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Funny anime women and Emo enthusiast (He/Him)
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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October 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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October 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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October 19, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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ミグ
October 15, 2025 at 11:11 PM
September 15, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Future Sage, she'd probably program an outfit like her Dad's.
September 2, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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August 24, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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This video by Alex Pearlman does a really good job explaining why branding changes like his aren't "woke" they're just another chapter in the big book of "Capitalism and the adventure of endless growth for the shareholders".
August 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Royal Racers! 🌼🍄⭐
#fanart
July 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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July 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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hell? yea, brother
July 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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July 1, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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Another Hex for da collection
June 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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June 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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rain drops
June 25, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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mkw✨
June 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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rebecca from edgerunners
June 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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June 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?

guard: [looking away] fine

wife: did something happen?

guard: [tearing up] no

wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
May 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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らくがき詰め
May 11, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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Shit! Fuck!
May 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I'm simply goated with the sauce Wordle 1,415 2/6

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May 4, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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Following up on my “Ancient World in America” class (part of Intro to Roman Culture), I believe it is my duty to inform as many people as possible that this status of GEORGE WASHINGTON AS ZEUS exists.
May 1, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Toadette!!
May 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM