Joe Stoner
@joestoner.bsky.social
Public servant, musician, he/him, occasionally hilarious
Facebook consistently puts stuff I don’t care about in my feed and I wouldn’t use it at all if my band wasn’t on there.
It just suggested I might like a “60+ bassists” group. I’m well under 60, don’t play bass, and I don’t do Facebook groups
It just suggested I might like a “60+ bassists” group. I’m well under 60, don’t play bass, and I don’t do Facebook groups
September 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Facebook consistently puts stuff I don’t care about in my feed and I wouldn’t use it at all if my band wasn’t on there.
It just suggested I might like a “60+ bassists” group. I’m well under 60, don’t play bass, and I don’t do Facebook groups
It just suggested I might like a “60+ bassists” group. I’m well under 60, don’t play bass, and I don’t do Facebook groups
You may not agree with his views, and also you don’t have to hand it to him, and this is also one of the times where it is acceptable to “talk about gun violence” or “make things political.”
September 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
You may not agree with his views, and also you don’t have to hand it to him, and this is also one of the times where it is acceptable to “talk about gun violence” or “make things political.”
Bluesky has the strongest culture against Poster’s Madness, and also the highest concentration of people suffering from it
August 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Bluesky has the strongest culture against Poster’s Madness, and also the highest concentration of people suffering from it
Republicans hate pronouns so I think we can say whatever we want as long as we refer to this particular elderly man who may be dead as “him”
August 30, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Republicans hate pronouns so I think we can say whatever we want as long as we refer to this particular elderly man who may be dead as “him”
But seriously why can’t we have some “centrist” group of republicans put out a list of all the words that republicans should stop using, and then we can watch them all argue why they have to use slurs.
Or maybe they like the slurs, and instead cosplay as democrats to shame us for not using slurs
Or maybe they like the slurs, and instead cosplay as democrats to shame us for not using slurs
August 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
But seriously why can’t we have some “centrist” group of republicans put out a list of all the words that republicans should stop using, and then we can watch them all argue why they have to use slurs.
Or maybe they like the slurs, and instead cosplay as democrats to shame us for not using slurs
Or maybe they like the slurs, and instead cosplay as democrats to shame us for not using slurs
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“What is your basis for saying she puts roast beef in her pockets and in her pants?”
I don’t even know where to begin.
You just have to read these two pages.
I don’t even know where to begin.
You just have to read these two pages.
August 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
“What is your basis for saying she puts roast beef in her pockets and in her pants?”
I don’t even know where to begin.
You just have to read these two pages.
I don’t even know where to begin.
You just have to read these two pages.
I thought republicans wanted to be the big strong manly men but now they need to hold a soldier’s hand before they can cwoss the stweet
August 12, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I thought republicans wanted to be the big strong manly men but now they need to hold a soldier’s hand before they can cwoss the stweet
Someone needs to introduce him to a new website called notepad dot exe
August 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Someone needs to introduce him to a new website called notepad dot exe
Malcom-Jamal Warner, Ozzy Osbourne, Chuck Mangione, and Hulk Hogan… proof again that deaths of beloved celebrities come in threes
July 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Malcom-Jamal Warner, Ozzy Osbourne, Chuck Mangione, and Hulk Hogan… proof again that deaths of beloved celebrities come in threes
I don’t know why my feed is full of “I didn’t vote because democrats have bad policies too” posts today. But it keeps making me think we could have kept trump out of office if fewer people felt that way.
I don’t withhold my vote until I find a perfect candidate.
I don’t withhold my vote until I find a perfect candidate.
July 17, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I don’t know why my feed is full of “I didn’t vote because democrats have bad policies too” posts today. But it keeps making me think we could have kept trump out of office if fewer people felt that way.
I don’t withhold my vote until I find a perfect candidate.
I don’t withhold my vote until I find a perfect candidate.
Spelling bee needs an “adult” setting
July 12, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Spelling bee needs an “adult” setting
Hey guys check out my rack
July 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Hey guys check out my rack
This means that trump thought enrichment meant air conditioning or jacking up your car, and one of his aides had to tell him it’s a bad thing
Trump: "Enrichment doesn't mean, like, air conditioning, and it doesn't mean to jack up your car. Enrichment is a bad word."
June 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
This means that trump thought enrichment meant air conditioning or jacking up your car, and one of his aides had to tell him it’s a bad thing
Every republican hates those dang elitist city people but they also fully understand the complicated politics of NYC and they are Not Pleased that the elitist didn’t win
June 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Every republican hates those dang elitist city people but they also fully understand the complicated politics of NYC and they are Not Pleased that the elitist didn’t win
Wonder why he happened to get so mad at this one particular holiday
June 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Wonder why he happened to get so mad at this one particular holiday
Due to massive budget cuts to the national weather service all predictions are downgraded to threecasts. Also (presumably due to more budget cuts) I’m not getting paid for these great jokes
June 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Due to massive budget cuts to the national weather service all predictions are downgraded to threecasts. Also (presumably due to more budget cuts) I’m not getting paid for these great jokes
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crazy how trans kids are way to strong for sports but somehow too weak for the military
May 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
crazy how trans kids are way to strong for sports but somehow too weak for the military
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i think it's good that we don't have free insulin because if we did then we wouldn't be able to afford to keep throwing fighter jets into the ocean
May 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
i think it's good that we don't have free insulin because if we did then we wouldn't be able to afford to keep throwing fighter jets into the ocean
It’s probably too much to ask but I wish he picked a funnier name like Frank Popeman
May 10, 2025 at 11:12 AM
It’s probably too much to ask but I wish he picked a funnier name like Frank Popeman
I don’t think comedy should be legal anymore
We have reached levels of cringe previously thought unattainable
April 29, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I don’t think comedy should be legal anymore
Oh so that’s why there was so much smoke yesterday
April 21, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Oh so that’s why there was so much smoke yesterday
Hey guys I’m in a band now
April 11, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Hey guys I’m in a band now
Don’t forget, back before trump started manipulating the markets, the administration accidentally added a journalist into a group chat about war plans.
April 10, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Don’t forget, back before trump started manipulating the markets, the administration accidentally added a journalist into a group chat about war plans.
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okay now that you all have gotten a taste of America's rational and predictable new trade policy, everyone who wants to build your new factories here just form an orderly line
April 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
okay now that you all have gotten a taste of America's rational and predictable new trade policy, everyone who wants to build your new factories here just form an orderly line
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an historic moment in SNL history and SNL socials are already out there posting the bleeped version and we can’t have that so here is the unbleeped one god bless king Ego
April 6, 2025 at 5:50 AM
an historic moment in SNL history and SNL socials are already out there posting the bleeped version and we can’t have that so here is the unbleeped one god bless king Ego