Your outie makes art...in Desmos.
#severance #lumon #mathsky

I won’t be lectured on decency and respect from the Hillary For Prison, Fuck Joe Biden, and Let’s Go Brandon tshirt brigade.

imagine thinking you have kidney stones and then pissing out a tiny magic school bus

the Mrs just said “regular doritos” with no specification if she meant nacho cheese or cool ranch and we start marriage counseling on monday

I find myself thinking this a lot these days.

Board games, as most media, are inherently political. The theme and setting, the manner in which (characters, names, visual representation) you present the content, the way you message it, and the things you leave out... all cultural and political. Being unwilling to recognize that is a you problem.

scrolling through all our clever little jokes as we watch our country die by a thousand paper cuts:

My father would womanize, he would start land wars with Denmark. He would make outrageous claims like claiming ownership of Greenland. Sometimes he would refer to the Gulf of Mexico as the Gulf of America.

I would love to see a bunch of musical artists and celebrities put on a nationally televised tribute concert for Pres. Jimmy Carter on inauguration day with all proceeds going to Habitat for Humanity.

Not very Fake-Presidential

Me, to my mother-in-law: “Ma, you don’t look 70.”

MIL: “Well, my neck would beg to differ.”

this mf thinks he’s president

Pete Hegseth can't believe these kids today

FYI: It is now officially ok to respond "let's circle back after the holidays" to everything

This is a Conner O’Malley character

Congratulations to the new Secretary of Health and Human Services.

Gonna try my best to use just about any other site than X to follow Election Day coverage.

Welp, here’s hoping this site doesn’t turn into another dumpster fire hellscape. Cheers!