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Jonathan Mayor
@jonathanmayor.bsky.social
Comedian, fool. Pronouns are he/him/Royal Plural
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Validate your parking Nige?
February 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Having dropped the Twitter habit, I must try harder here.
December 7, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Justin Welby is an argument for capitol punishment (which I don’t believe in …except…) not retirement.
December 7, 2024 at 5:33 PM
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Nice to hear Justin Welby boasting about how he gives the rolliest head. #bbcpm
December 5, 2024 at 5:26 PM
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Last chance to see this comedy Goddess’s show. Go Guildford, go!
If anyone on here lives in #Guildford … that’s where I’ll be this FRIDAY night.

It’s the last date of the ‘Here Comes Trouble’ tour.

I’m determined to make it the best show. 💚✌️
December 5, 2024 at 8:04 PM
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Breaking: Chelsea Manning is leading a bathroom sit in protest at the Capitol.

Courtesy of Pablo Manriquez.
December 5, 2024 at 5:35 PM
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One of the best and funniest comedians I know. If you’ve not bought tickets yet, what are you waiting for?
Are you a man?
Do you know a man?
Are you a woman who’s met a man?
Have you ever ‘got a man in’?
Do you like mango?
Do you have mandibles?
Have you heard of Manchester?
If you answered yes to any of the above - come to this:
December 6, 2024 at 9:14 AM
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This is an U13 girl destroying the U15 boys in a running competition. Just look at the first comment, this is why women were segregated to start with. Why the anti-trans lot want to paint women and girls as completely incapable compared to men and boys!
December 6, 2024 at 11:47 AM
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Oh man, I've been alive for almost 40 years, I've partaken in our nation's health service a bunch of times and never once have I had a claim denied. Or made a claim. WE DON'T MAKE CLAIMS.
Why wouldn’t socialized medicine also deny claims?
December 6, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Alas the tour of “Varnish” now over. Really hoping to bring it North next year - or the year after. May have learn to drive! Harrumph.
November 24, 2024 at 1:26 PM
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And so to Shoreham last night to see my old school friend @jonathanmayor.bsky.social in his show Varnish. A delight - which had me laughing and in tears in almost equal measure. And a joy to catch up for the first time in about 13 years...
November 21, 2024 at 8:26 AM
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Happy #Whoday 61 years
November 23, 2024 at 7:13 PM
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Happy Doctor Who Day from K9 and K10
November 23, 2024 at 8:48 PM
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I keep seeing beautiful photographs of flowers in my timeline. This Robert Mapplethorpe one is one of my all time favourites.
November 24, 2024 at 11:25 AM
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And here’s one I took myself in Goa, India in 2017.
November 24, 2024 at 11:28 AM
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As Nadine Dorries is constantly booked on TV to flog her pile of shite book, may I offer an alternative.
All profits go to @macmillancancer and you don’t support Nadine Dorries, because if encouraged she may write again. 😱
November 24, 2024 at 9:39 AM
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November 17, 2024 at 9:47 AM
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Fixed it!
November 16, 2024 at 4:08 PM
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November 17, 2024 at 6:40 PM
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It was never about “free speech” over in the bad place.
November 17, 2024 at 7:03 PM
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I suppose this is the test. I was dxed with breastcancer 26 yr ago. I am a Flat Closure advocate. I’ve posted for abt 5 yrs on on other apps. Will BlueSky support the breast cancer community when we work on normalizing all post mastectomy bodies?
November 17, 2024 at 3:45 AM
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Me on Bluesky
November 17, 2024 at 7:14 AM
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November 17, 2024 at 11:04 AM
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daily dose of stoicism
November 16, 2024 at 2:10 PM