Joe Cool
@johnnytornado.bsky.social
I still ain’t dead. Poly, queer, deeply kinky switch. Baltimore MD. He/him. It’s pretty much porn, politics, and puppies here.
Leather fetish, who? Me?! 😉
December 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Leather fetish, who? Me?! 😉
I will not look at the camera until you give me dinner early #SamanthaPics
December 13, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I will not look at the camera until you give me dinner early #SamanthaPics
Hey, if you’re going tonight #HotHouse tonight - it’s supposed to start snowing in Baltimore around 10pm. Now’s the time to make sure you have a snow brush in the car and the washer fluid is topped off. 😉
December 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Hey, if you’re going tonight #HotHouse tonight - it’s supposed to start snowing in Baltimore around 10pm. Now’s the time to make sure you have a snow brush in the car and the washer fluid is topped off. 😉
How about a little leather for the weekend?
December 13, 2025 at 4:31 PM
How about a little leather for the weekend?
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This is Pancho. He’s mad because he asked for five more minutes and then you woke him up five minutes later. Unforgivable. 12/10 (IG: panchothediva)
December 13, 2025 at 1:11 PM
This is Pancho. He’s mad because he asked for five more minutes and then you woke him up five minutes later. Unforgivable. 12/10 (IG: panchothediva)
Not sure why the Chinese place sent along freezer pops but zero out of ten, do not recommend 😉
December 12, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Not sure why the Chinese place sent along freezer pops but zero out of ten, do not recommend 😉
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When your partner has an emotional response after play, and you don't know if you did something wrong, this newsletter will help you understand what's normal and how to be supportive instead of panicked.
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December 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
When your partner has an emotional response after play, and you don't know if you did something wrong, this newsletter will help you understand what's normal and how to be supportive instead of panicked.
Subscribe and we'll learn how to better support our partners!
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Subscribe and we'll learn how to better support our partners!
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Had a follow up with the ortho yesterday for my herniated disc.
‘Well, you have some arthritic changes in your spine. Welcome to your 40s. But your hair still looks great’
So, who needs a working spine when your hair looks great? (I’m much better than I was, wasn’t ready for ‘arthritic changes’)
‘Well, you have some arthritic changes in your spine. Welcome to your 40s. But your hair still looks great’
So, who needs a working spine when your hair looks great? (I’m much better than I was, wasn’t ready for ‘arthritic changes’)
December 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Had a follow up with the ortho yesterday for my herniated disc.
‘Well, you have some arthritic changes in your spine. Welcome to your 40s. But your hair still looks great’
So, who needs a working spine when your hair looks great? (I’m much better than I was, wasn’t ready for ‘arthritic changes’)
‘Well, you have some arthritic changes in your spine. Welcome to your 40s. But your hair still looks great’
So, who needs a working spine when your hair looks great? (I’m much better than I was, wasn’t ready for ‘arthritic changes’)
Someone decided going to the vet and getting shots meant she was allowed on the bed.
December 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Someone decided going to the vet and getting shots meant she was allowed on the bed.
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#Ageverification must not become mandatory. In general, the effect and implementation of age verification are still unclear, and the risks outweigh the benefits. There is no law worldwide that enforces mandatory AV for messengers. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...
After Years of Controversy, the EU’s Chat Control Nears Its Final
After a years-long battle, the European Commission’s “Chat Control” plan, which would mandate mass scanning and other encryption-breaking measures, at last codifies agreement on a position within the
www.eff.org
December 12, 2025 at 6:56 AM
#Ageverification must not become mandatory. In general, the effect and implementation of age verification are still unclear, and the risks outweigh the benefits. There is no law worldwide that enforces mandatory AV for messengers. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...
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Yesterday marked the launch of our new resource center to answer all of your questions about online age verification mandates! Head over to EFF.org/Age to explore our explainers, user-friendly guides, technical breakdowns, and advocacy tools—all indexed in the sidebar for easy browsing. EFF.org/Age.
Age Verification and Age Gating: Resource Hub
Age verification (or age-gating) laws generally require online services to check, estimate, or verify all users’ ages—often through invasive tools like ID checks, biometric scans, or other dubious
www.eff.org
December 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Yesterday marked the launch of our new resource center to answer all of your questions about online age verification mandates! Head over to EFF.org/Age to explore our explainers, user-friendly guides, technical breakdowns, and advocacy tools—all indexed in the sidebar for easy browsing. EFF.org/Age.
Dear Mother Nature. Can I please have some stable weather so my head doesnt hurt? Thanks!
December 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Dear Mother Nature. Can I please have some stable weather so my head doesnt hurt? Thanks!
