Joel Temperlane
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@brilliantshane.bsky.social What a weekend in Wisconsin history
November 16, 2025 at 5:56 PM
@brilliantshane.bsky.social What a weekend in Wisconsin history
Thanks for the like Shane
October 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Thanks for the like Shane
@sigdiamond.bsky.social Tyra ripped off BOYO www.instagram.com/reel/DPVX_JW...
smizeanddream on Instagram: "Our super-popular Fairy Dough Diva ice cream just got a HOT makeover… and she drops TODAY! 🔥✨Meet the Fairy Dough Diva HOT MAMA 💖…"
Our super-popular Fairy Dough Diva ice cream just got a HOT makeover… and she drops TODAY! 🔥✨Meet the Fairy Dough Diva HOT MAMA 💖… she’s reimagined as hot ice cream, love. Silky, smooth, and sippable-warm — and no, she’s not melted ice cream — she’s a hot original, not a hot mess. 😉🍦This Diva is TyTy’s innovation in a couture SMiZE cup — buttery vanilla biscuit–infused hot cream, topped with Chantilly, rainbow hundreds & thousands, and finished with a slice of our super-buttery house-made fairy dough crunch biscuit. 🌈This Diva is in demand — but only for ONE WEEK. After that? Poof. Her curtain will close. 👑🔥Catch her now at our Darling Harbour flagship in Sydney. ✨ #SMiZEandDREAM
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October 15, 2025 at 10:17 PM
@sigdiamond.bsky.social Tyra ripped off BOYO www.instagram.com/reel/DPVX_JW...
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Family day ❤️😍
September 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Family day ❤️😍
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One of the great toilet reads of all time.
September 18, 2025 at 11:46 AM
One of the great toilet reads of all time.
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September 18, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Maybe I’m stating the obvious but if I help one person it will be worth my time to write and wasting everyone’s time who reads it. If you need to thaw something and you’re not in a hurry, thaw it in the fridge. It will help cool the fridge and lower your electric bill. I did today w/ burrito shells
September 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Maybe I’m stating the obvious but if I help one person it will be worth my time to write and wasting everyone’s time who reads it. If you need to thaw something and you’re not in a hurry, thaw it in the fridge. It will help cool the fridge and lower your electric bill. I did today w/ burrito shells
@jeancouch.bsky.social After a decade of the spigot spraying everywhere when I turn it on, and stopgap fixes like using roof tar to stop the water from spraying into the broken mortar, I spent five minutes diagnosing and found a broken rubber gasket, a replacement for which I had in my stockpile.
September 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
@jeancouch.bsky.social After a decade of the spigot spraying everywhere when I turn it on, and stopgap fixes like using roof tar to stop the water from spraying into the broken mortar, I spent five minutes diagnosing and found a broken rubber gasket, a replacement for which I had in my stockpile.
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@joeltemperlane.bsky.social I forgot to show you my number one purchase from the antique mall!!
September 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
@joeltemperlane.bsky.social I forgot to show you my number one purchase from the antique mall!!
“Junior, are there groceries in heaven?”
“Yes, Pa. More groceries than you could ever imagine. And at 2018 prices.”
“Yes, Pa. More groceries than you could ever imagine. And at 2018 prices.”
August 31, 2025 at 10:23 PM
“Junior, are there groceries in heaven?”
“Yes, Pa. More groceries than you could ever imagine. And at 2018 prices.”
“Yes, Pa. More groceries than you could ever imagine. And at 2018 prices.”
August 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM
@brilliantshane.bsky.social Sorry, they paywalled the mini. You'll have to find another way to make me yell "fucker shane" on most days.
August 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
@brilliantshane.bsky.social Sorry, they paywalled the mini. You'll have to find another way to make me yell "fucker shane" on most days.
My dentist says I have to wear my Invisalign trays every night until I’m 55.
August 27, 2025 at 4:08 AM
My dentist says I have to wear my Invisalign trays every night until I’m 55.
My mom is worried that I might accidentally buy and get hooked on 2oz herbal energy drinks they sell at gas stations for $15. I told her I have a hard time spending $3 on a coffee but she read the entire article to me anyway.
August 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
My mom is worried that I might accidentally buy and get hooked on 2oz herbal energy drinks they sell at gas stations for $15. I told her I have a hard time spending $3 on a coffee but she read the entire article to me anyway.
August 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
August 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Any of you have the BK app? I wish I could look at the breakfast menu/breakfast offers at night. I'm not stupid, I know I can't order breakfast now. But I'd like to think about my options for tomorrow morning. Anyone else find that frustrating?
July 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Any of you have the BK app? I wish I could look at the breakfast menu/breakfast offers at night. I'm not stupid, I know I can't order breakfast now. But I'd like to think about my options for tomorrow morning. Anyone else find that frustrating?
July 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
July 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I am the stupidest dumbfuck and I want my kids to be stupid dumbfucks.
July 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I am the stupidest dumbfuck and I want my kids to be stupid dumbfucks.
July 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM