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John Montague
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“Sauce is the true litmus test of civilisation”

Head of Comms. Fmr political adviser.
In happier times this would have been a whole buzzfeed article.
November 15, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Reposted by John Montague
Wes is Bianca del Rio. Morgan is Trinity K Bonet. Keir is Adore Delano. Ed Miliband is BenDeLaCreme. Lucy Powell is Joslyn Fox. Angela Rayner is Laganja Estranja.
November 15, 2025 at 9:17 PM
He’s certainly frothing but I’m not sure it’s anger
November 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Reposted by John Montague
When I've asked this directly to journalists, I've been pointed to Scottish subsamples in UK polls. To whom I say, are you actually serious?
November 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Only 15 times? That’s bragging. You could not extract from me with torture how many times it took for me to beat Widow.
September 26, 2025 at 9:54 AM
My humble submission m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvIF...
George Galloway - Spunk Loving Sluts
YouTube video by Never Delossantos
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September 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
@jordanpfot.bsky.social came into the room worried the other day because I had let out what sounded like a death rattle cry after killing a boss after approximately 30 tries.
September 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM