Joebotnik
@joebotnik.on.computer
Writer @ Boss Rush Mode, voice actor @ Observable Radio, Frequent Wham City caller, comedian, creator of Toaster Hands: The Most Marketable Cryptid!
Hershey's Kisses are a testament to mankind's disdain for God
November 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Hershey's Kisses are a testament to mankind's disdain for God
AAAAAAH I DON'T WANT TO BE AT WORK I WANT TO GO HOME AND PLAY HADES 2 AAAAAAAAAAAH
November 3, 2025 at 11:05 AM
AAAAAAH I DON'T WANT TO BE AT WORK I WANT TO GO HOME AND PLAY HADES 2 AAAAAAAAAAAH
Reposted by Joebotnik
October 31, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Just FYI these are the real characters Musk and Robinson would be in this fuck-ass Lord of the Rings scenario
October 30, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Just FYI these are the real characters Musk and Robinson would be in this fuck-ass Lord of the Rings scenario
If you open a can of drink at the exact same time Hank does during the intro to King of the Hill, it will be really cool.
October 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
If you open a can of drink at the exact same time Hank does during the intro to King of the Hill, it will be really cool.
Reposted by Joebotnik
October 28, 1962. The whole world watches with bated breath. But they're looking in the wrong direction.
Supplemental Frequency 11: "The Crisis" is on every radio and TV. Just listen.
SPOTIFY: open.spotify.com/episode/49vR...
APPLE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
TRANSCRIPT
Supplemental Frequency 11: "The Crisis" is on every radio and TV. Just listen.
SPOTIFY: open.spotify.com/episode/49vR...
APPLE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
TRANSCRIPT
Supplemental Frequency 11: “The Crisis” — Observable Radio
The Crisis. The Phantom is fast, but I know my limits. The glow of missiles and moonlight. Mold has no claim to the apple. The Eleventh Supplemental Frequency from Observable Radio, a found footage...
www.observableradio.com
October 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
October 28, 1962. The whole world watches with bated breath. But they're looking in the wrong direction.
Supplemental Frequency 11: "The Crisis" is on every radio and TV. Just listen.
SPOTIFY: open.spotify.com/episode/49vR...
APPLE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
TRANSCRIPT
Supplemental Frequency 11: "The Crisis" is on every radio and TV. Just listen.
SPOTIFY: open.spotify.com/episode/49vR...
APPLE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
TRANSCRIPT
We all conveniently forget Gordon Shumway's actions on Melmac.
October 24, 2025 at 2:11 PM
We all conveniently forget Gordon Shumway's actions on Melmac.
I keep scrolling because eventually someone will post that everything is fine now. I just have to keep scrolling. It's down there somewhere
October 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I keep scrolling because eventually someone will post that everything is fine now. I just have to keep scrolling. It's down there somewhere
I believe it was Akon who once said "Yoohoo weehoo"
October 19, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I believe it was Akon who once said "Yoohoo weehoo"
If you're in my steam friends list and played Hades 2 on god mode you have to tell me. You legally have to tell me you did that. How else could you have gotten all those acheivements so fast, motherfuckers? Am I that bad? Am I bad at video games? you have to TELL me
October 19, 2025 at 3:33 PM
If you're in my steam friends list and played Hades 2 on god mode you have to tell me. You legally have to tell me you did that. How else could you have gotten all those acheivements so fast, motherfuckers? Am I that bad? Am I bad at video games? you have to TELL me
Don't let the media distract you from the fact that Luigi Mangione could get it
September 26, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Don't let the media distract you from the fact that Luigi Mangione could get it
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater is just Balatro with skateboards
September 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater is just Balatro with skateboards
Rosswood, man. That's my shit.
September 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Rosswood, man. That's my shit.
On the Beach is a good book to read in interesting times
September 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
On the Beach is a good book to read in interesting times
The Lost Vines of Joe Botnik [COGNITOHAZARD]
September 24, 2025 at 8:25 AM
The Lost Vines of Joe Botnik [COGNITOHAZARD]
I know thing are rough right now, but don't worry. I'm on it. Please see my credentials below.
September 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I know thing are rough right now, but don't worry. I'm on it. Please see my credentials below.
If jesus truly was the son of god why didn't he feed the 5000 with Burger King or KFC
September 16, 2025 at 5:14 PM
If jesus truly was the son of god why didn't he feed the 5000 with Burger King or KFC
Reposted by Joebotnik
i hope at my big traveling show where i talk about all the different kinds of people i hate a bunch of my blood doesn't go squirting everywhere
September 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
i hope at my big traveling show where i talk about all the different kinds of people i hate a bunch of my blood doesn't go squirting everywhere
Reposted by Joebotnik
BLITZER: Now we’re getting reports that one of the bullet casings was engraved with a message saying that if you are reading the casing, you are gay. We must warn our viewers we’re about to show the photo and don’t know at this time whether the engraving is what makes you gay or if it just tells you
September 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
BLITZER: Now we’re getting reports that one of the bullet casings was engraved with a message saying that if you are reading the casing, you are gay. We must warn our viewers we’re about to show the photo and don’t know at this time whether the engraving is what makes you gay or if it just tells you
Shooter confirmed as Luigi Mangione but cringe
September 12, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Shooter confirmed as Luigi Mangione but cringe
issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding perpetrators of political violence. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"
September 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding perpetrators of political violence. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"
Omg human love elf
September 8, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Omg human love elf
*Radiohead "Fitter Happier" Fred voice*
Level 100 Illusion skill in Skyrim
Doesn't undertand Hideo Kojima games but enjoys the vibe
Catching up on King of the Hill for the new season
Logs in to Final Fantasy XIV just to keep his house
Level 100 Illusion skill in Skyrim
Doesn't undertand Hideo Kojima games but enjoys the vibe
Catching up on King of the Hill for the new season
Logs in to Final Fantasy XIV just to keep his house
September 2, 2025 at 4:04 PM
*Radiohead "Fitter Happier" Fred voice*
Level 100 Illusion skill in Skyrim
Doesn't undertand Hideo Kojima games but enjoys the vibe
Catching up on King of the Hill for the new season
Logs in to Final Fantasy XIV just to keep his house
Level 100 Illusion skill in Skyrim
Doesn't undertand Hideo Kojima games but enjoys the vibe
Catching up on King of the Hill for the new season
Logs in to Final Fantasy XIV just to keep his house
Lot of terrible things happening in the world but The Fury having a bulletproof space-helmet in Delta? That tops the lot. Inexcusable
September 1, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Lot of terrible things happening in the world but The Fury having a bulletproof space-helmet in Delta? That tops the lot. Inexcusable
I have faith that Death is just waiting for the funniest possible moment
September 1, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I have faith that Death is just waiting for the funniest possible moment