Best reasoning I’ve seen on this thread. I’m in a similar spot with all 3 of those players on my team and I think you made up my mind

Get a collab going. Those of us with shitty feet yearn for cool shoes

Bro I gotta start my fucking day learning that this exists

Just do GOATSE icing and say it was intentional. You’ve baked a marvelous asshole, keep your chin up!

Get that honky a training bra

I would highly recommend the game, tbh. I’ve never spent this much time on a game. It’s literally D&D mechanics. Even the combat is turn based. No controller skill required. Wonderful narrative and NPCs. It’s available on consoles too. Forget Taylor. You buy this game.

Does dungeons and dragons hold any interest for you? If so, then this game will greatly improve your quality of life AND you will understand my skeet. If not, then I feel sad for you, I wish you peace, and I hope you are able to find joy in this world.

I am simply trying spread my incredibly apt Swifty-exes/Baldur’s Gate metaphor. I thank your for your engagement and I’m sorry that you had to learn about a cool, horny game. I’m also sorry that you might’ve learned from the article that you can fuck a squid man in this game

Have you simply tried mapping Taylor’s exes to BG3 characters?

bsky.app/profile/john...

No worries. Just download BG3, read the romance guide below, and sink about 150+ hours into it and you will definitely pick up what I’m putting down.

gamerant.com/baldurs-gate...

I should clarify the Lautner claim: “tough, yet sensitive” (assuming Lautner is exactly the same as his Twilight character)

Would it clarify things if I said Withers was Calvin Harris?

These people have been able to reproduce and pass as normal for hundreds of millennia. Luckily the internet has created an evolutionary bottleneck and allowed them to metamorphose into unfuckable sewer creatures they truly are. They have 0-3 generations left assuming we can keep the servers running

Is this the corndad?

Lower elevation being the priority to center, but probably not the case with hurricanes. Oh and since you’re a Mainer, this one may be useful tonight - wear a coat! For fiberglass. Don’t want me be in wreckage and itchy as fuck. Although the wet may negate that factor. Best of luck!!!

Workshopping an alignment chart of musicals that weighs appropriateness of getting finger blasted during the show (good/evil) vs how much it’s going to bother those around you (lawful/chaotic). This could immensely help out my illiterate congresswoman. Really struggling with Rent and Les Mis

They hate it. (We always did tub because we grew up with well water, so loss of power meant loss of water pressure.)