Julie Lynn
@bellafortunate.bsky.social
Humorist, artist, smutty-mouthed windbag, tired. Estate sale addict. Pithy, yet degenerate.
Muse, flâneuse, primordial ooze.
I fucking hate AI.
Muse, flâneuse, primordial ooze.
I fucking hate AI.
How empty of a shell do you have to be to have your phone background be a photo of you pointing at yourself like some kind of ghost of presidency past?
What a soulless ass
What a soulless ass
October 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
How empty of a shell do you have to be to have your phone background be a photo of you pointing at yourself like some kind of ghost of presidency past?
What a soulless ass
What a soulless ass
Whose turn is it to change the piss bag?
October 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Whose turn is it to change the piss bag?
Spotted in the wild today in a pretty red area. ☺️
October 15, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Spotted in the wild today in a pretty red area. ☺️
Buddy Billyjoejimbob "Squirrelly" Carter introduces resolution to give Trump the Nobel Prize. Because that's how that works, I'm sure.
You know, instead of reopening the government, saving jobs, protecting healthcare, and holding pedophiles to account.
You know, instead of reopening the government, saving jobs, protecting healthcare, and holding pedophiles to account.
October 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Buddy Billyjoejimbob "Squirrelly" Carter introduces resolution to give Trump the Nobel Prize. Because that's how that works, I'm sure.
You know, instead of reopening the government, saving jobs, protecting healthcare, and holding pedophiles to account.
You know, instead of reopening the government, saving jobs, protecting healthcare, and holding pedophiles to account.
If we lose this goddess and that orange pus bag is still allowed to walk the earth, the long arc of the moral universe will have snapped into pieces
October 8, 2025 at 3:58 AM
If we lose this goddess and that orange pus bag is still allowed to walk the earth, the long arc of the moral universe will have snapped into pieces
To be fair, he can't SEE the moon...
October 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
To be fair, he can't SEE the moon...
NO, MR. BOND, I EXPECT YOU TO RETAIN YOUR VALUE
September 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
NO, MR. BOND, I EXPECT YOU TO RETAIN YOUR VALUE
Sure, Errol Musk is an utter monster, but he knows how to commit to a bit
September 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Sure, Errol Musk is an utter monster, but he knows how to commit to a bit
By labellesophie.
September 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
By labellesophie.
Listening to these bone-ignorant old dimfucks spread harebrained lies about Tylenol gives me an Excedrin headache, y'all
September 22, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Listening to these bone-ignorant old dimfucks spread harebrained lies about Tylenol gives me an Excedrin headache, y'all
PUTTINONNARITZ!
September 18, 2025 at 4:05 AM
PUTTINONNARITZ!
And... did we... errrr... dodge a bullet?
September 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
And... did we... errrr... dodge a bullet?
Oops. Who done it:
September 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Oops. Who done it:
The Right reacts to Charlie Kirk's murder before we knew anything about who had done it.
September 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
The Right reacts to Charlie Kirk's murder before we knew anything about who had done it.
I found the Russian bot spreading misinformation and stoking violence
September 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I found the Russian bot spreading misinformation and stoking violence
WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU, AMERICA
stop loving evil people so much
dang
stop loving evil people so much
dang
September 11, 2025 at 11:41 PM
WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU, AMERICA
stop loving evil people so much
dang
stop loving evil people so much
dang
I vehemently disagree w/this viewpoint, because once you view anyone as expendable & 'the price you pay', I guarantee you that YOU are that expendable price to someone else
That said, we wouldn't continue to be in these horrific situations if these ppl didn't fetishize guns over valuing human lives
That said, we wouldn't continue to be in these horrific situations if these ppl didn't fetishize guns over valuing human lives
September 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I vehemently disagree w/this viewpoint, because once you view anyone as expendable & 'the price you pay', I guarantee you that YOU are that expendable price to someone else
That said, we wouldn't continue to be in these horrific situations if these ppl didn't fetishize guns over valuing human lives
That said, we wouldn't continue to be in these horrific situations if these ppl didn't fetishize guns over valuing human lives
Me at the end of every day
Also me at the beginning of every day
Also me at the beginning of every day
September 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Me at the end of every day
Also me at the beginning of every day
Also me at the beginning of every day
"We have certain things in common, Jeffrey." --Donald Trump
September 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM
"We have certain things in common, Jeffrey." --Donald Trump
This tweet isn't stupidity; it's cunning propaganda and brainwashing.
September 7, 2025 at 4:08 AM
This tweet isn't stupidity; it's cunning propaganda and brainwashing.