John Howard Matthews
@johnmatthews.bsky.social
Words in funny, literary, and weird places: McSweeney's, Chicago Reader, Points in Case, SlackJaw, Whiskey Tit, American Bystander.
website: https://www.johnhowardmatthews.com/
website: https://www.johnhowardmatthews.com/
Later today:
October 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Later today:
I’ve had this cheap clock since 1987 and it still works fine. Even the pendulum swings on a fully charged battery. Honestly it scares me a little.
October 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I’ve had this cheap clock since 1987 and it still works fine. Even the pendulum swings on a fully charged battery. Honestly it scares me a little.