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Jon Axell
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Opinions are my own!
Favorite old-school emoji is ;(
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SORRY. Sorry.
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
April 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball
April 16, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Last night Cal Raleigh hit his 69th career home run. Tonight he hit one 420 ft. #mariners
April 13, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Some say the devil’s making strom thurmond watch the whole thing
April 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
How did the Oscars producers not catch that the collage of stills behind the best actor winner would mean the image of Sebastian Stan as Trump absolutely looming over the acceptance speech
March 3, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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RIP Bob Uecker. Never forget the time he and Bob Gibson got in trouble for holding hands during the team photo.
January 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
If I was making a movie about fires in LA in the distant year of 2025 I would decorate the sets with movie posters of some sort of chimp pop star
January 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Check out this tribute from Larry Mizell Jr. on @kexp.bsky.social as fires burned across Los Angeles today. 📻
January 10, 2025 at 8:01 AM
To the guy out for a walk in the wildfire smoke with his mask down around his neck while he smokes a cigarette:
January 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Rams fans: THEY NLAT LIKE US
January 6, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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"Ghostbusters II" (positive vibes will save us)
What’s a good movie that makes a strong political or moral point?
December 28, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Texted to my brother: “Got that ($1.50) dawg in him”
His reply: “Kirkless Signature”

0-1 but I’m not mad.
espn.com ESPN @espn.com · Dec 19
Penix Jr. was getting a hot dog at Costco when he got the news he was starting 🤣
December 19, 2024 at 5:05 AM
Hardly any artwork of Santa is available to license, even fewer have the time or skill to create something - Santa is notoriously difficult and expensive to draw. Almond Roca had no choice but to use AI.
December 17, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Crabs will be their dogs and dolphins will be the new gorilla (always a bridesmaid, never the dominant species on a blue planet)

www.popularmechanics.com/science/anim...
If Humans Die Out, Octopuses Already Have the Chops to Build the Next Civilization, Scientist Claims
With brains that process information almost like a computer, the sea creatures already use tools and can be social. But they need to make a few changes before they can take over the world.
www.popularmechanics.com
December 15, 2024 at 9:27 PM
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you could make $100,000,000,000,000 if you could figure out how to get Kitchen Water to come out of the bathroom faucet instead of Bathroom Water
December 15, 2024 at 3:10 AM
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(From the top deck of a mega yacht)
If they want mail they can pay for it
December 14, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Have Yankees fans ever been jealous of the Mets for 15 *minutes*, let alone 15 years?
December 9, 2024 at 3:50 AM
Bet a lot of the guys looking for this guy have a Punisher sticker on their car.
December 7, 2024 at 12:02 AM