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Jon Matthews
@jon-matthews.bsky.social
Maker of www.Upona.com, also Googler of 10 years. Creator of exquisite roast potatoes.
October 25, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Roses are red
Violets aren’t blue
That’s too low on the visual spectrum
But whatever, you do you
August 4, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Well worth a read if you're around young men (or are one) iandunt.substack.com/p/how-to-be-...
How to be a man
The right's narrative about male attractiveness is grounded in Social Darwinism and free market economics. Can progressives tell a better story?
iandunt.substack.com
August 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM
2008: listening to voice messages just so the notification badge will go away.

2025: reading the messages from my car so the badge will go away.
July 25, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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July 19, 2025 at 12:47 AM
My glasto experience this year. www.upona.com/viewstory?St...
Glastonbury 2025
www.upona.com
June 26, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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Scott Pelley, "Our sacred rule of law, journalism, universities, freedom of speech, all under attack"
May 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Until about 2 months ago I was still saying 'wait & see'. I waited. I saw. Labour needs a new leader.
May 16, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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at work we are being encouraged to spend more time on LinkedIn. As I am spending more time there I have to conclude that it really is the dead-eyed-sales-meeting-in-a-conference-room-in-a-mid-range-hotel-next-to-a-dual-carriageway of the social medias.
May 12, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I believe they’re playing West Holts at Glasto.
May 9, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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@amiberger.bsky.social What if you’re a child and your mother keeps grabbing clothing for you from the size 6 rack even though you just know you’re size 8 now?

“Are we still talking about this k-“

I WAS A SIZE 6 FOR SO LONG.
April 28, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Trump: *slams America’s dick in car door*
Miller: Masterful gambit sir.
April 11, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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Imagine if it's the unavailability of the
Switch that gets people to renounce fascism.
April 5, 2025 at 11:19 AM
It wouldn’t shock me to find out the tariffs are just good, old fashioned market manipulation & trump has been telling his inner circle when they will be announced.
March 31, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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From United Humanists on FB
February 22, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Product idea or Black Mirror script?
The technology brothers have invented “Goons as a Service”
February 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
While reading a book, I just glanced to the top right of the page to see the time 😹
February 6, 2025 at 5:45 PM
My Oceans 14 script (rejected as too unrealistic):

“Characters scream about DEI as a distraction while they break into the US treasury”
February 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Just added major updates to Upona 🧐🧐.

Would love for you to try it out 😊: www.upona.com/api/invitese...
January 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Does anyone else apologise to their cat before starting their robot vac?
January 2, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Particularly proud of this very seasonal shot.
December 9, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Sounds incredibly basic, but yes… Bluesky also works in a browser. Helps to break the addiction to the other place.
November 18, 2024 at 9:22 AM
In other news… a large bee got trapped inside our car & kept setting off the alarm.
November 6, 2024 at 1:16 PM