Joe Zaragoza
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Joe Zaragoza
@joezaragoza82.bsky.social
· Nov 15
In the 80’s and 90’s Christians warned if America continued down it’s immoral path one day our country would be led by adulterers, sexual predators, and pornographers. What they didn’t realize then was they would be the ones who would support and help put those men in power.
If you find a penny or four leaf clover, a butterfly flies into your house, you see a shooting star or if My Cousin Vinnie comes on the television while your on vacation, these are all signs of good luck coming.
November 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
If you find a penny or four leaf clover, a butterfly flies into your house, you see a shooting star or if My Cousin Vinnie comes on the television while your on vacation, these are all signs of good luck coming.
Young men need to watch 7 Brides for 7 Brothers to learn what women want in a man. They gotta be tough, hard working, but also polite, know how to dance, gotta take a shower every once in a while, and would it kill a guy to have a little color in his wardrobe?
September 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Young men need to watch 7 Brides for 7 Brothers to learn what women want in a man. They gotta be tough, hard working, but also polite, know how to dance, gotta take a shower every once in a while, and would it kill a guy to have a little color in his wardrobe?
The MTV Music Awards are tonight! I… didn’t know that was still happening.
September 7, 2025 at 11:16 PM
The MTV Music Awards are tonight! I… didn’t know that was still happening.
SMASH IS ON PEACOCK!!! SMASH IS ON PEACOCK!!!
THE BEST TERRIBLE SHOW EVER AND IT’S A MUSICAL!!!
THE BEST TERRIBLE SHOW EVER AND IT’S A MUSICAL!!!
July 28, 2025 at 10:09 PM
SMASH IS ON PEACOCK!!! SMASH IS ON PEACOCK!!!
THE BEST TERRIBLE SHOW EVER AND IT’S A MUSICAL!!!
THE BEST TERRIBLE SHOW EVER AND IT’S A MUSICAL!!!
I get up for work so early today’s podcasts aren’t even out yet.
July 23, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I get up for work so early today’s podcasts aren’t even out yet.
Last year was Rat Boy Summer, this year needs to be Anarcho Summer.
June 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Last year was Rat Boy Summer, this year needs to be Anarcho Summer.
Just want to let everyone know when you work at 4AM, this is what the sky looks like when you have to go to bed.
May 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Just want to let everyone know when you work at 4AM, this is what the sky looks like when you have to go to bed.
Staying in a hotel in San Diego with a concert stage and we are currently hearing UB40 do their sound check. Remember UB40? Red Red Wine?
April 27, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Staying in a hotel in San Diego with a concert stage and we are currently hearing UB40 do their sound check. Remember UB40? Red Red Wine?
HA-HA-HA-HA!!! Look’s like Kamala Harris was wrong again, that idiot! She said Donald Trump would send us into a recession by the middle of this year and he sent us into a recession way before the middle of the year.
a woman in a suit is smiling while standing in front of a microphone
ALT: a woman in a suit is smiling while standing in front of a microphone
media.tenor.com
April 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
HA-HA-HA-HA!!! Look’s like Kamala Harris was wrong again, that idiot! She said Donald Trump would send us into a recession by the middle of this year and he sent us into a recession way before the middle of the year.
There is a drama/sketch/story being acted out by a woman on TikTok that is better than anything on television right now. Millions are on the edge of their seat waiting for episode 4 to drop. Sorry White Lotus and The Pitt, The Group Chat is our new favorite show.
April 4, 2025 at 1:31 AM
There is a drama/sketch/story being acted out by a woman on TikTok that is better than anything on television right now. Millions are on the edge of their seat waiting for episode 4 to drop. Sorry White Lotus and The Pitt, The Group Chat is our new favorite show.
We need balls. Like dancing balls. I’m watching Pride & Prejudice and these seem like a great place to meet people and talk and make friends. Young men are having a hell if a time making friends and learning how to talk to women. It’ll help the learn to be kinder and more social.
March 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
We need balls. Like dancing balls. I’m watching Pride & Prejudice and these seem like a great place to meet people and talk and make friends. Young men are having a hell if a time making friends and learning how to talk to women. It’ll help the learn to be kinder and more social.
I finally got eggs right! I’ve always failed to making them cuz they always ended up crumbly and burned. Turns out I was just impatient.
March 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I finally got eggs right! I’ve always failed to making them cuz they always ended up crumbly and burned. Turns out I was just impatient.
Hey, it looks like you have some food there.
