Joel Temperlane
@joeltemperlane.bsky.social
Miss Piggy and Kermit are in love and are carrying out their biological edict. It's natural and beautiful.
October 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Miss Piggy and Kermit are in love and are carrying out their biological edict. It's natural and beautiful.
I immediately knew exactly what "when he does" meant
October 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I immediately knew exactly what "when he does" meant
Dyersville, IA
October 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Dyersville, IA
Thank you. That’s incredible
October 27, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Thank you. That’s incredible
Glad to hear you're feeling fine. Wishing you a quick recovery! Actually, hoping you're already fully recovered, and if not, then a quick recovery.
October 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Glad to hear you're feeling fine. Wishing you a quick recovery! Actually, hoping you're already fully recovered, and if not, then a quick recovery.
one of my biggest fears
October 18, 2025 at 9:35 PM
one of my biggest fears
sue them all and let god sort them out
October 16, 2025 at 3:12 AM
sue them all and let god sort them out
I can assure you that, like any good witness, I will be going in with the presumption that this union is not legit until they prove otherwise beyond a reasonable doubt.
October 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I can assure you that, like any good witness, I will be going in with the presumption that this union is not legit until they prove otherwise beyond a reasonable doubt.
Oh wow. Might take the day off work for that.
October 15, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Oh wow. Might take the day off work for that.
No need to respond now - this can wait until after your vacation.
October 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
No need to respond now - this can wait until after your vacation.
Have you ever considered including some sort of magnitude measurement in the scale as well? Is 150 following/100 followers the same as 15,000 following/10,000 followers?
October 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Have you ever considered including some sort of magnitude measurement in the scale as well? Is 150 following/100 followers the same as 15,000 following/10,000 followers?
imagine if your freezer had some sort of dual door airlock chamber so you could open the door as much as you wanted and no cold air would escape.
October 9, 2025 at 4:46 AM
imagine if your freezer had some sort of dual door airlock chamber so you could open the door as much as you wanted and no cold air would escape.
Can @standalone.bsky.social provide a follower/following ratio assessment of Phil and Jessie? Trying to figure out if Phil or Jessie is a more important person.
October 8, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Can @standalone.bsky.social provide a follower/following ratio assessment of Phil and Jessie? Trying to figure out if Phil or Jessie is a more important person.
Scramble them all and freeze them in ice cube trays.
October 4, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Scramble them all and freeze them in ice cube trays.
a good start might be searching for snow buggy fatalities in whitewater in 1967?
September 21, 2025 at 3:45 PM
a good start might be searching for snow buggy fatalities in whitewater in 1967?
I saw in the YouTube comments that the dad just died at 94. I didn’t know that about Dale, though.
September 21, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I saw in the YouTube comments that the dad just died at 94. I didn’t know that about Dale, though.
Looks like fun
September 21, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Looks like fun
I would vow to keep it clean and nice but then never use it because I don’t want to have to clean it.
September 21, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I would vow to keep it clean and nice but then never use it because I don’t want to have to clean it.
You can fold up your chair but you can never leave
September 20, 2025 at 5:00 AM
You can fold up your chair but you can never leave
Too tired to read all the letters of appreciation I’m getting?
September 19, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Too tired to read all the letters of appreciation I’m getting?
Reposted by Joel Temperlane
One of the great toilet reads of all time.
September 18, 2025 at 11:46 AM
One of the great toilet reads of all time.