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Sarky polyglot (🇫🇮 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇸🇪 🇩🇪 🇪🇪 🇷🇺 🇪🇸) cinephile baking enthusiast with a vivid imagination and a sweet tooth. 🇫🇮
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🧠 My last 3 braincells 📽️🎞️
November 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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⚔️🪄 Not that the original #Deathstalker was particularly good besides the fair share of T&A so I wasn't really expecting the remake to be any good. And while it's surprisingly bloody and gory and there's commendable amount of practical effects it's basically just as poor. 📽️🎞️
Poster for the sword and sorcery film 'Deathstalker' (2025), a remake of the film of the same name from 1983. Directed by Steven Kostanski. Starring Daniel Bernhardt, Patton Oswalt, Laurie Field, Christina Orjalo, Paul Lazenby and Nina Bergman. On the poster images of eight different characters from the film against the backdrop of mountains with the tagline "Evil has many names. Adventure has only one..." at the top of the poster. Frame from the sword and sorcery film 'Deathstalker' (2025). On the foreground on the left side of the frame a close-up of a long brown haired man (Daniel Bernhardt as Deathstalker). On the background on the right a troll standing in front of the entrance of a tavern. Frame from the sword and sorcery film 'Deathstalker' (2025). Long brown haired warrior (Daniel Bernhardt as Deathstalker) with a sword on his back (on the left) hiding behind a rock in a forest with a pointy nosed non-human midget wizard (Laurie Field as Doodad, voiced by Patton Oswalt) wearing a hooded robe (on the right).
November 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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🌕🐺 Even though #WolfMan isn't a home run like The Invisible Man, in my books it's still an enjoyable enough horror film. And I totally appreciate its effort to try and bring something new to the genre even if those choices don't end up landing necessarily as well as the filmmakers probably hoped. 📽️🎞️
Poster for the horror film 'Wolf Man' (2025). Directed by Leigh Whannell. Starring Christopher Abbott, Julia Garner, Matilda Firth and Sam Jaeger. On the poster an image of a brown haired girl (Matilda Firth as Ginger Lovell) and a short haired blonde woman (Julia Garner as Charlotte Lovell) walking holding hands in the woods at night. The woman has a flashlight in her right hand. There's a full moon on the night sky and a house in the distance. There's a tagline "Protect your own" on the left edge of the frame on top of the film's title. Frame from the horror film 'Wolf Man' (2025). View through the left side window of a truck that's hanging up a tree at night. There's a man lying on his back down on the ground. Dark haired man (Christopher Abbott as Blake Lovell) sitting on the driver's seat seen on the wing mirror. Frame from the horror film 'Wolf Man' (2025). View from above of three people hiding on top of a plastic tubed greenhouse at night, a man (Christopher Abbott as Blake Lovell) and a woman (Julia Garner as Charlotte Lovell) sitting next to each other on the top of the frame and a girl (Matilda Firth as Ginger Lovell) lying on her stomach at the bottom of the frame.
November 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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🌍💎 Released #OnThisDay 40 years ago. Surprisingly decent epic adventure film from the producer duo Golan-Globus based on the H. Rider Haggard novel of the same name. Certainly one of the better Indiana Jones "rip-offs" out there. #KingSolomonsMines 📽️🎞️
Poster for the adventure film 'King Solomon's Mines' (1985). Directed by J. Lee Thompson. Starring Richard Chamberlain, Sharon Stone, Herbert Lom, John Rhys-Davies and Ken Gampu. On the poster an illustration of a bearded brown haired man wearing a khaki safari uniform and a brimmed hat with a leopard skin band around it and holdng a sawed off double barreled shotgun in his right hand, there's a blonde woman holding a revolver in her right hand behind him on the left. Above them on the top left corner there's an illustration of a biplane. On the left edge of the poster there's an illustration of African natives, a snake wrapped around a tree trunk with skulls on it and two crocodiles. On the right there are illustrations of the film's foes on top of each other, on top a moustached German officer wearing a pith helmet and holding a lit cigarette in his left hand, a bearded dark haired Arab pointing a revolver with his left hand and an old wrinkled African witch wrapped in leopard skin. At the bottom illustrations of a train and golden treasures. On the top left corner the tagline "An All New Adventure". On the top right corner under Richard Chamberlain's name the tagline "Deep in the jungles of Africa, In a cave of death, Lies the treasure of...". Below the film's title the final tagline "The adventure of a lifetime". Frame from the adventure film 'King Solomon's Mines' (1985). Two men fighting underneath a moving train. A bearded man's head (Richard Chamberlain as Allan Quatermain) is being pushed out from under the railway carriage. Frame from the adventure film 'King Solomon's Mines' (1985). A bearded white man with dark brown hair (Richard Chamberlain as Allan Quatermain) wearing a green safari outfit holding a blonde white woman (Sharon Stone as Jesse Huston) wearing a jeweled crown and a yellow shirt. Crowd of African tribesmen standing in the background.
November 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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❄️ Even though I'm no fan of the cold I still much rather take cold and snow over cold and rain. 🇫🇮
View of a freezing lake from a snow coverd shore. There's three green rowing boats (two overturned and the one in the middle right way up) on the shore. There's an island in the distance on the lake. Cloudy sky above. Snowy fence-lined path through a birch forest. There's a wooden bridge crossing a stream on the foreground.
November 22, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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📚 #ReadingNow Lee Child & Andrew Child: In Too Deep 📖
Cover of the Finnish edition of Lee & Andrew Child's thriller novel 'In Too Deep' (2024), the 29th book in the Jack Reacher series. Titled 'Ansassa' (literal translation: "In a Trap") in Finnish. On the cover a man standing with his back to the viewer on a dark road illuminated by the car lights of an approachign vehicle.
November 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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No idea what the makers of #GodzillaXKongTheNewEmpire were taking (💊, 🍄 or 🚬?)... 😮 But holy hell what a ludicrously silly ridiculous film it is! 😳 Albeit surprisingly somewhat entertaining given how much of the film is just CGI creatures battling each other. 📽️🎞️
Poster for the monster movie 'Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire' (2024), the fifth film in the Monsterverse franchise. Directed by Adam Wingard. Starring Rebecca Hall, Dan Stevens, Brian Tyree Henry, Kaylee Hottle and Alex Ferns. On the poster Godzilla, a giant prehistoric amphibious reptile, and Kong, a giant ape with a yellow exoskeletal glove on its right hand, are charging towards the viewer with a group of military helicopters flying in front of them. There's a tagline "Rise togeter or fall alone" in pink letters at the bottom. Frame from the monster movie 'Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire' (2024). Close-up of a stern looking giant ape with black hair holding a battle axe that's resting on its right shoulder in his right hand and looking down at a juvenile ape (the right side of its head visible on the bottom left corner of the frame) with orange hair. Frame from the monster movie 'Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire' (2024). Close-up of an angry looking giant prehistoric amphibious reptile, Godzilla.
November 20, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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I realize this is quite a minor gripe... But even though American TV shows and movies have got a lot better with getting their facts right about Finns and Finland, they still never get the accent right (unless they hire actual Finns, which they rarely actually do). 🇫🇮
Frame from the animated TV series 'The Simsons' (1989-), episode 'Frinkenstein's Monster' (S35E11). Close-up of a computer screen showing a Zoom meeting with three windows. On the top left corner a man (Onni Korhonen) with yellow skin and sand coloured hair sitting in front of a glass window showing a nuclear power plant with a Finnish flag (a blue Nordic cross on a white background) flying on top of one of the buldings. On the top right corner a spectacled woman (Dr. Spivak voiced by Amanda Seyfried) with yellow skin and brown hair sitting in an office. At the bottom a bald headed man (Homer Simpson voiced by Dan Castellaneta) with yellow skin sitting in a kitchen.
