Simple way for a billion dollar corporation to get employees to smile more? Pay them more. They’ll smile at every costumer like that creepy horror movie where people smile a lot and die for some reason.

Hi Jimmy! I’m a Church going listener (hence my profile picture). There’s a thing a some of us Christians have been saying lately:

“They said you was hung!”

“Man, they were right.”

It would help them get out of the house and away from toxic YouTube assholes if they had real life interactions.
Plus, I think women would love to go to a ball. I say this because they all seem to love going to balls in movies so it must be real.

Is this the best show on television right now? I haven’t seen an episode where I don’t physically or verbally react at least once.

I literally said out loud, “What are you doing?!?! Why are you doing this to us?!?!”

A man who went to college for writing sat in a boardroom in front of a rich guy in a suit and said, “Picture dancing tongues.” And the rich guy said, “That’s a great idea!”

I don’t think they saw the movie.

That Robbie Williams movie?

Maybe it’s so they can get all the nominees out before the trades run? They can have the list out early?