In House Ranch
johnofthesauce.bsky.social
In House Ranch
@johnofthesauce.bsky.social
Lover of the arts
You never see an old version of those year-round shorts guys. I don’t think they live very long
September 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Stephen King went down a liver king YouTube rabbit hole during Covid, wrote a book about it and called it Holly.
November 14, 2023 at 2:12 AM
It’s that time of year where Americans who are lucky enough to have shitty health insurance get emailed by those insurance companies, reminding us to not be little piggies over the holidays
November 10, 2023 at 4:54 AM
God bless Stranger Things. Offered to teach my nephew D&D for his birthday because I’m poor, and he was excited because the kids in the Stranger Things comics played.
October 18, 2023 at 3:05 PM
Okay - trying to explain Travis Kelce to the Swifties who also play Baldur’s Gate 3.

Wyll is Taylor Lautner - seems tough but is effectively useless. Gale is John Mayer - older and wants to fuck everything. Asterion is Matt Healy (obviously).

Halsin is Travis Kelce.
September 26, 2023 at 2:34 AM
Seeing this shit hurts my soul. Like the one that got away hurt. Bernie is the catch you (America) could’ve gotten, but your buddy (also America) puked on their shirt and called them a cunt. And now you just have to watch Bernie be cool and hot and down to earth
September 19, 2023 at 1:27 AM
She made his beetle juice
September 16, 2023 at 3:53 AM
Corn dad feels like a Bluesky hit but I can’t for the fucking life of me figure out who or what it is. I try to search it on twitter, but they’re talking about anthrax daughter dad instead
September 16, 2023 at 2:12 AM
August 30, 2023 at 10:43 PM
Psyched for the new wine to drop
August 25, 2023 at 7:46 PM
When you hate censorship but you’re scared of imaginary creatures
August 11, 2023 at 5:39 PM
Yakov writing all of his jokes
August 1, 2023 at 1:02 AM
The stupid X logo is making it so much easier to open bluesky instead
July 31, 2023 at 4:31 AM
Any Given Cumday
Little Cum of Horrors
All the President’s Cum

(I’m so sorry, please forgive me)
July 30, 2023 at 4:37 AM
Are you even white if don’t know anyone with this exact fit?
July 30, 2023 at 4:35 AM
My extremely conservative family agreed that the military industrial complex and our intelligence agencies need to be destroyed. All it took was alien seekies and a reality tv show president to get indicted
July 27, 2023 at 1:33 AM
Actorle 497 1/8
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LFG!!
July 27, 2023 at 1:26 AM
Pronouncing bluesky the same way I pronounce brewsky
July 18, 2023 at 3:16 AM
You ever have a pee with a pee stream like you came recently but you didn’t?
July 18, 2023 at 2:07 AM
Damn this app is quiet enough to deepen a parasocial relationship with an Internet personality.
July 18, 2023 at 1:55 AM