If you find a penny or four leaf clover, a butterfly flies into your house, you see a shooting star or if My Cousin Vinnie comes on the television while your on vacation, these are all signs of good luck coming.

Hi Jimmy! I’m a Church going listener (hence my profile picture). There’s a thing a some of us Christians have been saying lately:

Young men need to watch 7 Brides for 7 Brothers to learn what women want in a man. They gotta be tough, hard working, but also polite, know how to dance, gotta take a shower every once in a while, and would it kill a guy to have a little color in his wardrobe?

Last year was Rat Boy Summer, this year needs to be Anarcho Summer.

Just want to let everyone know when you work at 4AM, this is what the sky looks like when you have to go to bed.

I finally got eggs right! I’ve always failed to making them cuz they always ended up crumbly and burned. Turns out I was just impatient.

Hey, it looks like you have some food there.

What’s stronger? Lotrimine Ultra or Lotrimine As Fuck?

All my breakfast food knowledge mainly comes from 90’s television commercials. Once at a restaurant my wife ordered blintzes and I had no idea what that was. When the server brought it I said, “Oh, Toaster Strudels.”