Jonathan Stallard
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| Cybersecurity Analyst | Advocate for Human Rights, Mental Health, and Fighting Fascists | Fueled by Caffeine and Spite | he/him |
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great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"
November 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"
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Defense begins, “This case, ladies and gentlemen, is about a sandwich. A sandwich that according to Agent Lairmore somehow both exploded on his chest in a spray of mustard and onions but also landed intact on the ground still in its Subway wrapper.”
November 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Defense begins, “This case, ladies and gentlemen, is about a sandwich. A sandwich that according to Agent Lairmore somehow both exploded on his chest in a spray of mustard and onions but also landed intact on the ground still in its Subway wrapper.”
Private equity is a fucking parasite that destroys everything good in this world. It needs to be eradicated.
November 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Private equity is a fucking parasite that destroys everything good in this world. It needs to be eradicated.
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We need a new generation of leaders who are the voices of democracy, freedom, social justice, & the rule of law.
A new generation that renews the “we” in “we the people.”
Instead of fretting over Zohran Mamdani, the Democratic Party should embrace him as part of its future.
A new generation that renews the “we” in “we the people.”
Instead of fretting over Zohran Mamdani, the Democratic Party should embrace him as part of its future.
November 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
We need a new generation of leaders who are the voices of democracy, freedom, social justice, & the rule of law.
A new generation that renews the “we” in “we the people.”
Instead of fretting over Zohran Mamdani, the Democratic Party should embrace him as part of its future.
A new generation that renews the “we” in “we the people.”
Instead of fretting over Zohran Mamdani, the Democratic Party should embrace him as part of its future.
I hope tonight serves as a wake-up call for Republicans to realize it’s time to move forward after Trump. While it’s impossible know if what comes next will be better or worse, one thing is certain: this marks the beginning of the end of the Trump era.
November 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I hope tonight serves as a wake-up call for Republicans to realize it’s time to move forward after Trump. While it’s impossible know if what comes next will be better or worse, one thing is certain: this marks the beginning of the end of the Trump era.
AOC for Senate 2028
Schumer had a chance to repudiate the gutter racism and Islamophobia of Cuomo's campaign and he just fucking didn't. And that is disqualifying. He should be ashamed and we the voters should make sure he feels that shame.
Reporter: Today is election day in New York City. Did you vote for Mamdani or Cuomo?
Schumer: Look, I voted. And I look forward to working with the next mayor to help New York City.
Schumer: Look, I voted. And I look forward to working with the next mayor to help New York City.
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
AOC for Senate 2028
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Democrat Corey O’Connor won election as mayor of Pittsburgh on Tuesday.
https://to.pbs.org/43N2HeT
https://to.pbs.org/43N2HeT
Democrat Corey O’Connor wins race for Pittsburgh mayor
He is the son of former Pittsburgh Mayor Bob O’Connor.
www.pbs.org
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Democrat Corey O’Connor won election as mayor of Pittsburgh on Tuesday.
https://to.pbs.org/43N2HeT
https://to.pbs.org/43N2HeT
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NBC News projects that Pennsylvania will retain all 3 Democratic state Supreme Court justices.
Its a complete and total loss for Republicans tonight.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/ele...
Its a complete and total loss for Republicans tonight.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/ele...
Pennsylvania voters retain three state Supreme Court justices, preserving Democrats' 5-2 majority
NBC News projects the incumbents survived an up-or-down vote to keep their seats on the battleground state’s high court.
www.nbcnews.com
November 5, 2025 at 1:53 AM
NBC News projects that Pennsylvania will retain all 3 Democratic state Supreme Court justices.
Its a complete and total loss for Republicans tonight.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/ele...
Its a complete and total loss for Republicans tonight.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/ele...
If I were a Republican hoping to get elected in 2026, I'd be really concerned right now.
November 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
If I were a Republican hoping to get elected in 2026, I'd be really concerned right now.
If they're panicking now, just wait until next November 🌊
November 5, 2025 at 1:17 AM
If they're panicking now, just wait until next November 🌊
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BREAKING: Democrat Abigail Spanberger projected to become Virginia's first female governor, NBC News projects.
Read more here: www.msnbc.com/top-stories/...
Read more here: www.msnbc.com/top-stories/...
November 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
BREAKING: Democrat Abigail Spanberger projected to become Virginia's first female governor, NBC News projects.
Read more here: www.msnbc.com/top-stories/...
Read more here: www.msnbc.com/top-stories/...
The Enshittification of literally everything is really starting to piss me off.
November 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
The Enshittification of literally everything is really starting to piss me off.
us-east-1 down again?