November 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Tonight I learned what's Spanish for MILF. 🫣 So Monday wasn't a completely useless day. 🫢
November 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Vaikka selkeä voitto saatiin Pukin jäähyväisten kunniaksi, niin luvattoman paljon maalipaikkoja tuhlailtiin kieltämättä tänäänkin, paikkoja nimittäin olisi ollut nakuttaa maalitaululle tuplat lopullisista. Ja mahtuihan matsiin heikko jaksokin, vaikka vastus on mitä on. 🤨 #Huuhkajat 🦉 #FINAND 🇫🇮⚽️🇦🇩
November 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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#Huuhkajat 🦉 #FINAND 🇫🇮⚽️🇦🇩
a soccer player wearing sunglasses and a pukki party shirt
ALT: a soccer player wearing sunglasses and a pukki party shirt
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November 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Onhan 🐐 kieltämättä yksi suomalaisen jalkapallon suurimmista, jota ilman tuskin oltaisiin EM-kisoihin päästy vieläkään, mutta onhan tuo jo jonkin aikaa ollut myös nähtävissä, että pilliin olisi voinut viheltää maajoukkueuran osalta jo aiemminkin. 👏 #Huuhkajat 🦉 #FINAND 🇫🇮⚽️🇦🇩
Valkoinen painatus sinisessä paidassa maalia juhlivasta Teemu Pukista maajoukkuepaidassa numerolla 10. White printing on a blue shirt of Finnish footballer Teemu Pukki celebrating a goal playing for the Finnish national team with a #10 jersey.
November 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Se olis sitten kasvojenpesun paikka häpeällisen Malta-kotitappion jäljiltä. Eli AINOASTAAN Andorran pieksäminen kunnolla kelpaa! 😠 #Huuhkajat 🦉 #FINAND 🇫🇮⚽️🇦🇩
November 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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😮 Count yourself lucky humans didn't evolve from lemurs, ladies! ♀️
qi.com Quite Interesting @qi.com · 6d
Lemurs’ vaginas have no permanent opening. For 24 to 72 hours in July of a good year, their vagina will open, there’s a brief frenzy of mating and then they close up again.
A lemur
November 17, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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🌨️ It's snowing again! 🇫🇮
November 17, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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🍽️ I've yet to make a veggie lasagne that I'd actually care for but THIS I liked even though it's got no animal protein. 🤔
nigella.bsky.social Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 6d
#RecipeOfTheDay is a lasagne-ish bake consisting of a pile-up of soft tortillas with, in between them, a riotous assembly of tomato, red pepper, onion, chilli, corn and cheese – which is why, indeed, I have decided to call it Tortilla Lasagne! www.nigella.com/recipes/tort...
Tortilla Lasagne
Many of you might have noticed this recipe has had a name-change: somewhat lazily, and definitely erroneously, I’ve always called it “Mexican Lasagne”; I’m far happier with its new name, Tortilla Lasa...
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November 17, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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"We get the best of both worlds. The fastest reflexes modern technology has to offer, onboard computer assisted memory, and a lifetime of on-the-street law enforcement programming. It's my great pleasure to present you... RoboCop."
November 17, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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🚂👫 I was reminded of the classic British tragic romance film #BriefEncounter earlier in the week, and since it's been on my watchlist for heaven knows how long, I figured it had finally come the time to watch it... 📽️🎞️
Poster for the British romantic tragedy 'Brief Encounter' (1945). Based on the play 'Still Life' by Noël Coward. Directed by David Lean. Starring Celia Johnson, Trevor Howard, Stanley Holloway, Joyce Carey and Cyril Raymond. The poster has a yellow background. All the texts are in black letters, except for the film's title which is in white on black background. On the left edge of the poster a black and white illustration of the film's two stars' faces on top of each other (Trevor Howard on top and Celia Johnson below). At the bottom left corner an illustration of a female cafe owner (Joyce Carey as Myrtle Bago) standing at a counter with a uniformed male ticket inspector (Stanley Holloway as Albert Godby). At the bottom of the poster an illustration of a woman (Celia Johnson as Laura Jesson) facing a man (Trevor Howard as Dr. Alec Harvey) on a railway platform. She's on the left and he's on the right. She's wearing a hat and a trenchcoat and holding her hands in the pockets. He's wearing a suit and a coat and holding his hat in his hands in front of him. There's a railway line and a covered railway platform with a station building in the background. Black and white frame from the British romantic tragedy 'Brief Encounter' (1945). Short haired woman (Celia Johnson as Laura Jesson) on the left facing a man (Trevor Howard as Dr Alec Harvey) on the right standing at a counter of a railway refreshment room. Black and white frame from the British romantic tragedy 'Brief Encounter' (1945). Short haired woman (Celia Johnson as Laura Jesson) on the left standing at the open window of train facing a man (Trevor Howard as Dr Alec Harvey) on the right standing on the railway platform outside the train.
