Joel Wheeler
joelwheeler.bsky.social
Joel Wheeler
@joelwheeler.bsky.social
he/him
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I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island

and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods

forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
April 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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January 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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This one meant more, especially this year.

#collegebasketball #BBN
January 5, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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(after showing 99% of the game from the normal, accepted camera angle)
ESPN: What if we go to an alternate angle that sucks for this critical possession
January 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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No better rivalry in SEC basketball over the past 30 years (yes, that long) than Florida v. Kentucky. It’s outrageous the SEC didn’t recognize or care to acknowledge this when piecing together this season’s conference schedule. Should be a home and home—as it has been.
No. 6 Florida #Gators, No. 10 Kentucky will play their only game this season at 11 a.m. ET on the opening day of the SEC slate. No return trip.

What the league has done to this great rivalry - that carried the SEC for a decade and remains its best when both are good - is a joke.
January 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Your wife's parents, driving through town on Christmas be like: this is where Doozer and Flegga used to live, and remember Liverex and Spleena? They still live over there. Their son Bloppo had cancer and died, but his wife Vodkla still lives over yonder.
December 25, 2024 at 9:05 PM