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Jock Cartier
@jockcartier.bsky.social
Pirate of the St. Lawrence. Absurdist. Dry, sarcastic, sardonic, occasionally funny. Rambling about whatever occurs to me. Usually sports & Canadiana
If you beat the buffet, the meal should be on the house. It’s only fair.
November 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Can't be that uncomfortable... there is a dude wandering around with no shoes
November 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
November 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I kinda miss Qualifying. The stress, the drama, the CONCACAFing
November 19, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I don’t know, most of this is covered in the average lunchroom convo 😂
November 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Let's never forget the nightmare fuel that was TSN AI
November 17, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Isn't it about time to blow it up?
November 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Ticket prices shored up a bit at the low end. The number of tickets available has continued growing however. Holding out for some last minute greenies?
November 12, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Can split this one with the Leafs! 😜
November 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band

Thunderface!
November 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I need a ruling @vincentrule.bsky.social
November 9, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I doubt anyone will manage to score in this... but if they do, I look forward to the celly
November 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
The USports men's soccer championship in Toronto today had a shovel break
November 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
On the upside, we get to see this replayed a million times this week... and who doesn't enjoy that?!
November 9, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Just the kinda wholesome boy you wanna take home to meet your parents!
November 9, 2025 at 12:38 AM
November 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Hook. It. To. My. Veins.

#HardyCup
November 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I must say, it's almost impressive the strange production issues Canada West/Telus has managed to recreate in the digital age with their Hardy Cup playoff coverage the last two weeks.

Even most amazing, this isn't even streaming, this is linear tv
November 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
November 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
November 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Some pretty good discounts from last weekend.

Cheapest ticket $167 (was $227, down 26%)
Most expensive ticket $622 (was $826, down 25%)
Most common ticket ranges $250-300 (was $375-425, down ~38%)

If the Riders don't win this weekend, these will plummet further
November 7, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I was wondering thru a store, and was more than a little taken aback seeing a display with the old Sega Genesis branding, and wondered WTF was that

Apparently, they are little dioramas.

I don't know who's buying this, cause I basically am the target demo, and I think it's a terrible idea
November 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Never seen their walk-out gear? You’d think they were on a polar expedition
November 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Good signing. Kinda amazing NY let her go. Canadians will enjoy some Aussie-style basketball
November 5, 2025 at 1:33 AM
November 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM