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Joe Metal BBQ
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Proud father and husband. BBQ, Fishing, Heavy Metal, Sci Fi and B Horror with Double Stuffed Cheese. Awful at guitar. UMD Alum. Fear the Turtle! Live on Planet 10 in the 8th dimension better known as the FL Panhandle.
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But let's be real: The reason they've been guarding this guy is, in significant part, an attempt to prevent the press from covering what they did at one of their unwarranted car wash raids.

I'm sure Brett Kavanaugh is all good with it.
October 5, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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there's a picture of her with the front of her shirt just soaked in blood. imagine trying to crack an 84 year old woman's skull and body slamming an 84 year old vet leaning on a walker.

is this the warrior ethos we've heard so much about?
October 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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"I understand many of you aren’t familiar with dignified transfers and why what Trump has done here is so disgusting and unbecoming and insulting to the memories of these soldiers... so, I'll explain."

charlotteclymer.substack.com/p/trump-pick...
Trump Picks Golf Over Dead American Soldiers
Because of course he did.
charlotteclymer.substack.com
April 4, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Oh yeah. The Golden Age!
April 4, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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The power of the people.....Let's keep it up!!
March 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Crockett: Let me ask each of the mayors… Have any of you been made aware of any immigrant that has had 34 felony convictions that has still been able to roam in your cities? I know that my Republican colleagues would never want anybody with 34 felony convictions roaming around
March 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Trump Outlines Bold Vision For Golden Age Of China
Trump Outlines Bold Vision For Golden Age Of China
WASHINGTON—Promising a glorious future marked by limitless prosperity for the East Asian nation, President Donald Trump outlined a bold vision Tuesday night for a golden age of China. “Under my leader...
theonion.com
March 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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The screens at the Department of Housing and Urban Development were playing this video this morning
February 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.
February 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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January 31, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Ouch and double ouch!

youtu.be/-Zxou6wzXkA?...
Roland BLAST Amazon for $40M Melania Trump doc.“It should be a Youtube short”
YouTube video by Roland S. Martin
youtu.be
January 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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JUST 25 SHY

#ALLCAPS
December 29, 2024 at 11:02 PM
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Crouton has such a pretty face!
That’s Pesto. Here’s Crouton
December 29, 2024 at 4:12 AM
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26 GOALS AWAY FROM HISTORY!

#ALLCAPS
December 29, 2024 at 4:22 AM
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A reminder that I warned you all about JD Vance years ago:

www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
December 27, 2024 at 5:30 AM
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Merry Christmas to all celebrating and acknowledging.

Yes, I am a Muslim and said that. Was easy. Have been saying it all my life to my Christian friends. If there was a "war" on XMAS, apparently I wasn't drafted. Don't fall for the stupid culture war nonsense. Enjoy your family and loved ones.
December 25, 2024 at 12:51 AM
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What have we become
December 24, 2024 at 6:22 AM
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JUST ANNOUNCED! 🚨

Cannibal Corpse set to CRUSH the US/CAN next March/April alongside the mighty Meshuggah and Carcass!

TICKETS ON SALE FRIDAY @ 10AM LOCAL TIME.
December 3, 2024 at 6:33 PM
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Now the largest collection of metal bands on Bluesky! nearly 150 metal bands (and a few record labels/ news pages). Please share this pack so metalheads can find eachother worldwide and more bands can be added via @rorypetts.bsky.social.

#Metalband #metalsky #deathmetal #doommetal #blackmetal
November 28, 2024 at 9:52 PM
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Lucy is the GOP and MAGA.

Charlie Brown is the Democratic Establishment.

They will never, ever learn.
a cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bag
ALT: a cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bag
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2024 at 7:49 PM
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You’ve heard of Elf on a Shelf, but have you heard of
December 2, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Thanksgiving leftovers are awesome this year. This has to my best Turkey yet. Brined for about 24 hours, injected with a butter marinade, smoked with cherry pellets, and finished with a cherry apple habanero glaze by Kosmos Q.
December 1, 2024 at 1:48 PM
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I have a longstanding personal beef with Kash Patel and now it's game on, motherfucker. You know what I know, Kash, you hobbity, falsettoed, bootleg Grindelwald, Jack Elam-looking goblin shark choad.
December 1, 2024 at 1:31 AM
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This made me laugh out loud
November 27, 2024 at 11:59 PM