Julie Lynn
@bellafortunate.bsky.social
Humorist, artist, smutty-mouthed windbag, tired. Estate sale addict. Pithy, yet degenerate.
Muse, flâneuse, primordial ooze.
I fucking hate AI.
Muse, flâneuse, primordial ooze.
I fucking hate AI.
How empty of a shell do you have to be to have your phone background be a photo of you pointing at yourself like some kind of ghost of presidency past?
What a soulless ass
What a soulless ass
October 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
How empty of a shell do you have to be to have your phone background be a photo of you pointing at yourself like some kind of ghost of presidency past?
What a soulless ass
What a soulless ass
Whose turn is it to change the piss bag?
October 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Whose turn is it to change the piss bag?
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Hey so you know the White House and Mike Johnson have essentially dissolved Congress and their is only one functioning branch of the government, the executive, and it’s parallel fascist, militarized police force right?
October 21, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Hey so you know the White House and Mike Johnson have essentially dissolved Congress and their is only one functioning branch of the government, the executive, and it’s parallel fascist, militarized police force right?
Spotted in the wild today in a pretty red area. ☺️
October 15, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Spotted in the wild today in a pretty red area. ☺️
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Trump went for a Covid shot and then set the CDC on fire.
If that ain’t that asshole in a nutshell.
If that ain’t that asshole in a nutshell.
October 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Trump went for a Covid shot and then set the CDC on fire.
If that ain’t that asshole in a nutshell.
If that ain’t that asshole in a nutshell.
Big deal, Jacuzzi commercial; I offer zero interest constantly
October 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Big deal, Jacuzzi commercial; I offer zero interest constantly
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BREAKING: Masked Border Patrol agents aggressively arrested WGN video producer Debbie Brockman in Lincoln Square Friday morning, supposedly for "obstructing justice." (Video via Josh Thomas on Facebook)
Follow @heartlandsignal for more.
Follow @heartlandsignal for more.
October 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
BREAKING: Masked Border Patrol agents aggressively arrested WGN video producer Debbie Brockman in Lincoln Square Friday morning, supposedly for "obstructing justice." (Video via Josh Thomas on Facebook)
Follow @heartlandsignal for more.
Follow @heartlandsignal for more.
Buddy Billyjoejimbob "Squirrelly" Carter introduces resolution to give Trump the Nobel Prize. Because that's how that works, I'm sure.
You know, instead of reopening the government, saving jobs, protecting healthcare, and holding pedophiles to account.
You know, instead of reopening the government, saving jobs, protecting healthcare, and holding pedophiles to account.
October 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Buddy Billyjoejimbob "Squirrelly" Carter introduces resolution to give Trump the Nobel Prize. Because that's how that works, I'm sure.
You know, instead of reopening the government, saving jobs, protecting healthcare, and holding pedophiles to account.
You know, instead of reopening the government, saving jobs, protecting healthcare, and holding pedophiles to account.
If we lose this goddess and that orange pus bag is still allowed to walk the earth, the long arc of the moral universe will have snapped into pieces
October 8, 2025 at 3:58 AM
If we lose this goddess and that orange pus bag is still allowed to walk the earth, the long arc of the moral universe will have snapped into pieces
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I wrote about Kash Patel's cringe, weird challenge coin. Perfect for him:
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
Kash Patel’s Challenge Coin Is Perfect for Him
The FBI director has created a memento that symbolizes his unfitness.
www.theatlantic.com
October 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I wrote about Kash Patel's cringe, weird challenge coin. Perfect for him:
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
Hegseth's military "beard ban" isn't just stupid, it's racist. And they know that, of course, because they're trying to rid the service of everyone but straight white men.
www.vox.com/the-goods/20...
www.vox.com/the-goods/20...
Why workplace bans on facial hair marginalize men of color
Men who work in food service, business, the military, or the public sector often run into beard bans.
www.vox.com
October 1, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Hegseth's military "beard ban" isn't just stupid, it's racist. And they know that, of course, because they're trying to rid the service of everyone but straight white men.
www.vox.com/the-goods/20...
www.vox.com/the-goods/20...
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NO, MR. BOND, I EXPECT YOU TO RETAIN YOUR VALUE
September 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
NO, MR. BOND, I EXPECT YOU TO RETAIN YOUR VALUE
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Jesse Watters just called for the bombing of the UN on national television. FCC? Nothing? Crickets? Got it.
September 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Jesse Watters just called for the bombing of the UN on national television. FCC? Nothing? Crickets? Got it.
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800 detainees are missing after being held in Alligator Alcatraz in July, showing no record of their location in ICE’s database.
Other detainees have been mistakenly deported or sent to detention centers thousands of miles away.
The cruelty is the point.
Other detainees have been mistakenly deported or sent to detention centers thousands of miles away.
The cruelty is the point.
September 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
800 detainees are missing after being held in Alligator Alcatraz in July, showing no record of their location in ICE’s database.
Other detainees have been mistakenly deported or sent to detention centers thousands of miles away.
The cruelty is the point.
Other detainees have been mistakenly deported or sent to detention centers thousands of miles away.
The cruelty is the point.
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I find I can’t muster a proper response to either the Tylenol madness or the U.N. appearance. At some point it is just too ridiculous. It would feel insane to offer sane commentary.
September 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I find I can’t muster a proper response to either the Tylenol madness or the U.N. appearance. At some point it is just too ridiculous. It would feel insane to offer sane commentary.
I can't stop watching this mesmerizing bug-eyed fuck 💀
September 24, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I can't stop watching this mesmerizing bug-eyed fuck 💀
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Whether they're blaming vaccines and Tylenol, or selling dubious "remedies," what they're really doing is promoting the perception that families (and especially mothers) can prevent and treat Autism. And thus also the perception that people with Autism and their families don't need social support.
September 23, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Whether they're blaming vaccines and Tylenol, or selling dubious "remedies," what they're really doing is promoting the perception that families (and especially mothers) can prevent and treat Autism. And thus also the perception that people with Autism and their families don't need social support.
Sure, Errol Musk is an utter monster, but he knows how to commit to a bit
September 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Sure, Errol Musk is an utter monster, but he knows how to commit to a bit
Hope he didn't use an autopen
NEWS: A federal jury has found Ryan Routh, the man charged with the attempted assassination of Donald Trump on his West Palm Beach golf course, GUILTY on all charges.
Routh reportedly stabbed himself in the neck with a pen in court after the verdict was read.
Routh reportedly stabbed himself in the neck with a pen in court after the verdict was read.
September 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Hope he didn't use an autopen
It's allllll a grift.
Today's HHS announcement is expected to be that tylenol during pregnancy causes autism, and that the cure is folinic acid.
Where do you get the cure? From Dr. Oz's iHerb supplement grift of course!
I've been waiting to see the grift angle for this nonsense, and here it is.
Where do you get the cure? From Dr. Oz's iHerb supplement grift of course!
I've been waiting to see the grift angle for this nonsense, and here it is.
September 23, 2025 at 7:19 PM
It's allllll a grift.
By labellesophie.
September 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
By labellesophie.