Jon Matthews
@jon-matthews.bsky.social
Maker of www.Upona.com, also Googler of 10 years. Creator of exquisite roast potatoes.
Roses are red
Violets aren’t blue
That’s too low on the visual spectrum
But whatever, you do you
Violets aren’t blue
That’s too low on the visual spectrum
But whatever, you do you
August 4, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Roses are red
Violets aren’t blue
That’s too low on the visual spectrum
But whatever, you do you
Violets aren’t blue
That’s too low on the visual spectrum
But whatever, you do you
Well worth a read if you're around young men (or are one) iandunt.substack.com/p/how-to-be-...
How to be a man
The right's narrative about male attractiveness is grounded in Social Darwinism and free market economics. Can progressives tell a better story?
iandunt.substack.com
August 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Well worth a read if you're around young men (or are one) iandunt.substack.com/p/how-to-be-...
2008: listening to voice messages just so the notification badge will go away.
2025: reading the messages from my car so the badge will go away.
2025: reading the messages from my car so the badge will go away.
July 25, 2025 at 7:43 AM
2008: listening to voice messages just so the notification badge will go away.
2025: reading the messages from my car so the badge will go away.
2025: reading the messages from my car so the badge will go away.
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My glasto experience this year. www.upona.com/viewstory?St...
Glastonbury 2025
www.upona.com
June 26, 2025 at 9:00 AM
My glasto experience this year. www.upona.com/viewstory?St...
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Scott Pelley, "Our sacred rule of law, journalism, universities, freedom of speech, all under attack"
May 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Scott Pelley, "Our sacred rule of law, journalism, universities, freedom of speech, all under attack"
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Until about 2 months ago I was still saying 'wait & see'. I waited. I saw. Labour needs a new leader.
May 16, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Until about 2 months ago I was still saying 'wait & see'. I waited. I saw. Labour needs a new leader.
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at work we are being encouraged to spend more time on LinkedIn. As I am spending more time there I have to conclude that it really is the dead-eyed-sales-meeting-in-a-conference-room-in-a-mid-range-hotel-next-to-a-dual-carriageway of the social medias.
May 12, 2025 at 12:36 PM
at work we are being encouraged to spend more time on LinkedIn. As I am spending more time there I have to conclude that it really is the dead-eyed-sales-meeting-in-a-conference-room-in-a-mid-range-hotel-next-to-a-dual-carriageway of the social medias.
I believe they’re playing West Holts at Glasto.
May 9, 2025 at 9:37 AM
I believe they’re playing West Holts at Glasto.
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@amiberger.bsky.social What if you’re a child and your mother keeps grabbing clothing for you from the size 6 rack even though you just know you’re size 8 now?
“Are we still talking about this k-“
I WAS A SIZE 6 FOR SO LONG.
“Are we still talking about this k-“
I WAS A SIZE 6 FOR SO LONG.
April 28, 2025 at 2:04 PM
@amiberger.bsky.social What if you’re a child and your mother keeps grabbing clothing for you from the size 6 rack even though you just know you’re size 8 now?
“Are we still talking about this k-“
I WAS A SIZE 6 FOR SO LONG.
“Are we still talking about this k-“
I WAS A SIZE 6 FOR SO LONG.
Trump: *slams America’s dick in car door*
Miller: Masterful gambit sir.
Miller: Masterful gambit sir.
April 11, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Trump: *slams America’s dick in car door*
Miller: Masterful gambit sir.
Miller: Masterful gambit sir.
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Imagine if it's the unavailability of the
Switch that gets people to renounce fascism.
Switch that gets people to renounce fascism.
April 5, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Imagine if it's the unavailability of the
Switch that gets people to renounce fascism.
Switch that gets people to renounce fascism.
It wouldn’t shock me to find out the tariffs are just good, old fashioned market manipulation & trump has been telling his inner circle when they will be announced.
March 31, 2025 at 3:52 PM
It wouldn’t shock me to find out the tariffs are just good, old fashioned market manipulation & trump has been telling his inner circle when they will be announced.
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From United Humanists on FB
February 22, 2025 at 7:22 AM
From United Humanists on FB
Product idea or Black Mirror script?
The technology brothers have invented “Goons as a Service”
February 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Product idea or Black Mirror script?
While reading a book, I just glanced to the top right of the page to see the time 😹
February 6, 2025 at 5:45 PM
While reading a book, I just glanced to the top right of the page to see the time 😹
My Oceans 14 script (rejected as too unrealistic):
“Characters scream about DEI as a distraction while they break into the US treasury”
“Characters scream about DEI as a distraction while they break into the US treasury”
February 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
My Oceans 14 script (rejected as too unrealistic):
“Characters scream about DEI as a distraction while they break into the US treasury”
“Characters scream about DEI as a distraction while they break into the US treasury”
Just added major updates to Upona 🧐🧐.
Would love for you to try it out 😊: www.upona.com/api/invitese...
Would love for you to try it out 😊: www.upona.com/api/invitese...
January 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Just added major updates to Upona 🧐🧐.
Would love for you to try it out 😊: www.upona.com/api/invitese...
Would love for you to try it out 😊: www.upona.com/api/invitese...
Does anyone else apologise to their cat before starting their robot vac?
January 2, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Does anyone else apologise to their cat before starting their robot vac?
Particularly proud of this very seasonal shot.
December 9, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Particularly proud of this very seasonal shot.
Sounds incredibly basic, but yes… Bluesky also works in a browser. Helps to break the addiction to the other place.
November 18, 2024 at 9:22 AM
Sounds incredibly basic, but yes… Bluesky also works in a browser. Helps to break the addiction to the other place.
In other news… a large bee got trapped inside our car & kept setting off the alarm.
November 6, 2024 at 1:16 PM
In other news… a large bee got trapped inside our car & kept setting off the alarm.