Joe Stoner
@joestoner.bsky.social
Public servant, musician, he/him, occasionally hilarious
Whoever wrote this is mad at a specific woman who wouldn’t date him and gently suggested he should buy curtains.
November 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Whoever wrote this is mad at a specific woman who wouldn’t date him and gently suggested he should buy curtains.
Old milk crates and the original boxes from their game consoles
October 24, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Old milk crates and the original boxes from their game consoles
He couldn’t say Tappan Zee so he renamed it Cuomo
October 23, 2025 at 1:05 PM
He couldn’t say Tappan Zee so he renamed it Cuomo
How did the ”meaning-chain” change from 60+ years ago? It was “definitely bad” in 1965. And Platner got his tattoo in 2007 anyway.
October 22, 2025 at 1:04 PM
How did the ”meaning-chain” change from 60+ years ago? It was “definitely bad” in 1965. And Platner got his tattoo in 2007 anyway.
“Abortion on demand” is the most deranged way to describe “not making abortion illegal” and I think that’s probably because he has to vilify the opposition rather than promote his own, because banning abortion already sounds deranged to most of us
October 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
“Abortion on demand” is the most deranged way to describe “not making abortion illegal” and I think that’s probably because he has to vilify the opposition rather than promote his own, because banning abortion already sounds deranged to most of us
“Campaign” is an extremely generous way to say “whined incessantly while doing nothing worthy of the award”
October 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
“Campaign” is an extremely generous way to say “whined incessantly while doing nothing worthy of the award”
You know after the first few seasons they replaced him with a different Dick Yank and everyone else pretended it never happened
October 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
You know after the first few seasons they replaced him with a different Dick Yank and everyone else pretended it never happened
I know, I’m sorry, but you see it is our fault specifically, as civilians who would like to not die on planes, for not being democrats elected to congress and then not voting for what republicans want
October 6, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I know, I’m sorry, but you see it is our fault specifically, as civilians who would like to not die on planes, for not being democrats elected to congress and then not voting for what republicans want
They don’t want to have to say out loud that that’s their position, but that’s clearly the result they want.
Ideally, they want hospitals to charge up front and just let it be private markets all the way
Ideally, they want hospitals to charge up front and just let it be private markets all the way
October 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM
They don’t want to have to say out loud that that’s their position, but that’s clearly the result they want.
Ideally, they want hospitals to charge up front and just let it be private markets all the way
Ideally, they want hospitals to charge up front and just let it be private markets all the way
We went to the same college and for this reason I’m kinda glad the college shut down last year
October 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
We went to the same college and for this reason I’m kinda glad the college shut down last year
You do understand that none of us have encountered a portal yet
September 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
You do understand that none of us have encountered a portal yet
Men are simply too emotional to be in these sort of positions.
September 14, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Men are simply too emotional to be in these sort of positions.
Losing, not closing.
It reminds me of one specific person I used to know who claimed to love math and the only thing they ever did in service of math was frequently derail other people’s conversations to brag about memorizing pi to like 15 digits
It reminds me of one specific person I used to know who claimed to love math and the only thing they ever did in service of math was frequently derail other people’s conversations to brag about memorizing pi to like 15 digits
September 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Losing, not closing.
It reminds me of one specific person I used to know who claimed to love math and the only thing they ever did in service of math was frequently derail other people’s conversations to brag about memorizing pi to like 15 digits
It reminds me of one specific person I used to know who claimed to love math and the only thing they ever did in service of math was frequently derail other people’s conversations to brag about memorizing pi to like 15 digits
I’m just closing my mind over the idea that putting two capital O’s next to each other is some sort of clever nod to either infinity or the number zero, which is almost never represented using two zeroes in binary, which isn’t called “the binary code” and is not a “fundamental language”
September 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I’m just closing my mind over the idea that putting two capital O’s next to each other is some sort of clever nod to either infinity or the number zero, which is almost never represented using two zeroes in binary, which isn’t called “the binary code” and is not a “fundamental language”
It always sounds like they’re afraid of making him mad, and specifically that he will flag their serial number
September 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
It always sounds like they’re afraid of making him mad, and specifically that he will flag their serial number
Why is he starting from an assumption that we have to “honor” him somehow?
Some people seem like they’re conforming to imaginary rules that will force the republicans to recognize their own hypocrisy and change their ways. They still won’t like you, don’t bother!
Some people seem like they’re conforming to imaginary rules that will force the republicans to recognize their own hypocrisy and change their ways. They still won’t like you, don’t bother!
September 11, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Why is he starting from an assumption that we have to “honor” him somehow?
Some people seem like they’re conforming to imaginary rules that will force the republicans to recognize their own hypocrisy and change their ways. They still won’t like you, don’t bother!
Some people seem like they’re conforming to imaginary rules that will force the republicans to recognize their own hypocrisy and change their ways. They still won’t like you, don’t bother!
That sentence can be transformed to make any arbitrary point in under three moves
September 11, 2025 at 1:13 PM
That sentence can be transformed to make any arbitrary point in under three moves
If I remember correctly, a month later slashdot said that Apple’s new “iPod” was going to be a dud because it did not have an FM radio. So it was absolutely social media in spirit, despite not having the whole “network” bit in place yet
September 11, 2025 at 12:52 PM
If I remember correctly, a month later slashdot said that Apple’s new “iPod” was going to be a dud because it did not have an FM radio. So it was absolutely social media in spirit, despite not having the whole “network” bit in place yet
Wow, this whole article has that “here’s why that’s bad news for Biden” vibe.
Oh no, if everyone else but cuomo drops out, and all their supporters go to cuomo, he’ll only have a like a four point lead! What ever will Mamdani do?
Oh no, if everyone else but cuomo drops out, and all their supporters go to cuomo, he’ll only have a like a four point lead! What ever will Mamdani do?
September 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Wow, this whole article has that “here’s why that’s bad news for Biden” vibe.
Oh no, if everyone else but cuomo drops out, and all their supporters go to cuomo, he’ll only have a like a four point lead! What ever will Mamdani do?
Oh no, if everyone else but cuomo drops out, and all their supporters go to cuomo, he’ll only have a like a four point lead! What ever will Mamdani do?
Skee-Lo is gonna be mad when he reads this
September 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Skee-Lo is gonna be mad when he reads this
The Top brothers are gonna have to wait quite a while for their turn here
September 5, 2025 at 11:56 PM
The Top brothers are gonna have to wait quite a while for their turn here
Great now that we’re on the last season
September 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Great now that we’re on the last season
It sure felt like keeping schools open for children was a very high priority that required extra attention and effort from everyone involved.
And then at the same time the service industry worked their asses off to adapt.
Two sets of people with some overlap living in a community! Unfathomable!
And then at the same time the service industry worked their asses off to adapt.
Two sets of people with some overlap living in a community! Unfathomable!
September 1, 2025 at 2:41 PM
It sure felt like keeping schools open for children was a very high priority that required extra attention and effort from everyone involved.
And then at the same time the service industry worked their asses off to adapt.
Two sets of people with some overlap living in a community! Unfathomable!
And then at the same time the service industry worked their asses off to adapt.
Two sets of people with some overlap living in a community! Unfathomable!