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Trump and Republicans are going to destroy the American tourism industry. People will lose jobs. Tourist destination cities and attractions will be financially decimated. This is insane.
Nobody Wants To Come To Donald Trump’s Sh*thole Country
www.wonkette.com/p/nobody-wan...
Nobody Wants To Come To Donald Trump’s Sh*thole Country
www.wonkette.com/p/nobody-wan...
Nobody Wants To Come To Donald Trump’s Sh*thole Country
Not anybody who matters, anyway.
www.wonkette.com
December 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Trump and Republicans are going to destroy the American tourism industry. People will lose jobs. Tourist destination cities and attractions will be financially decimated. This is insane.
Nobody Wants To Come To Donald Trump’s Sh*thole Country
www.wonkette.com/p/nobody-wan...
Nobody Wants To Come To Donald Trump’s Sh*thole Country
www.wonkette.com/p/nobody-wan...
Why didn’t anybody tell me this was a thing?
Christ. I’ve had entire conversations that were just lines from Futurama.
Christ. I’ve had entire conversations that were just lines from Futurama.
December 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Why didn’t anybody tell me this was a thing?
Christ. I’ve had entire conversations that were just lines from Futurama.
Christ. I’ve had entire conversations that were just lines from Futurama.
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The National Water Center has issued an updated Key Messages for the ongoing Catastrophic flooding impacts this week in Washington. More info: water.noaa.gov #flooding #wawx
December 11, 2025 at 2:51 PM
The National Water Center has issued an updated Key Messages for the ongoing Catastrophic flooding impacts this week in Washington. More info: water.noaa.gov #flooding #wawx
I’ve had more than one doctor give me a ‘welcome to your 40s’ speech.
Apparently I should be taken out to a field and treated like a horse with a broken leg.
Apparently I should be taken out to a field and treated like a horse with a broken leg.
December 11, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I’ve had more than one doctor give me a ‘welcome to your 40s’ speech.
Apparently I should be taken out to a field and treated like a horse with a broken leg.
Apparently I should be taken out to a field and treated like a horse with a broken leg.
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Hello all ✨
King Anna from r/gegangenwildaudio kindly asked me to draw a poster for their Advent Calendar event ! It's a wonderful idea, the mod team are wonderful and I don't know who speaks german around here but you should at least give it an upvote, for me ? 👉👈💖🎁
www.reddit.com/r/gegangenwi...
King Anna from r/gegangenwildaudio kindly asked me to draw a poster for their Advent Calendar event ! It's a wonderful idea, the mod team are wonderful and I don't know who speaks german around here but you should at least give it an upvote, for me ? 👉👈💖🎁
www.reddit.com/r/gegangenwi...
November 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Hello all ✨
King Anna from r/gegangenwildaudio kindly asked me to draw a poster for their Advent Calendar event ! It's a wonderful idea, the mod team are wonderful and I don't know who speaks german around here but you should at least give it an upvote, for me ? 👉👈💖🎁
www.reddit.com/r/gegangenwi...
King Anna from r/gegangenwildaudio kindly asked me to draw a poster for their Advent Calendar event ! It's a wonderful idea, the mod team are wonderful and I don't know who speaks german around here but you should at least give it an upvote, for me ? 👉👈💖🎁
www.reddit.com/r/gegangenwi...
Bumping my own post. Get at me if you want a Xmas card.
Oh no. I bought too many Christmas cards. DM if you’d like a Christmas card. 😉
December 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Bumping my own post. Get at me if you want a Xmas card.
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Winter prep starts with a simple checklist ❄️📝
✔ Check tire treads + pressure
✔ Stock up on food + water
✔ Prep your generator for outages
Eddie’s reviewing the list… are you?
#MDReady #WinterSafetyWeek #YetiOrNot #OneStepBigDifference
✔ Check tire treads + pressure
✔ Stock up on food + water
✔ Prep your generator for outages
Eddie’s reviewing the list… are you?
#MDReady #WinterSafetyWeek #YetiOrNot #OneStepBigDifference
December 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Winter prep starts with a simple checklist ❄️📝
✔ Check tire treads + pressure
✔ Stock up on food + water
✔ Prep your generator for outages
Eddie’s reviewing the list… are you?
#MDReady #WinterSafetyWeek #YetiOrNot #OneStepBigDifference
✔ Check tire treads + pressure
✔ Stock up on food + water
✔ Prep your generator for outages
Eddie’s reviewing the list… are you?
#MDReady #WinterSafetyWeek #YetiOrNot #OneStepBigDifference