johnnyprugh.bsky.social
@johnnyprugh.bsky.social
Just recently joined...trying to figure it all out.

Living in Miami (for now), Bernese Mountain Dogs, Clemson sports (yes, I'm an alum), and married to a great guy. 👬🏳️‍🌈
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Hey guys remember the Hillary Clinton email server?

Seems kinda, small today, doesn’t it?
March 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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the people who told you to calm down about Roe are the same people telling you to calm down about Social Security, in case you hadn't noticed
March 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Is Pam Bondi still working on those Jeffrey Epstein redactions?

This seems to be taking a while.
March 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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So if we give Putin everything he wants he will agree to a ceasefire.

Art of the Deal.
March 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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There are more kids with measles in Texas than there are Trans Athletes in the NCAA but you don’t hear MAGA out there talking about that now do you?
March 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Funny....All of a sudden, no one's performing arbitrary sex-change operations on unexpecting grade-schoolers anymore.
March 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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I was tired today and needed a pick-me-up. The second cup of coffee didn’t do much. Then I saw Tesla stock down over 15% on the day, and it really did the trick!
March 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.
March 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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according to today's executive order, reruns of the flintstones must now omit the last line of the theme song
March 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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After playing a fictional member of the Resistance a long time ago, I never could have imagined it ever happening in real life, but here we are.
Mark Hamill posting rebellious content in a battle against a dictator and his robotic sidekick is the most Star Wars shit ever.
February 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general.

If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.
February 17, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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It's called The Gulf of Mexico. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
February 12, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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February 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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DC hotels still have capacity. Top restaurants are still taking reservations. Popular bars aren’t extending their hours.

Yeah… starting to think cold wasn’t the reason why they moved the inauguration inside lol
January 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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I see the Democratic weather machine is doing great work again, forcing that inauguration inside. Well done, climate controllers.
January 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Thou shalt not promise lower grocery prices and then deliver war against Panama, Canada, and Greenland.
January 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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I hope Elon learned an important lesson from the MAGA v Tech Bros civil war:

You’ll never be one of them.

No matter how well you represent MAGA, they’ll turn on you the moment their rabid, insatiable desire for isolationism and xenophobia isn’t met.
December 27, 2024 at 4:05 PM
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Thank you, President Carter for a life well-lived.

You were always an example of the best of us.

We’ll take it from here.
December 29, 2024 at 9:07 PM
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Assad is now in Moscow, so Tulsi can visit all her friends in one place.
December 8, 2024 at 6:27 PM
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Every time I read about banning books, I think of this:

Reading a book with a gay character will not make you gay any more than reading a book about Einstein will make you a genius.
If you're afraid that books might change someone's thinking, you're not afraid of books — you're afraid of thinking.
December 3, 2024 at 10:16 PM