Jonathan
@jonathanjpage.bsky.social
Dad, kid, husband, UMC guy, goof
The mashup of Benny Hinn with Disturbed's "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" remains undefeated.
Listen Benny Hinn was just beating the shit out of people with the Holy Spirit
a man in a white shirt is walking in front of a cage with a mask on it
ALT: a man in a white shirt is walking in front of a cage with a mask on it
media.tenor.com
March 26, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The mashup of Benny Hinn with Disturbed's "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" remains undefeated.
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Duke is now 26-0 all-time in games which Spencer Hubbard plays.
March 16, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Duke is now 26-0 all-time in games which Spencer Hubbard plays.
My teen inner self, living now as a full grown elder millennial in the year of our Lord 2025, is very pleased with this.
AS PROMISED:
March 1, 2025 at 3:17 AM
My teen inner self, living now as a full grown elder millennial in the year of our Lord 2025, is very pleased with this.
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Duke's 3rd team is a 6 seed
February 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Duke's 3rd team is a 6 seed
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Cheering when Team USA scores while wearing a shirt that says “to be clear I think your country deserves to exist” in all caps letters
February 20, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Cheering when Team USA scores while wearing a shirt that says “to be clear I think your country deserves to exist” in all caps letters
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Without question the most tastefully dressed and oldest fan I have ever seen ejected from a game.
February 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Without question the most tastefully dressed and oldest fan I have ever seen ejected from a game.
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February 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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This says it all
Elon Musk to reporter: “We post our actions to the DOGE website. All of our actions are maximally transparent. I don’t know of a case where an organization has been more transparent than the DOGE organization.”
Here’s the doge.gov website IN ITS ENTIRETY. It’s literally a blank page!
Here’s the doge.gov website IN ITS ENTIRETY. It’s literally a blank page!
February 12, 2025 at 2:47 AM
This says it all
Phenomenal. No notes. Lol.
February 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Phenomenal. No notes. Lol.
This is a really good, measured piece. Call this what it is. Attempting to erase trans persons does not actually erase trans existence.
in 2016, Charlie Baker and the NCAA took pro-trans stances. In 2025, they instantly gave in to transphobia to stay on the good side of Trump and Congress.
In doing so, they've helped give cover to all the other anti-trans garbage these bigots will try to pull.
open.substack.com/pub/rodgersh...
In doing so, they've helped give cover to all the other anti-trans garbage these bigots will try to pull.
open.substack.com/pub/rodgersh...
The spineless cowardice of the NCAA's anti-trans swerve
A decade ago, the NCAA stood up on trans issues. Now that trans people are under attack, they've given in to bigots.
open.substack.com
February 7, 2025 at 2:55 PM
This is a really good, measured piece. Call this what it is. Attempting to erase trans persons does not actually erase trans existence.
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This is absolutely crucial advice. Read it. Read it again. Repeat it to yourself. Do not allow yourself to be overloaded. OVERLOAD IS A DELIBERATE TACTIC.
February 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
This is absolutely crucial advice. Read it. Read it again. Repeat it to yourself. Do not allow yourself to be overloaded. OVERLOAD IS A DELIBERATE TACTIC.
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Fox News: The church is in trouble because it is focusing on "wokeism", you know stuff like "helping people of different race, or sexual persuasion, whatever, instead of focusing on The Word."
my sister in christ have you ever opened a bible?
my sister in christ have you ever opened a bible?
January 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Fox News: The church is in trouble because it is focusing on "wokeism", you know stuff like "helping people of different race, or sexual persuasion, whatever, instead of focusing on The Word."
my sister in christ have you ever opened a bible?
my sister in christ have you ever opened a bible?
Alright the salute was enough to delete the other app. I'm on here full-time. Who should I connect with? Any account recs?
January 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Alright the salute was enough to delete the other app. I'm on here full-time. Who should I connect with? Any account recs?
This was one of my primary tasks when I worked at Chick-fil-A 20+ years ago. It becomes easy to imagine that some of the other tasks could be automated as well...
Squeezing 2,000 lemons a day was such a pain for staff at Chick-fil-A that the company enlisted an army of robots to do it
Chick-fil-A’s Lemon-Squeezing Robots Are Saving 10,000 Hours of Work
The company is outsourcing a tedious job that caused countless injured fingers to an automated factory
www.bloomberg.com
January 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
This was one of my primary tasks when I worked at Chick-fil-A 20+ years ago. It becomes easy to imagine that some of the other tasks could be automated as well...
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Yet another way in which the actions of Jesus Christ and the actions of people affiliated with Liberty University are different
January 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Yet another way in which the actions of Jesus Christ and the actions of people affiliated with Liberty University are different
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Kenny: tell em where SMU’s going Chuck
Charles: the GLUE factory
Shaq: [coughs, falls into Xmas tree, dies]
Charles: the GLUE factory
Shaq: [coughs, falls into Xmas tree, dies]
December 21, 2024 at 1:51 PM
Kenny: tell em where SMU’s going Chuck
Charles: the GLUE factory
Shaq: [coughs, falls into Xmas tree, dies]
Charles: the GLUE factory
Shaq: [coughs, falls into Xmas tree, dies]
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Okay, not whispering anymore: Kirk has been more bad than good this season and the Falcons should check out Penix ASAP
December 1, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Okay, not whispering anymore: Kirk has been more bad than good this season and the Falcons should check out Penix ASAP
I haven't been in position to do this in a very long time.
But no notes.
But no notes.
November 22, 2024 at 8:13 PM
I haven't been in position to do this in a very long time.
But no notes.
But no notes.
Thrilled for Chris Sale. A bright spot in a season filled with challenges.
Braves pitcher Chris Sale has won his first Cy Young Award in his 14th season and first in the National League.
The announcement comes a week after Sale was named NL Comeback Player of the Year.
🔗
www.nytimes.com/athletic/593...
The announcement comes a week after Sale was named NL Comeback Player of the Year.
🔗
www.nytimes.com/athletic/593...
November 21, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Thrilled for Chris Sale. A bright spot in a season filled with challenges.
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hoo could have seen this coming
There are four FBS teams called “the Owls” and all four have fired their coaches.
FAU is firing Tom Herman, The Athletic has learned and others have reported.
Herman was 6-16 in two seasons. Expect him to get a lot of P4 OC looks.
Herman was 6-16 in two seasons. Expect him to get a lot of P4 OC looks.
November 19, 2024 at 3:50 PM
hoo could have seen this coming
I hope @kmpage73.bsky.social aspires to this kind of trolling in her classroom.
November 19, 2024 at 5:33 PM
I hope @kmpage73.bsky.social aspires to this kind of trolling in her classroom.