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Sarky polyglot (🇫🇮 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇸🇪 🇩🇪 🇪🇪 🇷🇺 🇪🇸) cinephile baking enthusiast with a vivid imagination and a sweet tooth. 🇫🇮
🧠 My last 3 braincells 📽️🎞️
November 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
⚔️🪄 But as far as sword and sorcery remakes go #Deathstalker is still fractionally better than the new #RedSonja which manages to make the original film feel like an absolute masterpiece! 😐 Takes some sort of talent to make a hodgepodge of this magnitude and still not actually land anything. 📽️🎞️
November 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
⚔️🪄 Not that the original #Deathstalker was particularly good besides the fair share of T&A so I wasn't really expecting the remake to be any good. And while it's surprisingly bloody and gory and there's commendable amount of practical effects it's basically just as poor. 📽️🎞️
November 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
🌕🐺 Even though #WolfMan isn't a home run like The Invisible Man, in my books it's still an enjoyable enough horror film. And I totally appreciate its effort to try and bring something new to the genre even if those choices don't end up landing necessarily as well as the filmmakers probably hoped. 📽️🎞️
November 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
🌍💎 Sure #KingSolomonsMines' depiction of Africa is awfully outdated and pure pulp but all the requirements for an entertaining adventure film are still there. A dashing charismatic lead, a beautiful damsel in distress, an excellent pair of dastardly foes and an epic quest to boot! 📽️🎞️
November 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
🌍💎 Released #OnThisDay 40 years ago. Surprisingly decent epic adventure film from the producer duo Golan-Globus based on the H. Rider Haggard novel of the same name. Certainly one of the better Indiana Jones "rip-offs" out there. #KingSolomonsMines 📽️🎞️
November 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
❄️ Even though I'm no fan of the cold I still much rather take cold and snow over cold and rain. 🇫🇮
November 22, 2025 at 2:01 PM
📚 #ReadingNow Lee Child & Andrew Child: In Too Deep 📖
November 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Also, watching #GodzillaXKongTheNewEmpire one can't help but feel that they tried to emulate what Taika Waititi did with his Thor films (the soundtrack and the 80s neon vibes)... 📽️🎞️
November 20, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Not that the human characters are given much room to shine since the true stars of the show are the monsters. But at least Dan Stevens understood how silly #GodzillaXKongTheNewEmpire is, and decided to head down the same path as Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park, plus crank it up few notches. 📽️🎞️
November 20, 2025 at 10:05 PM
No idea what the makers of #GodzillaXKongTheNewEmpire were taking (💊, 🍄 or 🚬?)... 😮 But holy hell what a ludicrously silly ridiculous film it is! 😳 Albeit surprisingly somewhat entertaining given how much of the film is just CGI creatures battling each other. 📽️🎞️
November 20, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Since Finnish isn't related to any of the other Nordic languages we don't speak English with an accent similar to Swedish, Norwegian, Danish or Icelandic accents. 🤨

And FYI, Finns weren't vikings either! 🇫🇮
November 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I realize this is quite a minor gripe... But even though American TV shows and movies have got a lot better with getting their facts right about Finns and Finland, they still never get the accent right (unless they hire actual Finns, which they rarely actually do). 🇫🇮
November 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Onhan 🐐 kieltämättä yksi suomalaisen jalkapallon suurimmista, jota ilman tuskin oltaisiin EM-kisoihin päästy vieläkään, mutta onhan tuo jo jonkin aikaa ollut myös nähtävissä, että pilliin olisi voinut viheltää maajoukkueuran osalta jo aiemminkin. 👏 #Huuhkajat 🦉 #FINAND 🇫🇮⚽️🇦🇩
November 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Since I don't listen to Sheryl anywhere near as much as I should (even the early stuff)... 🎶
November 17, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Wordle 1,612 2/6

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November 17, 2025 at 1:11 PM
🚂👫 ...and while I don't personally find it as brilliant and awesome as many critics and people do, I still totally get its charm and why it appeals so much to so many. After all you have to be a pretty cold-hearted bastard not to be moved by #BriefEncounter. 📽️🎞️
November 16, 2025 at 4:32 PM
🚂👫 I was reminded of the classic British tragic romance film #BriefEncounter earlier in the week, and since it's been on my watchlist for heaven knows how long, I figured it had finally come the time to watch it... 📽️🎞️
November 16, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Finnish alpine skier finally on the World Cup podium again... 💪😮 #FISAlpine ⛷️ #WorldCupLevi 🇫🇮
November 16, 2025 at 12:55 PM
🔫🚘 And even though #Cohen&Tate / #CohenAndTate is admittedly darker, more violent & action oriented I still think #TheHit would make a lovely companion piece to it if anyone's looking for double feature ideas. Even if it didn't really tickle my fancy much despite starring a trio of fine actors. 📽️🎞️
November 16, 2025 at 7:02 AM
🔫🚘 Quite a tight lil' road movie thriller this was! Proving that sometimes it's good to just keep things short and simple. #Cohen&Tate #CohenAndTate 📽️🎞️
November 16, 2025 at 7:02 AM
🎄 Share a Christmas movie 📽️🎞️

The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996)
November 15, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Turpaan joltain Maltalta KOTONA... 😐 #FriisUlos 🤬 #Huuhkajat 🦉 #FINMLT 🇫🇮⚽️🇲🇹 #WCQ
November 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Eiköhän juutti ala olla nähty... 😠 #FriisUlos #Huuhkajat 🦉 #FINMLT 🇫🇮⚽️🇲🇹 #WCQ
November 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Olishan siellä ollut paikat naulata matsi jo hyvissä ajoin mutta mitä pitemmälle eka puoliaika eteni sitä tutumpaa Friisin aikakauden futista saatiin "nautittavaksi". 😐 Eihän tuosta voi kuin petrata toisella... 🤞 #Huuhkajat 🦉 #FINMLT 🇫🇮⚽️🇲🇹 #WCQ
November 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM