Joseph “Never Joe” Hernandez
@joeybear85.bsky.social
Associate director, Drinks, Bon Appétit prev: Philadelphia Inquirer, Chicago Tribune, others. Cat dad
Wall by Aine, whose work is everywhere in Bed Stuy... Not sure if this one is new, but it's the first time I'm noticing.
February 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Wall by Aine, whose work is everywhere in Bed Stuy... Not sure if this one is new, but it's the first time I'm noticing.
Sign of life: this grocery store is BLASTING Leona Lewis. Another shopper and I made eye contact as we sang along to "Bleeding Love" (a perfect bop).
February 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Sign of life: this grocery store is BLASTING Leona Lewis. Another shopper and I made eye contact as we sang along to "Bleeding Love" (a perfect bop).
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Just saw a farmer say, "you don't have to admit you were wrong, you have to admit you were lied to, " and idk that seems like a good framing to call people in
February 9, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Just saw a farmer say, "you don't have to admit you were wrong, you have to admit you were lied to, " and idk that seems like a good framing to call people in
Is it fun here or, like, what're we doing? Who has bits and goofs?
(I'm off The Other Apps, so just being nosy.)
(I'm off The Other Apps, so just being nosy.)
February 8, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Is it fun here or, like, what're we doing? Who has bits and goofs?
(I'm off The Other Apps, so just being nosy.)
(I'm off The Other Apps, so just being nosy.)
Haven’t fired up this app in over a year, so I’m acclimating myself to the ecosystem. What’s the tea?
November 20, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Haven’t fired up this app in over a year, so I’m acclimating myself to the ecosystem. What’s the tea?
How do I mute every “X city is better than Y city” conversation, in perpetuity?
July 26, 2023 at 2:03 PM
How do I mute every “X city is better than Y city” conversation, in perpetuity?
Took to the seaside
July 23, 2023 at 12:41 AM
Took to the seaside
Letter of recommendation: if you’re like me and just need to watch low-stakes, give-me-less, gentle nothings, might I suggest “Book Club The Next Chapter.” It’s like too-milky tea: indulgent, comforting. It’s set in Italy, the cast is charmingly batty, and there’re oddly a lot of dick jokes.
July 19, 2023 at 2:21 PM
Letter of recommendation: if you’re like me and just need to watch low-stakes, give-me-less, gentle nothings, might I suggest “Book Club The Next Chapter.” It’s like too-milky tea: indulgent, comforting. It’s set in Italy, the cast is charmingly batty, and there’re oddly a lot of dick jokes.
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Please support striking workers in the way they’ve asked for. Instead of a viewer boycott, which they haven’t asked for, can you commit to donating to the strike fund, which they have? Maybe an amount equal to what you pay for streaming each month, for even one of the streamers, if not all?
I think we should be talking about a viewer's strike right now. Cut off the streaming services at least, until an agreement is reached with WGA and SAG. Maybe no movies as well? What do you think?
July 14, 2023 at 12:34 AM
Please support striking workers in the way they’ve asked for. Instead of a viewer boycott, which they haven’t asked for, can you commit to donating to the strike fund, which they have? Maybe an amount equal to what you pay for streaming each month, for even one of the streamers, if not all?
Oh no I flew too close to the sun aka I had too many open tabs and crashed my computer
July 13, 2023 at 5:41 PM
Oh no I flew too close to the sun aka I had too many open tabs and crashed my computer
Thank god for the group chat 🙏
July 12, 2023 at 9:50 PM
Thank god for the group chat 🙏
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I've said it before, I'll say it again: if your fav show is on forced hiatus bc of what's going on over in hollywood, the correct framing is "shows are not filming bc studios refuse to pay their writers a living wage, forcing writers to strike" NOT "shows are not filming bc of the writers strike"
July 6, 2023 at 4:33 PM
I've said it before, I'll say it again: if your fav show is on forced hiatus bc of what's going on over in hollywood, the correct framing is "shows are not filming bc studios refuse to pay their writers a living wage, forcing writers to strike" NOT "shows are not filming bc of the writers strike"
No influencers here (yet) so I think I shan’t do more than squat on my username over at Threads.
July 6, 2023 at 12:18 AM
No influencers here (yet) so I think I shan’t do more than squat on my username over at Threads.
Cute as hell. Beans for brains. Prince of flops.
July 5, 2023 at 11:33 PM
Cute as hell. Beans for brains. Prince of flops.
Welp
Hooting, hollering, etc https://variety.com/2023/film/news/gq-editor-david-zaslav-story-producing-movie-warner-bros-1235662109/
GQ Editor Who Pulled Critical David Zaslav Story Is Producing Movie for Warner Bros.
Did a GQ editor’s relationship with Warner Bros. play a role in the softening and ultimate removal of a story critical of David Zaslav?
variety.com
July 5, 2023 at 9:08 PM
Welp
I’ve been so offline I learned about the Fire Island chicken tender demon twink from my famously unsocial SO. What is happening.
July 5, 2023 at 4:49 PM
I’ve been so offline I learned about the Fire Island chicken tender demon twink from my famously unsocial SO. What is happening.
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Who are your fav food writers + editors (and related folk) who’ve migrated over here? Can we have a food writer thread please?
July 5, 2023 at 12:55 PM
Who are your fav food writers + editors (and related folk) who’ve migrated over here? Can we have a food writer thread please?
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I’ll start with a non-exhaustive list of a few favorites:
@bettina.bsky.social @nigella.bsky.social @nigelslater.bsky.social @nicmiller.bsky.social @joeybear85.bsky.social
@wordloaf.bsky.social
@bettina.bsky.social @nigella.bsky.social @nigelslater.bsky.social @nicmiller.bsky.social @joeybear85.bsky.social
@wordloaf.bsky.social
July 5, 2023 at 12:58 PM
I’ll start with a non-exhaustive list of a few favorites:
@bettina.bsky.social @nigella.bsky.social @nigelslater.bsky.social @nicmiller.bsky.social @joeybear85.bsky.social
@wordloaf.bsky.social
@bettina.bsky.social @nigella.bsky.social @nigelslater.bsky.social @nicmiller.bsky.social @joeybear85.bsky.social
@wordloaf.bsky.social
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and legacy admissions were outlawed, too?
June 29, 2023 at 2:21 PM
and legacy admissions were outlawed, too?
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This is a logical stage in the “anti-woke” backlash, which among prestige writers was in part a reaction to the moderate integration of elite newsrooms, bestseller lists, and major prize recipients
June 29, 2023 at 2:51 PM
This is a logical stage in the “anti-woke” backlash, which among prestige writers was in part a reaction to the moderate integration of elite newsrooms, bestseller lists, and major prize recipients
My afternoon treat lately has been a lil parfait of yogurt, matcha, chia seeds, seed butter, granola and sour cherry preserves, and truly it has been like Xanax for my soul. (Packed some for the office today.)
June 29, 2023 at 2:42 PM
My afternoon treat lately has been a lil parfait of yogurt, matcha, chia seeds, seed butter, granola and sour cherry preserves, and truly it has been like Xanax for my soul. (Packed some for the office today.)
