Joseph “Never Joe” Hernandez
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Joseph “Never Joe” Hernandez
@joeybear85.bsky.social
Associate director, Drinks, Bon Appétit prev: Philadelphia Inquirer, Chicago Tribune, others. Cat dad
Wall by Aine, whose work is everywhere in Bed Stuy... Not sure if this one is new, but it's the first time I'm noticing.
February 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
February 9, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Took to the seaside
July 23, 2023 at 12:41 AM
Cute as hell. Beans for brains. Prince of flops.
July 5, 2023 at 11:33 PM
My afternoon treat lately has been a lil parfait of yogurt, matcha, chia seeds, seed butter, granola and sour cherry preserves, and truly it has been like Xanax for my soul. (Packed some for the office today.)
June 29, 2023 at 2:42 PM
Vibing
June 29, 2023 at 1:18 PM
The Cat is my walking clock — he reminds me, on the dot, that it’s cuddle o’clock at noon, followed immediately by lunch (his, then my own)
June 8, 2023 at 4:42 PM
Summer boi activated
May 27, 2023 at 1:16 AM
Simple meals ftw forever and ever. (Mackerel-romesco toasts from Anna Hezel’s “Tin to Table”)
May 16, 2023 at 11:33 PM
Peeked at the other site and saw this. My first two simultaneous thoughts were “what gay nonsense is this” and “what did Rudy Giuliani say now”
May 16, 2023 at 2:39 PM
*slams laptop shut until Monday*
May 12, 2023 at 8:43 PM
As a self-identified Tired Person™️, I can no longer bother with mincing or grating ginger. Tubed ginger hive, rise up! ✊🏾 (avoiding cooking pedants here while I still can)
May 9, 2023 at 8:47 PM
It took me years to build up a following on that other site, and I’m not sure how or if I want to put in the work to do it here, tbh.

Then again, here’s a photo of Bingley sunning his nethers.
May 8, 2023 at 3:44 PM