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Jock Cartier
@jockcartier.bsky.social
Pirate of the St. Lawrence. Absurdist. Dry, sarcastic, sardonic, occasionally funny. Rambling about whatever occurs to me. Usually sports & Canadiana
But isn't the whole point of a sandwich is every bit should get a bit of everything?
November 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
But, how?!
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November 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Good grief. I like to try to give kids the benefit of the doubt, but we are less far removed from CD's than we were from 8-tracks and records when I was a kid, and we didn't have any trouble comprehending those
November 22, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I don’t think they were ever more than a tool for the Bombers to get their “loan” forgiven

They didn’t even try. They were nothing more than date fillers
November 21, 2025 at 9:49 PM
They don’t award style points
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November 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
They did let them finish, so I’ll give them partial credit at least

Would be nice if they gave an official banned certificate. Could frame it and display it prominently!
November 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
And its not so much floorspace as theoretical three dimensional volume available 😉
November 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Track looks decent… no random rebar sticking out anywhere
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November 21, 2025 at 8:11 AM
I guess it can mean either, so it's kinda it's own antonym

I was listening to a podcast, and they described rural Russia as decadent, and I was like, they still don't have indoor plumbing, wtf... but they didn't seem to be using it as a compliment
November 21, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Shouldn’t a kicker be flexing his quad?
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November 21, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Idea for next year
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November 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I get as a tv product, this is the the best way, but it would have been a great product last year. So yeah, my main thing is the timing/giving the teams proper prep so they can plan their year around the Olympics rather than trials

Whether it's via points, bonspiel or bonspiels, I'm open to debate
November 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I remember we played a drinking game to that movie in college. One drink every time one of them transformed.

I don't think I made it 40 minutes
November 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Why did the comet get kicked out of the vegan restaurant?

It was a meteor!
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November 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM