Joe
@joethemo.bsky.social
Perpetually sad PokeGay. I wanna hug every cat and take all the naps
I managed to find 11* shinies before getting the Shiny Charm. Let's see if my odds actually increase.
*I found a 12th but it was a Pidgey that flew away
*I found a 12th but it was a Pidgey that flew away
November 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I managed to find 11* shinies before getting the Shiny Charm. Let's see if my odds actually increase.
*I found a 12th but it was a Pidgey that flew away
*I found a 12th but it was a Pidgey that flew away
980/1000. Sooooo clooooseeeee
I'm at 850/1000 battles. So close but so far 😭😭😭
November 16, 2025 at 1:43 AM
980/1000. Sooooo clooooseeeee
Super snuggly kitty ♥️
November 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Super snuggly kitty ♥️
I need to sweep but have zero motivation
November 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I need to sweep but have zero motivation
Goal for the day: get these last 150 battles done and get my shiny charm
November 15, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Goal for the day: get these last 150 battles done and get my shiny charm
Every time I eat alfredo sauce I get wicked sick but i have a craving so I got chicken alfredo for lunch. Let's see what happens
a man wearing glasses and a red jacket is saying i also like to live dangerously
Alt: Austin Powers saying "i also like to live dangerously"
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Every time I eat alfredo sauce I get wicked sick but i have a craving so I got chicken alfredo for lunch. Let's see what happens
I hate that I'm starving this late at night
November 15, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I hate that I'm starving this late at night
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I'm at 850/1000 battles. So close but so far 😭😭😭
November 15, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I'm at 850/1000 battles. So close but so far 😭😭😭
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Them: you better not be a cunty grandfather clock when I get there.
Me:
Me:
Just becuase I downloaded a document doesn't mean I want to open it Adobe!
November 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Them: you better not be a cunty grandfather clock when I get there.
Me:
Me:
I hate when a new COD comes out cuz I lose all my gaming friends for the foreseeable future. Those straight boys love their shitty first person shooter
November 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I hate when a new COD comes out cuz I lose all my gaming friends for the foreseeable future. Those straight boys love their shitty first person shooter
Biting the absolute fuck out of your tongue while eating is proof that god doesn't exist
November 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Biting the absolute fuck out of your tongue while eating is proof that god doesn't exist
My nose is stuffy and my throat is scratchy. I better not be getting sick 🤬😤
November 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
My nose is stuffy and my throat is scratchy. I better not be getting sick 🤬😤
When your dad texts asking what you want for Sunday dinner...is nothing an option 🙃
November 14, 2025 at 1:43 PM
When your dad texts asking what you want for Sunday dinner...is nothing an option 🙃
God my kitties are cute as fuck 😍
November 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
God my kitties are cute as fuck 😍
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Not only did ending shutdown not achieve democratic goals it achieved GOP ones
The bill to reopen the government sneaks in three changes that will cause harm:
A stricter ban on abortion nationwide
An end to FDA food safety regulations
A near total ban on hemp products that will outlaw THC and remove another pain control option from the market
They want to cause pain
A stricter ban on abortion nationwide
An end to FDA food safety regulations
A near total ban on hemp products that will outlaw THC and remove another pain control option from the market
They want to cause pain
November 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Not only did ending shutdown not achieve democratic goals it achieved GOP ones
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“I am available until 4” does not mean “let’s meet at 4“
November 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
“I am available until 4” does not mean “let’s meet at 4“
I really want a Nashville hot chicken sandwich but there aren't any places nearby that have them 😭
November 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I really want a Nashville hot chicken sandwich but there aren't any places nearby that have them 😭
I love that Angemon is so strong he takes down ultimate level Digimon without even hitting them
November 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I love that Angemon is so strong he takes down ultimate level Digimon without even hitting them
The one thing about Legends ZA that makes me irrationally angry is the fact that completing all of Mable's research (except battles) puts you 100 points below level 50 but completing the battles gives you 2000 points, putting you way over the necessary points needed
November 13, 2025 at 4:04 PM
The one thing about Legends ZA that makes me irrationally angry is the fact that completing all of Mable's research (except battles) puts you 100 points below level 50 but completing the battles gives you 2000 points, putting you way over the necessary points needed
At least someone likes getting into my pants 😂😂🤷🤷
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 PM
At least someone likes getting into my pants 😂😂🤷🤷
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"Yeah, Trump was mad because he was stealing his girls, but, yeah. What? Hm?"
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 AM
"Yeah, Trump was mad because he was stealing his girls, but, yeah. What? Hm?"
Don't Trust the B needs a million more seasons
November 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Don't Trust the B needs a million more seasons