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This came to me in a dream
December 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
This came to me in a dream
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"Legalization is the only way to change the story of cocaine, from field to nose, being written in other people’s blood."
Legalizing Cocaine Is the Only Way to End the Drug War
The war on drugs has failed, and Trump’s deadly boat strikes are only doubling down on decades of failed policy.
interc.pt
December 6, 2025 at 1:24 AM
"Legalization is the only way to change the story of cocaine, from field to nose, being written in other people’s blood."
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BODACIOUS IGNATIUS
December 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
BODACIOUS IGNATIUS
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in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company
December 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company
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In an incredible tactical error, I introduced my children to Christmas songs as sung by The Chipmunks on December 4th.
December 6, 2025 at 1:04 AM
In an incredible tactical error, I introduced my children to Christmas songs as sung by The Chipmunks on December 4th.
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Meet the new Deputy Chief of Staff at the CDC.
December 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Meet the new Deputy Chief of Staff at the CDC.
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You know who else was indicted out of the Southern District of New York following an investigation that was primarily conducted during the first Trump administration (and then convicted by a federal jury and sentenced to 45 years in prison)?
December 3, 2025 at 2:26 AM
You know who else was indicted out of the Southern District of New York following an investigation that was primarily conducted during the first Trump administration (and then convicted by a federal jury and sentenced to 45 years in prison)?
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This is the story of another guy indicted in the Southern District of New York, who Trump just pardoned. One of Trump's personal lawyers and appointee was even part of the prosecution! donmoynihan.substack.com/p/pardon-the...
December 3, 2025 at 2:31 AM
This is the story of another guy indicted in the Southern District of New York, who Trump just pardoned. One of Trump's personal lawyers and appointee was even part of the prosecution! donmoynihan.substack.com/p/pardon-the...
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The biggest hypocrite of the Lane Kiffin saga is not Lane himself. It's Jeff Landry, who pretended he was going to take on the buyout industrial complex and then did the opposite. Maybe, one day, an SEC or Big Ten governor will have the courage of their convictions on this slate.com/culture/2025...
Lane Kiffin Is Not the Biggest Hypocrite in His Own Move to LSU
Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry’s shamelessness really stands out.
slate.com
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The biggest hypocrite of the Lane Kiffin saga is not Lane himself. It's Jeff Landry, who pretended he was going to take on the buyout industrial complex and then did the opposite. Maybe, one day, an SEC or Big Ten governor will have the courage of their convictions on this slate.com/culture/2025...
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Penn State’s AD managed to generate hundreds of thousands of dollars in annual tithing increases for the LDS church in like 24 hours. That’s more than most people can pull off on an entire 2 year mission
December 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Penn State’s AD managed to generate hundreds of thousands of dollars in annual tithing increases for the LDS church in like 24 hours. That’s more than most people can pull off on an entire 2 year mission
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extremely funny that the Penn State turmoil is happening on the same day that James Franklin is flipping multiple blue chip former Penn State commits with spectacular names
okay maybe James Franklin hasn't lost it because he just signed a gigantic offensive lineman named Roseby "Purgatory" Lubintus
December 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM
extremely funny that the Penn State turmoil is happening on the same day that James Franklin is flipping multiple blue chip former Penn State commits with spectacular names
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for going on ten years, every time the College Football Playoff chair tries to explain why they ranked the teams the way they did, their answers somehow make it less clear
CFP chair Hunter Yurachek: "We're not comparing Notre Dame and Miami side-by-side." Says the grouping has mostly been Alabama, Notre Dame, BYU and Miami, so that one H2H result is one of multiple factors at play.
December 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
for going on ten years, every time the College Football Playoff chair tries to explain why they ranked the teams the way they did, their answers somehow make it less clear
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They always were, and I talk about it at length in that article up there.
Stands to reason that the human polls (and now, the committee) would be more swayed by tradition and narrative. Computers don’t care about your reputation!
Stands to reason that the human polls (and now, the committee) would be more swayed by tradition and narrative. Computers don’t care about your reputation!
The computers being slightly more friendly to the non-power schools is an odd realization.
December 3, 2025 at 1:28 AM
They always were, and I talk about it at length in that article up there.
Stands to reason that the human polls (and now, the committee) would be more swayed by tradition and narrative. Computers don’t care about your reputation!
Stands to reason that the human polls (and now, the committee) would be more swayed by tradition and narrative. Computers don’t care about your reputation!
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We were so mean to those sweet little computers.
They had no conflicts of interest. They had no takes. They weren’t athletic directors with a million other job responsibilities. They just wanted to give us football numbers and we hated them for it
They had no conflicts of interest. They had no takes. They weren’t athletic directors with a million other job responsibilities. They just wanted to give us football numbers and we hated them for it
December 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
We were so mean to those sweet little computers.
They had no conflicts of interest. They had no takes. They weren’t athletic directors with a million other job responsibilities. They just wanted to give us football numbers and we hated them for it
They had no conflicts of interest. They had no takes. They weren’t athletic directors with a million other job responsibilities. They just wanted to give us football numbers and we hated them for it
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🗣️🗣️🗣️BRING BACK THE COMPUTERS
OK Computers: A Formal Apology to College Football’s Biggest Scapegoat
The BCS era was defined by college football fans getting mad at a set of computer formulas. But math was never the problem with the old system—and the sport’s new selection process has only gotten wor...
www.theringer.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:31 AM
🗣️🗣️🗣️BRING BACK THE COMPUTERS
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Sure ain't saying UCLA will ever again be good, but Chesney sure felt to me like a better bet for your non-UCLA school than the guy you hired instead
December 1, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Sure ain't saying UCLA will ever again be good, but Chesney sure felt to me like a better bet for your non-UCLA school than the guy you hired instead
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Everyone: We need to fire our coach and hire The Next Cignetti
Also everyone: Cignetti's JMU replacement has the same track record, including quickly rebuilding JMU after Cignetti left, but let's leave him to UCLA while looking elsewhere. Elsewhere could be anything, maybe even The Next Cignetti
Also everyone: Cignetti's JMU replacement has the same track record, including quickly rebuilding JMU after Cignetti left, but let's leave him to UCLA while looking elsewhere. Elsewhere could be anything, maybe even The Next Cignetti
December 1, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Everyone: We need to fire our coach and hire The Next Cignetti
Also everyone: Cignetti's JMU replacement has the same track record, including quickly rebuilding JMU after Cignetti left, but let's leave him to UCLA while looking elsewhere. Elsewhere could be anything, maybe even The Next Cignetti
Also everyone: Cignetti's JMU replacement has the same track record, including quickly rebuilding JMU after Cignetti left, but let's leave him to UCLA while looking elsewhere. Elsewhere could be anything, maybe even The Next Cignetti
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I like that the "woo yay chaos, Duke destroy the ACC and get JMU in while #10.1 Miami misses again" thing requires simply placing faith in that most stable of elements: Duke football
Tbh I didn't think the committee would paint itself into this corner by ranking JMU tonight. We're really doing this
Tbh I didn't think the committee would paint itself into this corner by ranking JMU tonight. We're really doing this
December 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I like that the "woo yay chaos, Duke destroy the ACC and get JMU in while #10.1 Miami misses again" thing requires simply placing faith in that most stable of elements: Duke football
Tbh I didn't think the committee would paint itself into this corner by ranking JMU tonight. We're really doing this
Tbh I didn't think the committee would paint itself into this corner by ranking JMU tonight. We're really doing this
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If BYU wins, Notre Dame misses (unless Bama gets blown out badly or something). Mormons vs Catholics proxy war. Also if the committee finally swaps Miami and Notre Dame right at the end, when they're the first two teams out anyway, Sebastian the Ibis is allowed to commit one crime for free
December 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
If BYU wins, Notre Dame misses (unless Bama gets blown out badly or something). Mormons vs Catholics proxy war. Also if the committee finally swaps Miami and Notre Dame right at the end, when they're the first two teams out anyway, Sebastian the Ibis is allowed to commit one crime for free
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If Virginia, JMU, and UNLV lose, perhaps the world would rather see a 10-3 Kennesaw State than an 8-5 Duke. We had to play Indiana you know. Did Duke have to play Indiana
Just had a conclave w/ @jasonkirk.fyi and I'm ready to release the following probability: The Playoff chances of the 9-3 Kennesaw State Owls are lower than 1% but considerably higher than 0.0%
December 3, 2025 at 1:46 AM
If Virginia, JMU, and UNLV lose, perhaps the world would rather see a 10-3 Kennesaw State than an 8-5 Duke. We had to play Indiana you know. Did Duke have to play Indiana
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The three categories of Kiffin Gossip now flooding out of Oxford are The Dog Is Fake, He Is A Yoga Nuisance, and the other one. My personal favorite is Dog
December 2, 2025 at 3:37 AM
The three categories of Kiffin Gossip now flooding out of Oxford are The Dog Is Fake, He Is A Yoga Nuisance, and the other one. My personal favorite is Dog
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Hey signing day is tomorrow. By the time Penn State ends its eight-week search and hires a coach, ~90% of this class will have signed elsewhere, maybe including four of these five commits. (These four could go to Virginia Tech, which could give VT its first top-25 class since 2018)
December 3, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Hey signing day is tomorrow. By the time Penn State ends its eight-week search and hires a coach, ~90% of this class will have signed elsewhere, maybe including four of these five commits. (These four could go to Virginia Tech, which could give VT its first top-25 class since 2018)
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Duke can now reach levels of ACC previously thought impossible
JMU is ranked!!!! at No. 25.
That means two Group of 5 champions could make the field if 7-5 Duke wins the ACC title game!!!
That means two Group of 5 champions could make the field if 7-5 Duke wins the ACC title game!!!
December 3, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Duke can now reach levels of ACC previously thought impossible
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"Lane Kiffin had a dog just for PR purposes" is my Carl Hiaasen "I quit because Florida keeps making up real stories even I couldn't make up"
December 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
"Lane Kiffin had a dog just for PR purposes" is my Carl Hiaasen "I quit because Florida keeps making up real stories even I couldn't make up"
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hot yoga fraud!!!!
December 2, 2025 at 3:10 AM
hot yoga fraud!!!!