In “Way of the Kings” there’s a cursed king who doesn’t know whether he will wake up a genius or an idiot each morning.

That’s how I am now with anger. Today I am very angry.

We did not need that tongue commerical #superbowl

you know what *is* available. TiK ToK by kesha

before coffee: I hate everything

after coffee: I hate everything but nervouser

The #Arcane S2 soundtrack has soooo many good songs

First time driving through LAX and dropping someone off took less than 10 minutes, must’ve hit the perfect run

The fact that Instagram now has an ad for Meta glasses first in my feed makes me want to use the app even less

having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition