joene zc.
@joenezac.bsky.social
I just need a place to dump my thoughts. If you’re listening or not, cool, let’s jam on favorite songs, or exchange poems and books, or something.
You’ve heard of Java, based on the machine’s response to the programmers and their inclination to coffee, but what if they had a programming language called “Whiskey”??
December 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
You’ve heard of Java, based on the machine’s response to the programmers and their inclination to coffee, but what if they had a programming language called “Whiskey”??
How do I commandeer one of these creep show ad stalking campaigns on someone…
December 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
How do I commandeer one of these creep show ad stalking campaigns on someone…
Mom…what’d you do mom
Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 16, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Mom…what’d you do mom
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
The problem with today’s NASA is that they’re not lighting up a huge stoagie in the command center after completing an arithmetic solution anymore.
December 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
The problem with today’s NASA is that they’re not lighting up a huge stoagie in the command center after completing an arithmetic solution anymore.
Do people just, drive with their high beams on? What’s the deal with this?
December 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Do people just, drive with their high beams on? What’s the deal with this?
Friendly reminder, that Jar Jar Binx was way more BA in the book…
December 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Friendly reminder, that Jar Jar Binx was way more BA in the book…
MTV on Pluto TV all afternoon. This rules.
December 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
MTV on Pluto TV all afternoon. This rules.
Looking up recipes…
December 13, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Looking up recipes…
The first time the shrimp dies is in the chowder. The second time is in my stomach.
December 13, 2025 at 6:19 PM
The first time the shrimp dies is in the chowder. The second time is in my stomach.
It’s not really a burger wrap, it’s a gyro.
December 12, 2025 at 11:58 PM
It’s not really a burger wrap, it’s a gyro.
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*pulls myself together*
*throws my back out*
*throws my back out*
December 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
*pulls myself together*
*throws my back out*
*throws my back out*
My apartment smells like Dunkin’ Donuts circa 1995 and I’m really proud of that.
December 12, 2025 at 9:05 AM
My apartment smells like Dunkin’ Donuts circa 1995 and I’m really proud of that.
I see, record numbers…for phones being THROWN INTO WALLS for 2026.
December 12, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I see, record numbers…for phones being THROWN INTO WALLS for 2026.
The type of mentality where someone sets off their car alarm, on purpose…it is beyond me. I can’t fathom that level of angst.
December 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
The type of mentality where someone sets off their car alarm, on purpose…it is beyond me. I can’t fathom that level of angst.
Give me the raw salmon
I’ll wrap you some sushi, dear
I’ll wrap you some sushi, dear
December 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Give me the raw salmon
I’ll wrap you some sushi, dear
I’ll wrap you some sushi, dear
I’d also like to mention that I hate societal trends of lackluster behavior and it being funny cause who cares, and also the trend of complaining about our government and society.
December 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I’d also like to mention that I hate societal trends of lackluster behavior and it being funny cause who cares, and also the trend of complaining about our government and society.
Those 5 microwaved chicken nuggets were dinner. I’m out. See you guys tomorrow.
December 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Those 5 microwaved chicken nuggets were dinner. I’m out. See you guys tomorrow.
Remember, everyone…if you kill something, it is then dead, and , unless you can eat it, you can’t play with it anymore.
December 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Remember, everyone…if you kill something, it is then dead, and , unless you can eat it, you can’t play with it anymore.
“In the lane, snow is glistening.”
I don’t know about you, but we don’t have any lanes in my town…
I don’t know about you, but we don’t have any lanes in my town…
December 10, 2025 at 4:14 AM
“In the lane, snow is glistening.”
I don’t know about you, but we don’t have any lanes in my town…
I don’t know about you, but we don’t have any lanes in my town…
One month one week of being unemployed. I went snowboarding on a golf course today.
December 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
One month one week of being unemployed. I went snowboarding on a golf course today.
I wonder if people in Chicago think “Maine must suck” the way I think to myself that Chicago must suck.
December 9, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I wonder if people in Chicago think “Maine must suck” the way I think to myself that Chicago must suck.
I can’t wait until tonight, when I pass out and become that dream state demon, haunting all the people in my live’s dreams.
December 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I can’t wait until tonight, when I pass out and become that dream state demon, haunting all the people in my live’s dreams.
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It’s 5:45 pm. Time to put a towel over my cage
December 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
It’s 5:45 pm. Time to put a towel over my cage
Look, you got some strawberry’s, okay? And then you boil them in some water, okay? And then you add a glucose that isn’t some garbage like high fructose corn syrup, okay? Boom. Strawberry ale.
December 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Look, you got some strawberry’s, okay? And then you boil them in some water, okay? And then you add a glucose that isn’t some garbage like high fructose corn syrup, okay? Boom. Strawberry ale.