Harry Joe
@joebangles.bsky.social
The only cryptocurrency I respect is Kohl’s Cash
Fran Brown today (shoutout @kwatrousceramics.bsky.social)
September 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Fran Brown today (shoutout @kwatrousceramics.bsky.social)
Football players flagged for targeting get deported. Men who stand to pee are immediately drafted into the Army. Every Hooters is turned into an Owl sanctuary. Lin Manuel Miranda is in charge of writing a new national anthem rap. Every church gets taxed if their homilies don’t pass the Bechdel Test
July 30, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Football players flagged for targeting get deported. Men who stand to pee are immediately drafted into the Army. Every Hooters is turned into an Owl sanctuary. Lin Manuel Miranda is in charge of writing a new national anthem rap. Every church gets taxed if their homilies don’t pass the Bechdel Test
Jokes aside, LinkedIn’s puzzle games are great time wasters
May 17, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Jokes aside, LinkedIn’s puzzle games are great time wasters
Same goes for you, TikTok bartenders who introduce the finished cocktail at the start of the video and insist on taking a sip followed by a satisfied “mmm” before showing me how to make it
April 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Same goes for you, TikTok bartenders who introduce the finished cocktail at the start of the video and insist on taking a sip followed by a satisfied “mmm” before showing me how to make it
fr though, can’t tell if this is the Stock Market last week or Duke’s win probability vs Houston
April 6, 2025 at 4:33 AM
fr though, can’t tell if this is the Stock Market last week or Duke’s win probability vs Houston
For a school full of future HOA board members this isn’t surprising
April 4, 2025 at 4:28 AM
For a school full of future HOA board members this isn’t surprising
Save some for the Dookies!
March 24, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Save some for the Dookies!
I was getting worried - its been tough hating Duke too much since Scheyer took over since he’s generally likable, but we’re getting some K-era “his dads gonna sue us” calls from the refs for the Dukies tonight and I’m getting heated like the old days.
March 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I was getting worried - its been tough hating Duke too much since Scheyer took over since he’s generally likable, but we’re getting some K-era “his dads gonna sue us” calls from the refs for the Dukies tonight and I’m getting heated like the old days.
“Ah you think Outlook is your ally? You merely adopted Microsoft Office. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't circle back offline until I was already a program manager, by then I already had a hard stop and needed to drop”
February 23, 2025 at 4:44 AM
“Ah you think Outlook is your ally? You merely adopted Microsoft Office. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't circle back offline until I was already a program manager, by then I already had a hard stop and needed to drop”
*pronounced “Shi-thooz-er-e”
February 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
*pronounced “Shi-thooz-er-e”
CMA voters are about to storm Staples Center
February 3, 2025 at 2:13 AM
CMA voters are about to storm Staples Center
It’s worth asking the question “what is the realistic ceiling for this collection of players?”
Having a logjam in the backcourt and no succession plan for Bacot is the original sin here - the next steps depend on if the admin thinks that lies on the shoulders of Hubert, the GM, or the NIL operation
Having a logjam in the backcourt and no succession plan for Bacot is the original sin here - the next steps depend on if the admin thinks that lies on the shoulders of Hubert, the GM, or the NIL operation
February 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
It’s worth asking the question “what is the realistic ceiling for this collection of players?”
Having a logjam in the backcourt and no succession plan for Bacot is the original sin here - the next steps depend on if the admin thinks that lies on the shoulders of Hubert, the GM, or the NIL operation
Having a logjam in the backcourt and no succession plan for Bacot is the original sin here - the next steps depend on if the admin thinks that lies on the shoulders of Hubert, the GM, or the NIL operation
Tbh your response is the best way to push back on right wing cultural “bad boys” - they’re just fucking losers. Super into guns? How pathetic. Dropping slurs? It’s literally the lowest hanging fruit idiot
Libs need to quit trying to call MAGA out for being immoral and start saying how lame they are
Libs need to quit trying to call MAGA out for being immoral and start saying how lame they are
January 28, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Tbh your response is the best way to push back on right wing cultural “bad boys” - they’re just fucking losers. Super into guns? How pathetic. Dropping slurs? It’s literally the lowest hanging fruit idiot
Libs need to quit trying to call MAGA out for being immoral and start saying how lame they are
Libs need to quit trying to call MAGA out for being immoral and start saying how lame they are
If they’re gonna be weird just go ahead and split in 2 with promotion/relegation.
Top 9 of Miami, SMU, Clemson, Louisville, VT, GT, Cuse, Duke, and Pitt plus one to preserve rivalries is a decent 9 game schedule
Plus you could add a game to make teams earn promotion/avoid relegation
Top 9 of Miami, SMU, Clemson, Louisville, VT, GT, Cuse, Duke, and Pitt plus one to preserve rivalries is a decent 9 game schedule
Plus you could add a game to make teams earn promotion/avoid relegation
January 20, 2025 at 5:10 AM
If they’re gonna be weird just go ahead and split in 2 with promotion/relegation.
Top 9 of Miami, SMU, Clemson, Louisville, VT, GT, Cuse, Duke, and Pitt plus one to preserve rivalries is a decent 9 game schedule
Plus you could add a game to make teams earn promotion/avoid relegation
Top 9 of Miami, SMU, Clemson, Louisville, VT, GT, Cuse, Duke, and Pitt plus one to preserve rivalries is a decent 9 game schedule
Plus you could add a game to make teams earn promotion/avoid relegation
“Battle for the Deuce”
January 20, 2025 at 5:03 AM
“Battle for the Deuce”
He’s going to single-handedly and inadvertently introduce the phrase “bless your heart” to northern Catholics
January 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
He’s going to single-handedly and inadvertently introduce the phrase “bless your heart” to northern Catholics
If you’re familiar with the good ole boys at the UNC system, this isn’t galaxy brain, not even solar system brain. Maybe Meteo Statistical Area brain but that’s as far as I’d go.
January 9, 2025 at 4:02 AM
If you’re familiar with the good ole boys at the UNC system, this isn’t galaxy brain, not even solar system brain. Maybe Meteo Statistical Area brain but that’s as far as I’d go.
SHUT UP DONT JINX IT
January 8, 2025 at 4:13 AM
SHUT UP DONT JINX IT