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Joel Stocker
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He/him. Import 🇳🇱 Floridian. I swear. 🏈🐬 Lead Product Marketing @ControlUp.com #EUC #DEX #translivesmatter
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Joel Stocker @joelinthecloud.social · Oct 12
I tried to capture my emotions during the Miami Dolphins game...
A collage showing 4 picture of a very handsome middle aged man in a Miami Dolphins jersey showing different facial emotions and body language. The setting is a living room, and the man seems to be watching TV, presumably a Dolphins game. In the first one he looks at the camera and has a look of "here we go again, maybe this week will be different" but without much confidence In the second one his titled head seems to express some hope, with a spark of surprise. The third panel: the attractive man is now standing, indicating that this is towards the end of the game and it's getting exciting, it's possible that the game is tied or about to be tied. In the fourth and final panel, the man is sitting again. He's leaning forward and his head is resting on his fist. He seems to look into the distance. Sad and disappointed. Like he has been for the last 2 decades.
joelinthecloud.social
I tried to capture my emotions during the Miami Dolphins game...
A collage showing 4 picture of a very handsome middle aged man in a Miami Dolphins jersey showing different facial emotions and body language. The setting is a living room, and the man seems to be watching TV, presumably a Dolphins game. In the first one he looks at the camera and has a look of "here we go again, maybe this week will be different" but without much confidence In the second one his titled head seems to express some hope, with a spark of surprise. The third panel: the attractive man is now standing, indicating that this is towards the end of the game and it's getting exciting, it's possible that the game is tied or about to be tied. In the fourth and final panel, the man is sitting again. He's leaning forward and his head is resting on his fist. He seems to look into the distance. Sad and disappointed. Like he has been for the last 2 decades.
October 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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I was going south when the chaos started. I saw an 18 wheeler about 50 yards in front of me climbing the concrete barrier, trying to go over, but gravity saved my life. It tipped back the other lane. I just had to swerve around a piece of bodywork that made it across

www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Florida Turnpike north is closed due to crash
All lanes on Florida’s Turnpike North in Orange County are closed, causing significant traffic delays.
www.yahoo.com
September 9, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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I signed up for some volunteer thing a little while ago, totally forgetting that Dolphins football was on at the same time

Guess there was one winner today 💁🏻‍♂️
September 7, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Trump's continuous attacks on the rights of minorities are not just distractions designed to change the headlines, they're also distractions for orgs that focus on social justice and provide legal assistance. Resources are being pulled away from assistance for individuals and more end up in jail
September 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Let's go!!! #F1
A cropped picture of a TV banner saying Dutch Grand Prix
August 31, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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Today I woke up as a single man again. Divorce #2 in the books. This one was a rollercoaster and maybe lost myself a little bit and but will find me again. Time to love myself for a while (I'll try lol). I have no regrets though. Will look back and remember the good parts. What's next? Unwritten
August 27, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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Have they tried not sending a cop with a gun to "help"? I don't know, could work? (It works)
Miami herald News headline that says: BROWARD COUNTY Man dies after being shot at by Broward deputy who came to help him: BSO The Broward Sheriff's Office said the man attacked the deputy when they tried to help him, which led to them firing their weapon.
August 17, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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I've learned a crazy amount of things about the (FL) legal system this past week. And it's all so broken. And the culprit is, maybe unsurprisingly, late stage capitalism. The system is so broken that it's hard to find proper representation, even for things that are constitutionally protected rights
August 16, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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That sinking feeling you get when you realize you may have trusted the wrong person
August 8, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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If you ever owned a dog, you know this is 100% accurate. Just replace the owls with whatever your crazy dog is into. Mine is either a squirrel or, most of the time, nothing
kbspangler.com K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · Jul 25
Dogs: POOP

Me: No.

Dogs: EMERGENCY POOP!!!

Me: No. you just want to fight the owls again. Go to slee—what is that smell?!!!

Dogs: YOU GAMBLED AND LOST
July 25, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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Raleigh: I am in you 👋🏻
July 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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July 14, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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MSNBC being MSNBC. What did they expect with giving those rinos like Steele a job
June 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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So we're just going to post through this? Ok
June 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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I call gender affirming care "life saving" because I've buried too many friends who didn't have access.
alyraejepsen.bsky.social talk Valentina! Aly @alyraejepsen.bsky.social · Jun 18
this is what you do for a five year old. I don’t think the sixteen and seventeen year olds watching their bodies develop in ways that cause them immense psychological pain will be mollified by this!

hot take: gender dysphoria is actually real! fuck off!
June 21, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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Anyone out there still using Citrix UPM or Citrix Profile Containers? Do you have any tricks or settings that are MUST HAVES to make it go faster?
June 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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When in Rome...
A picture of the Colosseum in Rome
June 10, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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This Rolland Garros final is some level
June 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Wow, right in the nuts...
theonion.com The Onion @theonion.com · May 26
‘It’s Good To Practice Some Self Care,’ Says Man Kicking Back And Letting Last Chance At Happiness And Success Slip Away
theonion.com/it-s-go...
‘It’s Good To Practice Some Self Care,’ Says Man Kicking Back And Letting Last Chance At Happiness And Success Slip Away
May 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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THREAD. When my parents' cat Bridget went missing, my dad, to try to ease his worry, painted her on a variety of historical ventures. Soon, these numbered in the dozens.

After much nagging, my dad has had some postcards printed of this brilliant series: michaelcoxmoredaysthansausages.bigcartel.com
The Girl With The Cat Earring Bridget Hangs Out With The Hunters In The Snow Bridget Meets The Beatles On Abbey Road Bridget Does Edward Hopper
May 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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thehill.com/homenews/sta...

“We celebrate today that our father, husband, and grandfather, Phil Robertson, is now with the Lord,” the post read.

It would be rude to not celebrate with them 🎉
Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson, 79, dies
Phil Robertson, the star of “Duck Dynasty,” has died at the age of 79. Robertson’s family announced his death in a post on Facebook. “We celebrate today that our father, husband, and grandfather, P…
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May 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Miami Heat fans watching these playoffs:
The Onion news headline dated June 22 2021 with original text "De Blasio: ‘Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?’" modified to read "Heat fans: ‘Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A NBA team That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?’
May 17, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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E-thot Socialism? That sounds awesome, sign me up!
katmabu.bsky.social Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · May 4
Right-wingers cannot stop making campaign ads for me.
May 5, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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Zuck: the average American has three friends
Still frame from the movie Total Recall (2012) showing a woman with 3 boobs
May 2, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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He's not wrong. I just found this book. Everything is woke now
A book cover that says Monumental America - the memorials and statues that celebrate US history but with the word statues changed to "woke"
April 28, 2025 at 12:19 AM