March 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Hey, it looks like you have some food there.
There won’t be one light pole unclimed in Philadelphia tonight.
February 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
There won’t be one light pole unclimed in Philadelphia tonight.
So… is he going to be playing Bob Dylan songs?
The 50th season of “Saturday Night Live” is starting the year off with two new episodes in January, one of which will feature Oscar-nominated actor Timothée Chalamet as both host and musical guest.
Timothée Chalamet will pull double duty as host and musical guest on upcoming ‘SNL’ episode | CNN
The 50th season of “Saturday Night Live” is starting the year off with two new episodes in January, with one featuring Oscar-nominated actor Timothée Chalamet as both host and musical guest.
www.cnn.com
January 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
So… is he going to be playing Bob Dylan songs?
Happy New Year everyone. Do me a favor, I’m going to bed now, so please keep it down with all the celebrating. We 40’s are in bed trying to get a good night’s sleep.
January 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Happy New Year everyone. Do me a favor, I’m going to bed now, so please keep it down with all the celebrating. We 40’s are in bed trying to get a good night’s sleep.
So How the Grinch Stole Christmas… they’re celebrating Christmas. As in Christ-mas. Are we to understand that was a Seussian Jesus? Because if there was, the Dr. Seuss cross they used to nail him to must be insanely shaped.
December 26, 2024 at 1:23 AM
So How the Grinch Stole Christmas… they’re celebrating Christmas. As in Christ-mas. Are we to understand that was a Seussian Jesus? Because if there was, the Dr. Seuss cross they used to nail him to must be insanely shaped.
BREAKING: Luigi Mangione, who was arrested in suspicion of shooting insurance CEO claims innocence, saying he was being controlled by rat under his hood.
December 9, 2024 at 10:39 PM
BREAKING: Luigi Mangione, who was arrested in suspicion of shooting insurance CEO claims innocence, saying he was being controlled by rat under his hood.
I bet the shooting suspect is pissed no one gets the Deny Defend Depose thing.
News: We’re still trying to unravel the meaning of the words etched into the bullet casings.
Suspect: DUDE!!! It’s super obvious!
News: Could it be a secret message?
Suspect: COME ON! It couldn’t be more clear!
News: We’re still trying to unravel the meaning of the words etched into the bullet casings.
Suspect: DUDE!!! It’s super obvious!
News: Could it be a secret message?
Suspect: COME ON! It couldn’t be more clear!
December 6, 2024 at 6:39 PM
I bet the shooting suspect is pissed no one gets the Deny Defend Depose thing.
News: We’re still trying to unravel the meaning of the words etched into the bullet casings.
Suspect: DUDE!!! It’s super obvious!
News: Could it be a secret message?
Suspect: COME ON! It couldn’t be more clear!
News: We’re still trying to unravel the meaning of the words etched into the bullet casings.
Suspect: DUDE!!! It’s super obvious!
News: Could it be a secret message?
Suspect: COME ON! It couldn’t be more clear!
Nope, I haven’t seen him or know who he is. Nobody does I bet. Guess we better stop looking. Darn it, looks like he got away.
December 6, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Nope, I haven’t seen him or know who he is. Nobody does I bet. Guess we better stop looking. Darn it, looks like he got away.
The head of a health insurance company was gunned while he was on his way to an investors meeting and the shooter escaped on an ebike. That’s the most 2024 shit I ever heard.
December 4, 2024 at 5:42 PM
The head of a health insurance company was gunned while he was on his way to an investors meeting and the shooter escaped on an ebike. That’s the most 2024 shit I ever heard.
What’s stronger? Lotrimine Ultra or Lotrimine As Fuck?
November 17, 2024 at 11:27 PM
What’s stronger? Lotrimine Ultra or Lotrimine As Fuck?
Reposted by Joe Zaragoza
Bluesky right now feels a little like all the Whos gathering to sing after the Grinch stole their floofloovers and jingtinglers.
November 15, 2024 at 1:51 AM
Bluesky right now feels a little like all the Whos gathering to sing after the Grinch stole their floofloovers and jingtinglers.
Yesterday: Tyson is going to murder that little boy!
Today: Why did we let that internet troll beat up that old man?
Today: Why did we let that internet troll beat up that old man?
November 16, 2024 at 12:51 PM
Yesterday: Tyson is going to murder that little boy!
Today: Why did we let that internet troll beat up that old man?
Today: Why did we let that internet troll beat up that old man?