Jon Carlin
@joncarlin.bsky.social
Canadian 🇨🇦
Dad 😴
Nerd 🤓
Gamer 🎮🎲🃏
Raptor and Tempo fan 🦖🎶🏀🍁
Dad 😴
Nerd 🤓
Gamer 🎮🎲🃏
Raptor and Tempo fan 🦖🎶🏀🍁
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“The brave men and women of ICE and the U.S. Border Patrol are doing their best to carry out these executions in a safe and professional manner,” said Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem
Kristi Noem Calls On Minneapolis Residents To Stop Obstructing Murders
WASHINGTON—Urging locals to “fully cooperate” with federal agents, Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem called on Minneapolis residents Monday to stop obstructing murders. “The brave ...
theonion.com
January 27, 2026 at 12:30 AM
“The brave men and women of ICE and the U.S. Border Patrol are doing their best to carry out these executions in a safe and professional manner,” said Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem
I asked AI what Gordon Lightfoot would look like as a Canadian Superhero and without a second prompt it did not disappoint.
January 27, 2026 at 4:04 PM
I asked AI what Gordon Lightfoot would look like as a Canadian Superhero and without a second prompt it did not disappoint.
I’m starting to realize a HUGE part of the recruiting of international players for the Canadian teams in the major sports should be a serious conversation about our immigration policies and lack of ICE.
January 27, 2026 at 11:33 AM
I’m starting to realize a HUGE part of the recruiting of international players for the Canadian teams in the major sports should be a serious conversation about our immigration policies and lack of ICE.
I can remember a time when my family would plan trips to America. Now we plan our trips around avoiding America. We look at labels to see where the item was produced. We check corporate political alignment. BT (before Trump) we just existed without these worries or thoughts.
January 26, 2026 at 6:58 PM
I can remember a time when my family would plan trips to America. Now we plan our trips around avoiding America. We look at labels to see where the item was produced. We check corporate political alignment. BT (before Trump) we just existed without these worries or thoughts.
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Wait… is “Board of Peace” just a bad play on “Bored of Peace”?
Are we in the new Austin Powers movie?
Are we in the new Austin Powers movie?
January 23, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Wait… is “Board of Peace” just a bad play on “Bored of Peace”?
Are we in the new Austin Powers movie?
Are we in the new Austin Powers movie?
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One for the history books. Canada, it’s our time to play. 🏀
The Toronto Tempo 2026 inaugural season schedule is here and we couldn’t just drop it, we had to build it. We've teamed up with our friends LEGO Canada to create something special.
The Toronto Tempo 2026 inaugural season schedule is here and we couldn’t just drop it, we had to build it. We've teamed up with our friends LEGO Canada to create something special.
January 21, 2026 at 8:06 PM
One for the history books. Canada, it’s our time to play. 🏀
The Toronto Tempo 2026 inaugural season schedule is here and we couldn’t just drop it, we had to build it. We've teamed up with our friends LEGO Canada to create something special.
The Toronto Tempo 2026 inaugural season schedule is here and we couldn’t just drop it, we had to build it. We've teamed up with our friends LEGO Canada to create something special.
On behalf of all Canadians
Get fucked bud
Get fucked bud
Trump: "Canada gets a lot of freebies from us. They should be grateful, also, but they're not. I watched your prime minister yesterday, he wasn't so grateful. But they should be grateful to us. Canada lives because of the United States — remember that, Mark."
January 21, 2026 at 5:26 PM
On behalf of all Canadians
Get fucked bud
Get fucked bud
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I would be so good with another country, literally any other country, capturing our leader and declaring themselves the new leader. It could even be like a cantaloupe in their place. Or a doll. A ventriloquist dummy if it's a rich country who does it and they want to be fancy
January 20, 2026 at 8:59 PM
I would be so good with another country, literally any other country, capturing our leader and declaring themselves the new leader. It could even be like a cantaloupe in their place. Or a doll. A ventriloquist dummy if it's a rich country who does it and they want to be fancy
January 20, 2026 at 6:52 PM
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Unfortunately, this is more real than I want it to be.
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January 20, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Unfortunately, this is more real than I want it to be.
i.redd.it/waru3ogprbeg...
i.redd.it/waru3ogprbeg...
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January 17, 2026 at 1:39 PM
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Child’s Blow Into Car Breathalyzer Rewarded With Dicey Trip To Ice Cream Shop
Child’s Blow Into Car Breathalyzer Rewarded With Dicey Trip To Ice Cream Shop
MILWAUKEE—After instructing his 5-year-old son to imagine a bunch of birthday candles at the other end of the tube, local dad Rick Cerney, 41, reportedly rewarded the child’s blow into his car Breatha...
theonion.com
January 18, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Child’s Blow Into Car Breathalyzer Rewarded With Dicey Trip To Ice Cream Shop
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The NFL has announced that Green Day will kick off the 60th Super Bowl with an opening ceremony at Levi’s Stadium in Santa Clara, California.
Green Day to open 60th Super Bowl with anniversary ceremony celebrating generations of MVPs
The NFL has announced that Green Day will kick off the 60th Super Bowl with an opening ceremony at Levi’s Stadium in Santa Clara, California.
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January 18, 2026 at 6:00 PM
The NFL has announced that Green Day will kick off the 60th Super Bowl with an opening ceremony at Levi’s Stadium in Santa Clara, California.
These are SO MUCH HOTTER than Flamin Hot Cheetos. Goldfish lovers you’ve been warned.
January 18, 2026 at 6:18 PM
These are SO MUCH HOTTER than Flamin Hot Cheetos. Goldfish lovers you’ve been warned.
Wow Butter is a suitable substitute for peanut butter. I’ll die on this hill.
January 18, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Wow Butter is a suitable substitute for peanut butter. I’ll die on this hill.
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you want to know why the muppets never leave sesame street: thread
January 16, 2026 at 9:24 PM
you want to know why the muppets never leave sesame street: thread
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It’s crazy how it’s suddenly “wow we live in a police state” when it happens to white people
January 16, 2026 at 6:24 AM
It’s crazy how it’s suddenly “wow we live in a police state” when it happens to white people
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sometimes i delete a post because i've grown as a person in those 45 seconds
October 12, 2023 at 5:51 PM
sometimes i delete a post because i've grown as a person in those 45 seconds
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two roles for the price of one actor: thread
January 14, 2026 at 11:32 PM
two roles for the price of one actor: thread
"Join ICE" - Jesse Welles (LIVE on The Late Show)
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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January 14, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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Doomed Rabbit To Teach 8-Year-Old About Responsibility https://theonion.com/doomed-rabbit-to-teach-8-year-old-about-responsibility-1819574501/
January 14, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Doomed Rabbit To Teach 8-Year-Old About Responsibility https://theonion.com/doomed-rabbit-to-teach-8-year-old-about-responsibility-1819574501/