November 16, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Finnish alpine skier finally on the World Cup podium again... 💪😮 #FISAlpine ⛷️ #WorldCupLevi 🇫🇮
November 16, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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🔫🚘 Quite a tight lil' road movie thriller this was! Proving that sometimes it's good to just keep things short and simple. #Cohen&Tate #CohenAndTate 📽️🎞️
Poster for the road movie thriller 'Cohen & Tate' (1989). Directed by Eric Red. Starring Roy Scheider, Adam Baldwin and Harley Cross. On top of the poster the tagline "They were hired killers going up against the deadliest force of all. Each other." in white letters. On the poster close-ups of of the film's two stars faces (Roy Scheider on the left and Adam Baldwin on the right). Below Scheider's face an image of a yellow car smashing through a wooden police barricade and below Baldwin's face an image of an exploding police car. In between on the foreground an image of a man wearing a trenchcoat standing at night in the middle of a damp highway holding a pistol in his left hand.Poster for the road movie thriller 'Cohen & Tate' (1989). Directed by Eric Red. Starring Roy Scheider, Adam Baldwin and Harley Cross. Frame from the road movie thriller 'Cohen & Tate' (1989). Close-up of a stern looking brown haired middle-aged man (Roy Scheider as Cohen) wearing a trenchcoat and black gloves pointing a pistol at the camera standing inside a house. Frame from the road movie thriller 'Cohen & Tate' (1989). View through the windshield of three people sitting inside a moving car at night. Sitting behind the wheel on the right a brown haired older man (Roy Scheider as Cohen) wearing a trenchcoat and black gloves. Sitting on the front passenger seat on the left a dark haired younger man (Adam Baldwin as Tate) wearing a black leather jacket and a T-shirt. Sitting in middle of the backseat a scared 9 year old brown haired boy (Harley Cross as Travis Knight).
November 16, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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🎄 Share a Christmas movie 📽️🎞️

The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996)
Frame from the action thriller 'The Long Kiss Goodnight' (1996). An older man and a younger woman (Geena Davis as Charly Baltimore/Samantha Caine) with long dark brown hair sitting in a horse-drawn sleigh dressed as Santa Claus and Mrs. Santa Claus and waving to the crowd along the street watching the Christmas parade. Frame from the action thriller 'The Long Kiss Goodnight' (1996). Close-up of a woman (Geena Davis as Charly Baltimore/Samantha Caine) with long dark brown hair dressed as Mrs. Claus. Frame from the action thriller 'The Long Kiss Goodnight' (1996). Close-up of an older male Christmas caroler wearing a brimmed hat, a tweed scart and a black coat being threatened with a pump action shotgun. Frame from the action thriller 'The Long Kiss Goodnight' (1996). View of the Rainbow Bridge crossing the Niagara River at night. Niagara Falls in the background. An overturned tanker truck sliding on its side on the bridge. Christmas lights decorating an arch on the bridge.
November 15, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Turpaan joltain Maltalta KOTONA... 😐 #FriisUlos 🤬 #Huuhkajat 🦉 #FINMLT 🇫🇮⚽️🇲🇹 #WCQ
November 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Eiköhän juutti ala olla nähty... 😠 #FriisUlos #Huuhkajat 🦉 #FINMLT 🇫🇮⚽️🇲🇹 #WCQ
November 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Olishan siellä ollut paikat naulata matsi jo hyvissä ajoin mutta mitä pitemmälle eka puoliaika eteni sitä tutumpaa Friisin aikakauden futista saatiin "nautittavaksi". 😐 Eihän tuosta voi kuin petrata toisella... 🤞 #Huuhkajat 🦉 #FINMLT 🇫🇮⚽️🇲🇹 #WCQ
November 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM