Jon Matthews
@jon-matthews.bsky.social
Maker of www.Upona.com, also Googler of 10 years. Creator of exquisite roast potatoes.
*life is worse than 20 years ago, except the tech, which is way better.
**the tech may consume your soul.
**the tech may consume your soul.
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
*life is worse than 20 years ago, except the tech, which is way better.
**the tech may consume your soul.
**the tech may consume your soul.
Considering the whole social security system costs £326 billion, £175 billion of which is pensions, that figure is so fucking ridiculous the media should be tearing him a new arse.
Or is he using the old “over 50 years” trick?
Or is he using the old “over 50 years” trick?
September 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Considering the whole social security system costs £326 billion, £175 billion of which is pensions, that figure is so fucking ridiculous the media should be tearing him a new arse.
Or is he using the old “over 50 years” trick?
Or is he using the old “over 50 years” trick?
“Overthrow”. I doubt this is even by accident.
September 15, 2025 at 11:40 AM
“Overthrow”. I doubt this is even by accident.
Mine are crazy this year
September 2, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Mine are crazy this year
Please don’t put in the newspaper that I was racist.
August 24, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Please don’t put in the newspaper that I was racist.
Roses are red
Violets aren’t blue
That’s too low on the visual spectrum
But whatever, you do you
Violets aren’t blue
That’s too low on the visual spectrum
But whatever, you do you
August 4, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Roses are red
Violets aren’t blue
That’s too low on the visual spectrum
But whatever, you do you
Violets aren’t blue
That’s too low on the visual spectrum
But whatever, you do you
2008: listening to voice messages just so the notification badge will go away.
2025: reading the messages from my car so the badge will go away.
2025: reading the messages from my car so the badge will go away.
July 25, 2025 at 7:43 AM
2008: listening to voice messages just so the notification badge will go away.
2025: reading the messages from my car so the badge will go away.
2025: reading the messages from my car so the badge will go away.
It really did feel like a special one
June 30, 2025 at 8:47 PM
It really did feel like a special one
Out of my whole Glaso lineup, this is one of very few things I definitely won’t be missing.
June 8, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Out of my whole Glaso lineup, this is one of very few things I definitely won’t be missing.
Well, if spicy-autocomplete is to be believed, it actually goes back to the 90s.
June 7, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Well, if spicy-autocomplete is to be believed, it actually goes back to the 90s.
Ok, which hero edited her wikipedia entry and put journalist in scare quotes? 😆
May 18, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Ok, which hero edited her wikipedia entry and put journalist in scare quotes? 😆
This supposed to be a selling point?
May 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
This supposed to be a selling point?
We had THE BEST collar for ours
May 10, 2025 at 11:10 AM
We had THE BEST collar for ours
I believe they’re playing West Holts at Glasto.
May 9, 2025 at 9:37 AM
I believe they’re playing West Holts at Glasto.
Trump: *slams America’s dick in car door*
Miller: Masterful gambit sir.
Miller: Masterful gambit sir.
April 11, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Trump: *slams America’s dick in car door*
Miller: Masterful gambit sir.
Miller: Masterful gambit sir.
Just added major updates to Upona 🧐🧐.
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Would love for you to try it out 😊: www.upona.com/api/invitese...
January 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Just added major updates to Upona 🧐🧐.
Would love for you to try it out 😊: www.upona.com/api/invitese...
Would love for you to try it out 😊: www.upona.com/api/invitese...