October 20, 2025 at 7:35 AM
us-east-1 down again?
Hey Apple, I'd love to be able to sign in (or out) of my iCloud account but my Mac password contains letters which you're not allowing me to input. 🤦♂️
October 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Hey Apple, I'd love to be able to sign in (or out) of my iCloud account but my Mac password contains letters which you're not allowing me to input. 🤦♂️
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One time I posted a picture of my apartment complex's trash compactor and someone immediately messaged me telling me where I lived.
I really can't emphasize enough that it takes only about three pieces of information about someone to re-identify them. None of us are particularly anonymous if we have any sort of sustained online presence
![6. The TXFC observed a post on the Bluesky account stating that his birthday was
June 15th. Additionally, the Bluesky account user self-identified as 38 years old, indicating a likely
date of birth (DOB) of
7. The Bluesky account user made additional posts about being in Cincinnati, Ohio.
8. The TXFC observed an additional post by the Bluesky account user regarding the
death of his on 2025, at the age of years old.
9. The TXFC conducted open-source queries of obituaries matching the date of death
of 2025, and likely location of Cincinnati, Ohio, and observed an obituary for
[REDACTED] with a date of death of 2025.
10. Kelly’s obituary was reviewed, which included a listing of all
grandchildren by name. The TXFC conducted Accurint searches for the last name [REDACTED], DOB of
and location of Cincinnati, Ohio, and returned a match of [REDACTED]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:uyqnubfj3qlho6psy6uvvt6u/bafkreibjdjnelpwwouimu63kvtyhi2g6g27brmlc55kcos6eppjvh6rwte@jpeg)
August 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
One time I posted a picture of my apartment complex's trash compactor and someone immediately messaged me telling me where I lived.
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Thou shalt admit that the president is a rapist who destroyed the Epstein list to cover up his crimes.
July 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Thou shalt admit that the president is a rapist who destroyed the Epstein list to cover up his crimes.
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The people who lost children and other loved ones in the Texas floods are owed honest answers from officials. They should be told why flash flood warnings issued hours earlier were not conveyed to people in the path of the water. They don’t need more prayers from politicians. They need answers.
July 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
The people who lost children and other loved ones in the Texas floods are owed honest answers from officials. They should be told why flash flood warnings issued hours earlier were not conveyed to people in the path of the water. They don’t need more prayers from politicians. They need answers.
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I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy.
I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.
I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.
July 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy.
I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.
I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.
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“The New York Times collaborated with a white nationalist eugenicist hacker and agreed to keep his identity a secret to publish a Zohran Mamdani hit piece” is a way bigger story than “18 year old Zohran Mamdani ticked ‘African American’ on his Columbia application because he was a citizen of Uganda”
July 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
“The New York Times collaborated with a white nationalist eugenicist hacker and agreed to keep his identity a secret to publish a Zohran Mamdani hit piece” is a way bigger story than “18 year old Zohran Mamdani ticked ‘African American’ on his Columbia application because he was a citizen of Uganda”
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I hope the corrupt, geriatric establishment understands that their time is over.
Retire now and retain what’s left of your legacy and life. Or die in disgrace.
Retire now and retain what’s left of your legacy and life. Or die in disgrace.
June 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I hope the corrupt, geriatric establishment understands that their time is over.
Retire now and retain what’s left of your legacy and life. Or die in disgrace.
Retire now and retain what’s left of your legacy and life. Or die in disgrace.
Elon's SSN doesn't end in 8288, It actually ends in 4583...
June 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Elon's SSN doesn't end in 8288, It actually ends in 4583...
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all i want is to one day own a modest sized home in a walkable neighborhood and raise money for shelter animals. wear an outfit i like, walk to the grocery store, buy some nectarines, feed cats, and live in peace. just don't understand why achieving this is so hard
June 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
all i want is to one day own a modest sized home in a walkable neighborhood and raise money for shelter animals. wear an outfit i like, walk to the grocery store, buy some nectarines, feed cats, and live in peace. just don't understand why achieving this is so hard
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The federal government imposing a stop work order on Trevor project for the national 988 suicide hotline on the same day that the Supreme Court greenlit a ban on care despite the risk of suicide sends a clear message:
The United States government officially wants trans youth to kill themselves.
The United States government officially wants trans youth to kill themselves.
June 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
The federal government imposing a stop work order on Trevor project for the national 988 suicide hotline on the same day that the Supreme Court greenlit a ban on care despite the risk of suicide sends a clear message:
The United States government officially wants trans youth to kill themselves.
The United States government officially wants trans youth to kill themselves.