joebohne.bsky.social
@joebohne.bsky.social
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every time you refer to a significant mechanical change as 'Quality of Life' I add another turn of the wheel to your sentence in Samsara, many of you shall never escape.
October 31, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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people love saying 'monster hunter hasn't gotten easier you've just gotten better' and then you boot up one of the PSP entries and realize upon getting sent to the moon by a low tier shitmon that not only have they gotten easier but they have also literally made you worse
October 30, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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kayin.moe/silksong

Finally done. Definitely a different vibe here than some people, but Silksong is a joy. 😌

I definitely talk about midgame spoilers to some degree, so be warned. Thank you to @trynant.bsky.social and @starrymirai.moe for proofreading.

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Kayinworks - Silksong Loves You
I was, as is my normal way, not on the hype train for Silksong. I wasn't reading updates, I wasn't Silkposting. I wasn't desperately waiting for a release date. I had no emotional stakes in its existe...
kayin.moe
September 24, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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very annoying to spend years trying to convince people to stop saying shit like 'the game sucks because it's on Unity' because game engines don't work that way and then every single Unreal Engine 5 Game is actually exactly like that
September 20, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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September 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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So how's everybody doing over here.
September 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Okay but Silksong though 😊🫴🐛❤️❤️❤️
April 3, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Video game

#guiltygear
August 18, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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April 22, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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April 4, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Lol
April 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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By some sheer, terrifying cosmic miracle, my second ever project as a pro J>E game translator was Monster Hunter Generations at age 25. That game being a celebration of MH history, there are a ton of palicos and, no joke, I spent an entire month that summer writing cat puns every. single. work day.
japanese author: I'm going to make a character who is a duck. he's going to end all his sentences with -kamo :)

english translator: jesus fuck I need to come up with 300 duck puns
December 21, 2024 at 2:01 PM
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February 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Learn 2 parry bfore u call my attack pateerns bullshit. Fuckin dick ive been nerfed twice already maybe u just ass bro
February 14, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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I'm always saying this
February 5, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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i like to play with max sensitivity on in FPS games so that when people watch their kill cam and see it, they know a real empath was here
January 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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before i got banned from this online poker site i used to tell people i was driving the whole time i was playing and they always lost their shit
October 11, 2023 at 10:02 PM
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December 10, 2024 at 12:05 AM
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CEOing my taku. Only real gamers understand this.
December 22, 2024 at 1:19 AM
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eepy rn man straight tiredmaxing ngl this is definitely giving sleepcore vibes man straight up we're snoozing with this one man I am a certified sleeper no doubt about it napping away once again
November 9, 2024 at 4:06 AM
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"Oh oh the machine only dispense Coca Cola on one side and the water in the other it must be broke n I will take only Coca Cola Side" You are Hoarding the Fuckin gsyrup my good Lad! You are hoarding the fucking syrup like a dragon hoards its wealth you greedy fucking bastard im gonna call the cops
December 16, 2024 at 6:55 AM