Harry Joe
joebangles.bsky.social
Harry Joe
@joebangles.bsky.social
The only cryptocurrency I respect is Kohl’s Cash
Best of luck to the resistance wine moms rooting so hard for Journalism in the Derby. Win or lose, may your snarky Facebook post about the result get many likes and piss off all your brothers-in-law.
May 3, 2025 at 11:04 PM
The absolute best thing about college hoops is that this dumpster fire of a team is STILL technically in the hunt for a national championship
Checking in on Doug Gottlieb's attempt to coach a D-I basketball team while also appearing on the radio 2 hours a day to talk about which QBs are overrated:

Green Bay is 2-16 (0-7 in conference) and has already lost more games than last year with 2 months to go
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The Doug Gottlieb coaching experiment is going even worse than you imagined
Coaching a college basketball team is hard. You simply can't do the best possible job while spending 15 hours a week talking about which NFL quarterbacks are overrated. Doug Gottlieb is proving that.
open.substack.com
January 31, 2025 at 2:24 AM
One hurricane and Mississippi will cease to exist. Good job everyone.
Trump: We're looking at the whole concept of FEMA....I'd like to see the states take care of disasters, let the state take care of the tornadoes and the hurricanes and all of the other things that happen.
January 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
There are two distinct Americas: people who understand this joke, and people who unironically refer to themselves as “TikTok Refugees”
Welcome, teens coming here from tiktok. I think you’ll find that through the magic of the written word I am able to craft sentences that are as vivid and compelling as any short-form video!
January 19, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Deion’s first opponent at Colorado? TCU
Belichick’s first opponent at UNC? TCU

I’m calling it now. Tiger Woods will be Stanford’s head coach in this game.
December 11, 2024 at 7:10 PM
If SMU gets left out we’re egging Greg Sankey’s house until every SEC team is out of the playoff
December 8, 2024 at 5:00 AM
Well, at least I don’t have to go home to Alabama
December 5, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Reposted by Harry Joe
if the moon didn’t want us to plant a flag the moon shouldn’t have lost
December 1, 2024 at 9:17 PM
RUN IT UP MARCUS LEAVE NO DOUBT
December 1, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Fox pregame: These people hate each other’s guts. OSU fans would rather gargle sewer water than lose to Michigan, and the last Michigan qb to lose to OSU was sent to spend the rest of his days in a coal mine. THE HATRED IS GOOOOOOOOOD

Fox postgame: Come on guys why are you being mean to each other?
November 30, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Since the bots and trolls aren’t here, can all the grown ups agree that Joe Tessitore absolutely ruins the watchability of any game he announces?
November 30, 2024 at 5:04 AM
I’m sure as hell not eating anything they made I like flavors
If your family started doing this at Thanksgiving dinner, what would you do? 😳
November 29, 2024 at 5:25 PM
In case anyone is wondering what the bots on the other app think of the UNC win:
November 26, 2024 at 7:32 AM
“They can’t call all the fouls” - Anthony Grant in the locker room, probably
November 26, 2024 at 6:10 AM
Alabama really saw there was a chance they’d have to stand outside for four hours in South Bend in December and decided to opt out and honestly I don’t blame them.
November 24, 2024 at 2:49 AM
Everyone at @espnplus.bsky.social owes Olivia Miles and Hannah Hidalgo an apology for not giving them the superstar treatment they deserve all offseason.
November 24, 2024 at 1:59 AM
One positive of the election is the inevitable schadenfreude from reading articles about conservatives struggling to date in DC.

I’ll never not enjoy the tears of someone who thinks young people are entitled while complaining that they haven’t received their participation trophy wife yet.
November 22, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Griff Whalen is smiling somewhere
With all due respect, NC State just did the stupidest play I have ever seen in my life
November 22, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
November 20, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Hi 👋🏼 Im Joe and I’m new here. Can someone point me to the Brand Accounts Trying Very Hard To Be Relatable?
November 1, 2023 at 12:48 AM