Jonathan Stallard
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| Cybersecurity Analyst | Advocate for Human Rights, Mental Health, and Fighting Fascists | Fueled by Caffeine and Spite | he/him |
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Defense begins, “This case, ladies and gentlemen, is about a sandwich. A sandwich that according to Agent Lairmore somehow both exploded on his chest in a spray of mustard and onions but also landed intact on the ground still in its Subway wrapper.”
November 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Defense begins, “This case, ladies and gentlemen, is about a sandwich. A sandwich that according to Agent Lairmore somehow both exploded on his chest in a spray of mustard and onions but also landed intact on the ground still in its Subway wrapper.”
Assuming we survive this... We have to make sure it can NEVER happen again. A lot of people need to be held accountable and drastic changes need to be made. No more 'status quo'. No more DNC establishment candidates.
July 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Assuming we survive this... We have to make sure it can NEVER happen again. A lot of people need to be held accountable and drastic changes need to be made. No more 'status quo'. No more DNC establishment candidates.