aka Jonquil
@jnql.bsky.social
Friendly lurker. Writes occasionally. Has been funny once or twice. More afraid of you than you are of her.
I'm gonna nuzlocke Scarlet. I'm probably not going to live-skeet it this time. But I'm considering streaming it? idk? The world is burning and I'm already low-key having a midlife crisis, why not spend an irresponsible amount of money on a capture card amirite
June 12, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I'm gonna nuzlocke Scarlet. I'm probably not going to live-skeet it this time. But I'm considering streaming it? idk? The world is burning and I'm already low-key having a midlife crisis, why not spend an irresponsible amount of money on a capture card amirite
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At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
April 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
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The only way all of this doesn’t annihilate the GOP for a generation is if Democrats bungle the moment in a truly historic way, so let’s call it a coin toss
April 6, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The only way all of this doesn’t annihilate the GOP for a generation is if Democrats bungle the moment in a truly historic way, so let’s call it a coin toss
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Ohh "America First" was a hit list
April 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Ohh "America First" was a hit list
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Wry irony is good insulation against the horrors of the world but some people have grown to feel like it’s the only language you can speak and as good as it feels to be that way it doesn’t really help anyone or anything
March 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Wry irony is good insulation against the horrors of the world but some people have grown to feel like it’s the only language you can speak and as good as it feels to be that way it doesn’t really help anyone or anything
So someone asked me to participate in a soul link nuzlocke while I was already mid pokemon bender, and now the very concept of nuzlocke has hijacked all my dopamine receptors.
Someone is also a more responsible adult than I am, so this is not about that.
Someone is also a more responsible adult than I am, so this is not about that.
March 9, 2025 at 7:21 AM
So someone asked me to participate in a soul link nuzlocke while I was already mid pokemon bender, and now the very concept of nuzlocke has hijacked all my dopamine receptors.
Someone is also a more responsible adult than I am, so this is not about that.
Someone is also a more responsible adult than I am, so this is not about that.
just had my pen die while I was in the middle of writing "passive aggressive"...?
March 5, 2025 at 3:40 AM
just had my pen die while I was in the middle of writing "passive aggressive"...?
Oh my god I just heard let me blow ya mind in a podcast ad, just put me in the fucking ground already
February 9, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Oh my god I just heard let me blow ya mind in a podcast ad, just put me in the fucking ground already
Really can't handle the way they're finding new and exciting ways to make things even worse every single day.
February 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Really can't handle the way they're finding new and exciting ways to make things even worse every single day.
Too many of us had our high school government and economics classes taught by a random football coach to justify keeping them on the payroll and it shows.
February 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Too many of us had our high school government and economics classes taught by a random football coach to justify keeping them on the payroll and it shows.
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Elon Musk you did it man. Everyone thinks it's so epic that you're ruining everything. They're saying wow elon is so cool and also his posts are so funny
February 3, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Elon Musk you did it man. Everyone thinks it's so epic that you're ruining everything. They're saying wow elon is so cool and also his posts are so funny
Two main takeaways from my Spotify Wrapped:
1. Damn I really was kinda going through it this year wasn't I
2. I've got to listen to more music and fewer podcasts, this playlist is basically just "Songs You Listened To 3+ Times"
1. Damn I really was kinda going through it this year wasn't I
2. I've got to listen to more music and fewer podcasts, this playlist is basically just "Songs You Listened To 3+ Times"
December 5, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Two main takeaways from my Spotify Wrapped:
1. Damn I really was kinda going through it this year wasn't I
2. I've got to listen to more music and fewer podcasts, this playlist is basically just "Songs You Listened To 3+ Times"
1. Damn I really was kinda going through it this year wasn't I
2. I've got to listen to more music and fewer podcasts, this playlist is basically just "Songs You Listened To 3+ Times"
A group of bookstores is called a TBR pile.
November 27, 2024 at 10:16 PM
A group of bookstores is called a TBR pile.
I finally took care of something that has been stressing me out for over a month. It was not hard. It went better than I could have hoped for. Rest assured that I will be taking 0 lessons away from this and will definitely experience crippling anxiety about something minor again in the near future.
November 19, 2024 at 11:03 PM
I finally took care of something that has been stressing me out for over a month. It was not hard. It went better than I could have hoped for. Rest assured that I will be taking 0 lessons away from this and will definitely experience crippling anxiety about something minor again in the near future.
Having anxiety is neat because you get to have the same pit-of-your-stomach dread of having to show your parents a bad report card, but there's no report card or reason at all and also I'm a grown woman in my 30s.
August 12, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Having anxiety is neat because you get to have the same pit-of-your-stomach dread of having to show your parents a bad report card, but there's no report card or reason at all and also I'm a grown woman in my 30s.
Me, washing my anxiety medication down with a monster energy drink: I don't understand why this isn't working better
August 5, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Me, washing my anxiety medication down with a monster energy drink: I don't understand why this isn't working better
My favorite part of ordering Uber Eats is watching the little car icon on the map fuckin Tokyo Drift through entire city blocks to pick up my order.
August 1, 2024 at 12:30 AM
My favorite part of ordering Uber Eats is watching the little car icon on the map fuckin Tokyo Drift through entire city blocks to pick up my order.
I don't remember cap'n crunch being the color of cheez-its but it's really ruining my depression meal
July 26, 2024 at 1:28 AM
I don't remember cap'n crunch being the color of cheez-its but it's really ruining my depression meal
Sundays are for spending irresponsible amounts of money on delivery tacos to try to convince yourself that you should continue existing through the coming workweek.
July 1, 2024 at 1:37 AM
Sundays are for spending irresponsible amounts of money on delivery tacos to try to convince yourself that you should continue existing through the coming workweek.
Professionalism is resisting the urge to tell your coworker that her shitty bf is never going to propose to her whenever she's being weirdly passive-aggressive toward you (which is approximately most of the time)
June 25, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Professionalism is resisting the urge to tell your coworker that her shitty bf is never going to propose to her whenever she's being weirdly passive-aggressive toward you (which is approximately most of the time)
It is what it is, but...should it be?
June 12, 2024 at 3:57 PM
It is what it is, but...should it be?
guys why does this seagull look like HP Lovecraft
May 16, 2024 at 7:14 PM
guys why does this seagull look like HP Lovecraft
Someone help I don't know how to tell my underling to quit sticking his hand fully INTO his pants to vigorously tuck his shirt in—and I mean like he's getting WAY down in there—because I never thought this would be a conversation I would need to have with an adult in a professional setting
May 10, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Someone help I don't know how to tell my underling to quit sticking his hand fully INTO his pants to vigorously tuck his shirt in—and I mean like he's getting WAY down in there—because I never thought this would be a conversation I would need to have with an adult in a professional setting