Sykes
@jonny-5-is-alive.bsky.social
39, Seattle
Gaymer, UX Design, Wannabe Himbo
Weaknesses include social cues and muscle nerds
Definitely not a robot
Gaymer, UX Design, Wannabe Himbo
Weaknesses include social cues and muscle nerds
Definitely not a robot
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A new Kickstarter is here to make 4 new episodes of MST3K episodes.
RiffTrax Guys Launch Kickstarter for New MST3K Episodes
nerdist.com
February 2, 2026 at 8:32 PM
A new Kickstarter is here to make 4 new episodes of MST3K episodes.
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Nehls: I would like to quickly address the police officers from January 6th. And I can tell you that the fault does not lie with Donald Trump. It lies with the US capitol leadership team.
Fanone: *Coughs: Go fuck yourself*
Fanone: *Coughs: Go fuck yourself*
January 22, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Nehls: I would like to quickly address the police officers from January 6th. And I can tell you that the fault does not lie with Donald Trump. It lies with the US capitol leadership team.
Fanone: *Coughs: Go fuck yourself*
Fanone: *Coughs: Go fuck yourself*
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
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I don’t know man if capitalism has just resulted in a small network of pedophiles destroying all life on earth then perhaps we should consider that it is a complete and utter failure as a system
December 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I don’t know man if capitalism has just resulted in a small network of pedophiles destroying all life on earth then perhaps we should consider that it is a complete and utter failure as a system
@en.finalfantasyxiv.com insists on making new gym playlists for me, who am I to complain
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Final Fantasy XIV Dawntrail: Everything Burns [Arcadion]
YouTube video by Realthetical
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December 16, 2025 at 1:43 PM
@en.finalfantasyxiv.com insists on making new gym playlists for me, who am I to complain
youtube.com/watch?v=gVZ-...
youtube.com/watch?v=gVZ-...
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November 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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NEW STORY // Wilson Pulls Away from Harrell, Leads by 1,346 Votes
Story by Doug Trumm via @theurbanist.org // 🔗 www.theurbanist.org/2025/11/11/w...
Story by Doug Trumm via @theurbanist.org // 🔗 www.theurbanist.org/2025/11/11/w...
Wilson Pulls Away from Harrell, Leads by 1,346 Votes » The Urbanist
# In Tuesday's drop, Urbanist-endorsed progressive challenger Katie Wilson expanded her narrow lead over Seattle Mayor Bruce Harrell. She now leads by 1,346 votes or 0.49%. With very few ballots remai...
www.theurbanist.org
November 12, 2025 at 1:57 AM
NEW STORY // Wilson Pulls Away from Harrell, Leads by 1,346 Votes
Story by Doug Trumm via @theurbanist.org // 🔗 www.theurbanist.org/2025/11/11/w...
Story by Doug Trumm via @theurbanist.org // 🔗 www.theurbanist.org/2025/11/11/w...
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The last 48 hours have shown why people have stopped relying on legacy journalism and have migrated to independent journalists in droves.
The benefit of legacy journalism is supposed to be “editors” and “factchecking” and they can’t even get that right in a rush to blame trans people.
The benefit of legacy journalism is supposed to be “editors” and “factchecking” and they can’t even get that right in a rush to blame trans people.
September 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
The last 48 hours have shown why people have stopped relying on legacy journalism and have migrated to independent journalists in droves.
The benefit of legacy journalism is supposed to be “editors” and “factchecking” and they can’t even get that right in a rush to blame trans people.
The benefit of legacy journalism is supposed to be “editors” and “factchecking” and they can’t even get that right in a rush to blame trans people.
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Undertale
August 30, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Undertale
It finally happened. I met a flat earther that said people don't really go to Antarctica because 'they' would shot you on sight.
Imagine their surprise when I pulled up my album of 4000 photos with geotagged coordinates.
Imagine their surprise when I pulled up my album of 4000 photos with geotagged coordinates.
August 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
It finally happened. I met a flat earther that said people don't really go to Antarctica because 'they' would shot you on sight.
Imagine their surprise when I pulled up my album of 4000 photos with geotagged coordinates.
Imagine their surprise when I pulled up my album of 4000 photos with geotagged coordinates.
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Trump’s claim that he’s invading Democratic cities and militarily occupying them to “fight crime” is no different than Bush’s claim he was militarily occupying Iraq to “find WMD.”
And much of the media is still mindlessly repeating the bullshit premise as if it’s real.
And much of the media is still mindlessly repeating the bullshit premise as if it’s real.
August 24, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Trump’s claim that he’s invading Democratic cities and militarily occupying them to “fight crime” is no different than Bush’s claim he was militarily occupying Iraq to “find WMD.”
And much of the media is still mindlessly repeating the bullshit premise as if it’s real.
And much of the media is still mindlessly repeating the bullshit premise as if it’s real.
I was wondering why my anxiety was cranked up to 11 and then I realized I'd spent the last 3 days bingeing Severance.
August 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I was wondering why my anxiety was cranked up to 11 and then I realized I'd spent the last 3 days bingeing Severance.
Could really go for some boiled chicken slices and cheese product on wonderbread right about now
August 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Could really go for some boiled chicken slices and cheese product on wonderbread right about now
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It’s an unimaginable amount of money. He could have bought two - maybe even three - Warhammer armies.
Imagine what good could have been done with all the money Mark Zuckerberg has personally wasted
August 21, 2025 at 6:05 AM
It’s an unimaginable amount of money. He could have bought two - maybe even three - Warhammer armies.
Hey assault with a deli weapon is serious. He could have hurt someone with that turkey club.
The White House posted an insane video of the police arresting the sandwich guy in a safe and wealthy neighborhood.
August 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Hey assault with a deli weapon is serious. He could have hurt someone with that turkey club.
I'm always here for Cuomo dragging, but let's just take a moment to appreciate Adams at 7%.
NYC Mayoral Polling:
🔵 Mamdani: 44%
🟢 Cuomo: 25%
🔴 Sliwa: 12%
🟣 Adams: 7%
Siena / Aug 7, 2025
🔵 Mamdani: 44%
🟢 Cuomo: 25%
🔴 Sliwa: 12%
🟣 Adams: 7%
Siena / Aug 7, 2025
August 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I'm always here for Cuomo dragging, but let's just take a moment to appreciate Adams at 7%.
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Turns out winks and nods to eugenics are frowned upon by the general public.
NEW: Foot traffic fell 9% y/o/y at American Eagle stores for the week that began August 3, marking the 2nd week of traffic declines since the retailer launched its controversial campaign featuring actor Sydney Sweeney
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Exclusive: Foot traffic down 9% at American Eagle following Sydney Sweeney ad controversy
Traffic fell for both weeks since the campaign dropped, per Pass_by
www.retailbrew.com
August 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Turns out winks and nods to eugenics are frowned upon by the general public.
Is it bad to kill innocent people? @nytimes.com isn't sure
August 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Is it bad to kill innocent people? @nytimes.com isn't sure
Sure the jets buzz the city for a week and scare the shit out of my dog, but I got a cool photo so 🤷♂️
August 4, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Sure the jets buzz the city for a week and scare the shit out of my dog, but I got a cool photo so 🤷♂️
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Hot off the presses: The Urbanist's primary election endorsements.
Ballots arrive in mailboxes as soon as tomorrow.
www.theurbanist.org/2025/07/16/2...
Ballots arrive in mailboxes as soon as tomorrow.
www.theurbanist.org/2025/07/16/2...
2025 Primary Election Endorsements » The Urbanist
# The Urbanist Elections Committee is excited to announce our 2025 primary election endorsements, which span the region from Tacoma to Everett. Be sure to vote by August 5.
www.theurbanist.org
July 16, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Hot off the presses: The Urbanist's primary election endorsements.
Ballots arrive in mailboxes as soon as tomorrow.
www.theurbanist.org/2025/07/16/2...
Ballots arrive in mailboxes as soon as tomorrow.
www.theurbanist.org/2025/07/16/2...
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Musk has adjusted Grok’s algorithm so it’s now a neo-Nazi.
Pretty cool that almost every progressive commentator, elected official and organization still uses Musk’s X algorithm to communicate with the public! Good job guys.
Pretty cool that almost every progressive commentator, elected official and organization still uses Musk’s X algorithm to communicate with the public! Good job guys.
July 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Musk has adjusted Grok’s algorithm so it’s now a neo-Nazi.
Pretty cool that almost every progressive commentator, elected official and organization still uses Musk’s X algorithm to communicate with the public! Good job guys.
Pretty cool that almost every progressive commentator, elected official and organization still uses Musk’s X algorithm to communicate with the public! Good job guys.
How are you in Provincetown for July 4 and tagging your profile "discreet/DL"? 🙃
July 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
How are you in Provincetown for July 4 and tagging your profile "discreet/DL"? 🙃
DON'T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME
Zohran Mamdani's shock win has Wall Street fretting over "hot commie summer"
Mamdani’s Shock Win Has Wall Street Fretting Over ‘Hot Commie Summer’
Even Zohran Mamdani’s detractors recognize that the vibes are with the 33-year-old democratic socialist.
bloom.bg
June 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
DON'T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME