JohannasGarden
johannasgarden.bsky.social
JohannasGarden
@johannasgarden.bsky.social
Means well, takes jokes too far. She/they pronouns, demigirl.
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King: so you see the nazi book burning of the institute for sexualwissenschaft-
Rowling: nope
Rowling: didn't happen
King:
King: well it kinda did, see, as i was saying-
Rowling: thiss iss missogyny
March 15, 2024 at 5:44 PM
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King: actually joanne there's a lot of well-documented evidence
Barker: give it up steve
King: no no i can fix this
King: i'm sure if i just lay out the facts in a logical, well-reasoned manner-
Barker: oh god that's so cute
Barker: don't you just love him?
Poe: that's our steve
March 15, 2024 at 5:43 PM
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Rowling: i call it
Rowling: the time turner diariesss
Barker: wow this is not really funny anymore
Baker: its like INTENSELY not funny
Lovecraft: catchy title tho!
March 15, 2024 at 5:41 PM
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JK Rowling: hello children
Poe: oh
Poe: oh joanne
Poe: you're back
Rowling: i have concernss
Poe: uh we're mostly about just telling stories here
Poe: you have your own campfire for your terf stuff don't you?
Rowling: yess but they've really been getting on my nervess lately
March 15, 2024 at 5:39 PM
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The people who made Jurassic Park didn't think it was possible to change your gender and that's why they got eaten by dinosaurs.

Moral of the story is: support trans rights or get eaten by dinosaurs
December 18, 2023 at 1:37 PM
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October 3, 2023 at 10:56 PM
Awwwwwww
Happy Caturday
September 13, 2023 at 7:37 PM
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I stay busy just trying not to respond with things like "oh no, is it your pubic symphysis?" to people's complaints
August 31, 2023 at 5:27 PM
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POV: you drunkenly come back to my place.
September 10, 2023 at 2:35 PM
The police chief raided them because they were working on this story. I look forward to reading this article.
NEW: Running over a dead body; saying he’d f*ck someone to transfer departments—The Marion County Record shares previously unpublished dirt they collected on police chief who raided them.

Read my recap of the latest from Kansas: https://thehandbasket.substack.com/p/dirt-on-marion-police-chief-video
August 23, 2023 at 2:43 PM
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Who called it anxiety and not revenge of the nerves?
August 23, 2023 at 2:19 PM
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guy who's about to invent the trombone: what if you had a trumpet that you could jack off
August 10, 2023 at 1:41 PM
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im being gangstalked by the consequences of my actions
August 9, 2023 at 11:53 PM