The meaning of life:
People need other people.
L’enfer c’est les autres.
#haiku #haikusforreallife #sartre #hellisotherpeople #meaningoflife #badpoetryohnoetry
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Carrie Underwood’s
Sunday night football song sounds
Like a theremin
Carrie Underwood’s
Sunday night football song sounds
Like a theremin
We’ve seen ICE pepper spray babies, disappear US citizens, slam distraught mothers and fathers to the ground—now they’re terrorizing St. Paul.
ICE is out of control and should be abolished.
We’ve seen ICE pepper spray babies, disappear US citizens, slam distraught mothers and fathers to the ground—now they’re terrorizing St. Paul.
ICE is out of control and should be abolished.
We’re fighting to make our city affordable and accountable.
Election Day is tomorrow. Let’s win this.
We’re fighting to make our city affordable and accountable.
Election Day is tomorrow. Let’s win this.
I am catching fish
After fish, and you have not
Caught a single one
@jwenst.bsky.social #lakemendota #fishing #panfish #wasow #madison #wisconsin #haikusforreallife #haiku #badpoetryohnoetry #sunfish
I am catching fish
After fish, and you have not
Caught a single one
@jwenst.bsky.social #lakemendota #fishing #panfish #wasow #madison #wisconsin #haikusforreallife #haiku #badpoetryohnoetry #sunfish
You can’t fire someone
For publishing statistics
You don’t agree with.
#nokings #statistics #youreconomyisfailing #ourpresidentisacoward #theemperorhasnoclothes #badpoetryohnoetry #haiku #haikusforrreallife
You can’t fire someone
For publishing statistics
You don’t agree with.
#nokings #statistics #youreconomyisfailing #ourpresidentisacoward #theemperorhasnoclothes #badpoetryohnoetry #haiku #haikusforrreallife
I’m already late
I might as well make myself
Another latte
#haiku #haikuforreallife #delonghi #athomeespresso #oatmilklatte #alwayslate
I’m already late
I might as well make myself
Another latte
#haiku #haikuforreallife #delonghi #athomeespresso #oatmilklatte #alwayslate
What if computers became sentient?
The actual horrible future:
What if autocorrect was fascist?
What if computers became sentient?
The actual horrible future:
What if autocorrect was fascist?
No money for the
Weather service but plenty
For the gestapo
#fundtheweatherservice #fuckice #abolishice #peopleoverprofits #climatechangeisreal #climatejusticenow #nokings #haiku #haikusforreallife #badpoetryohnoetry #politicalpoems
No money for the
Weather service but plenty
For the gestapo
#fundtheweatherservice #fuckice #abolishice #peopleoverprofits #climatechangeisreal #climatejusticenow #nokings #haiku #haikusforreallife #badpoetryohnoetry #politicalpoems
You take our health care
To fund concentration camps
And concentrate wealth
#medicaidforall #minnesota #billionairesshouldnotexist #nokings #resist #disabilityjustice #haiku #badpoetryohnoetry
You take our health care
To fund concentration camps
And concentrate wealth
#medicaidforall #minnesota #billionairesshouldnotexist #nokings #resist #disabilityjustice #haiku #badpoetryohnoetry
I’m in my ‘I can’t
Remember if I took my
Meds or not’ Era
I’m in my ‘I can’t
Remember if I took my
Meds or not’ Era
JD Vance thinks that is "minutiae."
Ernst doesn't care because "we're all gonna die."
McConnell says people will "get over it."
Don't EVER let Republicans live this down.
JD Vance thinks that is "minutiae."
Ernst doesn't care because "we're all gonna die."
McConnell says people will "get over it."
Don't EVER let Republicans live this down.
1/ NEW Medicaid cuts, so now 17 million - instead of 16M - lose health care.
1/ NEW Medicaid cuts, so now 17 million - instead of 16M - lose health care.
JFK Jr’s
MAHA is Policy-Based
Evidence Making
#fuckmaha #mahakills #vaccinescience #believescience #publichealthissexy #haiku #badpoetryohnoetry #haikusforreallife #vaccinateyourkids
JFK Jr’s
MAHA is Policy-Based
Evidence Making
#fuckmaha #mahakills #vaccinescience #believescience #publichealthissexy #haiku #badpoetryohnoetry #haikusforreallife #vaccinateyourkids