John Esnrch
@johnhotdog.bsky.social
a product so remarkably cool, so exquisitely marketed
that a buyer will NEVER be able to tell wtf it is, what it does, even after buying and having it
that a buyer will NEVER be able to tell wtf it is, what it does, even after buying and having it
November 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
a product so remarkably cool, so exquisitely marketed
that a buyer will NEVER be able to tell wtf it is, what it does, even after buying and having it
that a buyer will NEVER be able to tell wtf it is, what it does, even after buying and having it
no more hot people in movies
November 26, 2025 at 5:15 AM
no more hot people in movies
I would pay good money for an amusement park that is just recreations of famous sitcom sets
November 16, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I would pay good money for an amusement park that is just recreations of famous sitcom sets
5 min into crafting a joke and gif combo for the work chat when I'm like "hold on a damn minute" and I delete everything
it's called wisdom folks!
it's called wisdom folks!
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
5 min into crafting a joke and gif combo for the work chat when I'm like "hold on a damn minute" and I delete everything
it's called wisdom folks!
it's called wisdom folks!
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if you don’t spend several hours a day on your phone you’ll miss all the Crap and Bullshit
October 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
if you don’t spend several hours a day on your phone you’ll miss all the Crap and Bullshit
fantastic new app applies a smile to my face and light in my eyes! Good life not required !
A new iPhone app, Endless Summer, uses AI to create photorealistic vacation photos starring you — no travel required
Too burned out to travel? This new app fakes your summer vacation photos for you | TechCrunch
A new iPhone app, Endless Summer, uses AI to create photorealistic vacation photos starring you — no travel required
techcrunch.com
October 21, 2025 at 12:05 AM
fantastic new app applies a smile to my face and light in my eyes! Good life not required !
I'm just looking for a diet and exercise plan that includes 4 to 6 pounds of night chips
October 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I'm just looking for a diet and exercise plan that includes 4 to 6 pounds of night chips
parenthood is amazing because in the same breath you can say
"this child is the absolute light of my life" and also
"that lil fuker better be asleep up there"
"this child is the absolute light of my life" and also
"that lil fuker better be asleep up there"
October 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
parenthood is amazing because in the same breath you can say
"this child is the absolute light of my life" and also
"that lil fuker better be asleep up there"
"this child is the absolute light of my life" and also
"that lil fuker better be asleep up there"
I almost let the phrase "surveillance capitalism" slip past my lips yesterday at work
this LARP has gone too far
this LARP has gone too far
October 2, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I almost let the phrase "surveillance capitalism" slip past my lips yesterday at work
this LARP has gone too far
this LARP has gone too far
just remembering the "prank" my mother pulled on me a few months ago, where I went to go visit her and she acted like she had Alzheimer's
September 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
just remembering the "prank" my mother pulled on me a few months ago, where I went to go visit her and she acted like she had Alzheimer's
a stealth videogame about going unnoticed for a whole day at the office
other levels
at family event
at home as child
in subway car
other levels
at family event
at home as child
in subway car
September 27, 2025 at 4:56 AM
a stealth videogame about going unnoticed for a whole day at the office
other levels
at family event
at home as child
in subway car
other levels
at family event
at home as child
in subway car
Alien versus Jurassic Park please
September 27, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Alien versus Jurassic Park please
we did it
we finally have Tylenol control
we finally have Tylenol control
September 23, 2025 at 1:20 PM
we did it
we finally have Tylenol control
we finally have Tylenol control
My 4 year old watching Monday Night Football
"I hope the Ultimate Raisins win against the Lions"
"You mean the Baltimore Ravens?"
"No"
"I hope the Ultimate Raisins win against the Lions"
"You mean the Baltimore Ravens?"
"No"
September 23, 2025 at 12:49 AM
My 4 year old watching Monday Night Football
"I hope the Ultimate Raisins win against the Lions"
"You mean the Baltimore Ravens?"
"No"
"I hope the Ultimate Raisins win against the Lions"
"You mean the Baltimore Ravens?"
"No"
when two people love each other very much
they LITERALLY PULL A SOUL from the either
and they love and nurture that little soul
so it can adjust PowerPoint table widths
they LITERALLY PULL A SOUL from the either
and they love and nurture that little soul
so it can adjust PowerPoint table widths
September 16, 2025 at 3:24 PM
when two people love each other very much
they LITERALLY PULL A SOUL from the either
and they love and nurture that little soul
so it can adjust PowerPoint table widths
they LITERALLY PULL A SOUL from the either
and they love and nurture that little soul
so it can adjust PowerPoint table widths
we scorned you
ridiculed your looks
made fun
you were a joke to us
but now, in the office I see
something worse
ai in my PDFs, my PowerPoints
you sucked, but not like this, not hollow
you still had a soul
you were human
I am sorry clip art
ridiculed your looks
made fun
you were a joke to us
but now, in the office I see
something worse
ai in my PDFs, my PowerPoints
you sucked, but not like this, not hollow
you still had a soul
you were human
I am sorry clip art
August 26, 2025 at 2:12 PM
we scorned you
ridiculed your looks
made fun
you were a joke to us
but now, in the office I see
something worse
ai in my PDFs, my PowerPoints
you sucked, but not like this, not hollow
you still had a soul
you were human
I am sorry clip art
ridiculed your looks
made fun
you were a joke to us
but now, in the office I see
something worse
ai in my PDFs, my PowerPoints
you sucked, but not like this, not hollow
you still had a soul
you were human
I am sorry clip art
um no I'm sorry showing up well rested to work is the biggest fucking pay opp I ever heard of
not me bro
not me bro
August 26, 2025 at 5:10 AM
um no I'm sorry showing up well rested to work is the biggest fucking pay opp I ever heard of
not me bro
not me bro
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boomers own libs
tank economy
screw themselves, but have enough saved up to cover cost
leave nothing behind but crystal plates as inheritance
my son marries his AI
the cure for my Alzheimer's is only available through a Paramount+ subscription
tank economy
screw themselves, but have enough saved up to cover cost
leave nothing behind but crystal plates as inheritance
my son marries his AI
the cure for my Alzheimer's is only available through a Paramount+ subscription
August 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
boomers own libs
tank economy
screw themselves, but have enough saved up to cover cost
leave nothing behind but crystal plates as inheritance
my son marries his AI
the cure for my Alzheimer's is only available through a Paramount+ subscription
tank economy
screw themselves, but have enough saved up to cover cost
leave nothing behind but crystal plates as inheritance
my son marries his AI
the cure for my Alzheimer's is only available through a Paramount+ subscription
AI is taking everyone's jobs right?
well these tech CEOs are going to be very surprised when they have to teach all these AIs how to drive into work
Right?
got to be in-office right to be effective right?
well these tech CEOs are going to be very surprised when they have to teach all these AIs how to drive into work
Right?
got to be in-office right to be effective right?
August 18, 2025 at 3:30 PM
AI is taking everyone's jobs right?
well these tech CEOs are going to be very surprised when they have to teach all these AIs how to drive into work
Right?
got to be in-office right to be effective right?
well these tech CEOs are going to be very surprised when they have to teach all these AIs how to drive into work
Right?
got to be in-office right to be effective right?
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pay no attention to the attached images I AM SELLING TEN MACBOOK PROS 600 DOLLARS EACH
August 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
pay no attention to the attached images I AM SELLING TEN MACBOOK PROS 600 DOLLARS EACH
i need a fun mug for work and need suggestions
August 14, 2025 at 4:36 PM
i need a fun mug for work and need suggestions
I think to be really innovative. the next alien movie should have the alien of course, but this time
he's got a phone
everyone is freaked out. they don't know what he's doing on it
he's got a phone
everyone is freaked out. they don't know what he's doing on it
August 8, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I think to be really innovative. the next alien movie should have the alien of course, but this time
he's got a phone
everyone is freaked out. they don't know what he's doing on it
he's got a phone
everyone is freaked out. they don't know what he's doing on it
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microsoft teams has added a feature called “storyline” that now lets you create a social media feed to share with coworkers, as well as a helpful self-euthanasia device that delivers 5,000 ccs of powerful scorpion venom directly into your brain
August 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
microsoft teams has added a feature called “storyline” that now lets you create a social media feed to share with coworkers, as well as a helpful self-euthanasia device that delivers 5,000 ccs of powerful scorpion venom directly into your brain
I want state and federal protections for naps and nappers
July 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I want state and federal protections for naps and nappers