Jason Titus
@jmauricetitus.bsky.social
Écrivain, scènariste. Américain. He/him, il/lui. Skeets are my own opinions and my French is bad.
Insta: @jmauricetitusofficial
Mastodon: @jmauricetitus@mstdn.social
Insta: @jmauricetitusofficial
Mastodon: @jmauricetitus@mstdn.social
man, scoffing: You think you’re some sort of intellectual.
me, enthusiastic: Actually I’m more of a ‘pseudo-intellectual’ (?) Does that make sense?
me, enthusiastic: Actually I’m more of a ‘pseudo-intellectual’ (?) Does that make sense?
November 26, 2025 at 12:07 PM
man, scoffing: You think you’re some sort of intellectual.
me, enthusiastic: Actually I’m more of a ‘pseudo-intellectual’ (?) Does that make sense?
me, enthusiastic: Actually I’m more of a ‘pseudo-intellectual’ (?) Does that make sense?
I watched a documentary on “The Match Game” this morning, so that’s where my life is at.
November 23, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I watched a documentary on “The Match Game” this morning, so that’s where my life is at.
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Really? REALLY? That was “Taunting”?! What an incredibly dumb rule.
#NFL #Bears #DaBears #ChicagoBears
#NFL #Bears #DaBears #ChicagoBears
November 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Really? REALLY? That was “Taunting”?! What an incredibly dumb rule.
#NFL #Bears #DaBears #ChicagoBears
#NFL #Bears #DaBears #ChicagoBears
“The president could just fuckin sign off on releasing these files, they don’t need a vote, so what the fuck is going on??”
-BBC Radio 4’s “PM”, not an exact quote.
-BBC Radio 4’s “PM”, not an exact quote.
November 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
“The president could just fuckin sign off on releasing these files, they don’t need a vote, so what the fuck is going on??”
-BBC Radio 4’s “PM”, not an exact quote.
-BBC Radio 4’s “PM”, not an exact quote.
I remember that Friday night before this gasoline tax was set to kick in, “thanks to Clinton”, so people got a lot of gas that day and night.
I would fucking MURDER for these kinds of manufactured drama problems. We’re living on that planet the bad guys from Dune live on. Gas tax, eat a dick.
I would fucking MURDER for these kinds of manufactured drama problems. We’re living on that planet the bad guys from Dune live on. Gas tax, eat a dick.
So, lemme get this straight- we’re gonna get a bunch of files with *his* name redacted and we basically have to hope to Christ that someone finds one misspelled “Dwigt” to connect him to some dirty, actually very bad shit?
Like, honestly, what the fuck happened to the Republic?
Like, honestly, what the fuck happened to the Republic?
November 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I remember that Friday night before this gasoline tax was set to kick in, “thanks to Clinton”, so people got a lot of gas that day and night.
I would fucking MURDER for these kinds of manufactured drama problems. We’re living on that planet the bad guys from Dune live on. Gas tax, eat a dick.
I would fucking MURDER for these kinds of manufactured drama problems. We’re living on that planet the bad guys from Dune live on. Gas tax, eat a dick.
So, lemme get this straight- we’re gonna get a bunch of files with *his* name redacted and we basically have to hope to Christ that someone finds one misspelled “Dwigt” to connect him to some dirty, actually very bad shit?
Like, honestly, what the fuck happened to the Republic?
Like, honestly, what the fuck happened to the Republic?
November 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
So, lemme get this straight- we’re gonna get a bunch of files with *his* name redacted and we basically have to hope to Christ that someone finds one misspelled “Dwigt” to connect him to some dirty, actually very bad shit?
Like, honestly, what the fuck happened to the Republic?
Like, honestly, what the fuck happened to the Republic?
Band name idea: “The Night Court Sex Tapes”.
November 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Band name idea: “The Night Court Sex Tapes”.
Goddamn.
November 7, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Goddamn.
Aaaaaaaaaand once again, I have had to buy that Dam Swindle remix of The Future Is Yours, that I *owned*, from iTunes. I am livid.
Someone’s gonna be told to suck a dick, that’s all I’m sayin.
Someone’s gonna be told to suck a dick, that’s all I’m sayin.
November 5, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Aaaaaaaaaand once again, I have had to buy that Dam Swindle remix of The Future Is Yours, that I *owned*, from iTunes. I am livid.
Someone’s gonna be told to suck a dick, that’s all I’m sayin.
Someone’s gonna be told to suck a dick, that’s all I’m sayin.
I swear to god I hope that Skynet Terminator shit actually happens to us. AI can do whatever the fuck it wants, we out.
October 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I swear to god I hope that Skynet Terminator shit actually happens to us. AI can do whatever the fuck it wants, we out.
As humans on the planet Earth, what the FUCK are we actually doing?
Saudi Arabia is building a "stadium in the sky"
NEOM Stadium will hover 350 meters above the ground, seat 46,000 spectators, and be powered entirely by renewable energy.
NEOM Stadium will hover 350 meters above the ground, seat 46,000 spectators, and be powered entirely by renewable energy.
October 27, 2025 at 11:05 AM
As humans on the planet Earth, what the FUCK are we actually doing?
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Don't talk to me about rules, dear. Wherever I stay I make the goddam rules. #MariaCallas
October 27, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Don't talk to me about rules, dear. Wherever I stay I make the goddam rules. #MariaCallas
Nothing big here, just last night's «60 минут» casually talking about how we could get our asses easily nuked this year.
October 27, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Nothing big here, just last night's «60 минут» casually talking about how we could get our asses easily nuked this year.
The most, the *most* detrimental thing to the United States of America was that season of 2 Broke Girls that took place in that cooking school.
Like, seriously, fuck you.
Like, seriously, fuck you.
October 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The most, the *most* detrimental thing to the United States of America was that season of 2 Broke Girls that took place in that cooking school.
Like, seriously, fuck you.
Like, seriously, fuck you.
[à la Tenacious D’s “Kielbasa”] da da da da da-FUCK YEAH!
Yes we won 😁 #bb27
October 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
[à la Tenacious D’s “Kielbasa”] da da da da da-FUCK YEAH!
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They got Mosby with mortgage fraud too. And she also claimed it was a political prosecution.
“Mortgage applications are very long, so there’s plenty of opportunity to make mistakes.” But successful mortgage fraud prosecutions are rare – in 2024, Americans were 7x more likely to be hit by lightning than convicted of mortgage fraud.
buff.ly/IAT6ZFG
buff.ly/IAT6ZFG
NY AG Letitia James charged with mortgage fraud – a crime seldom prosecuted and rarely resulting in prison
In 2024, seven times more Americans were struck by lightning than were convicted of federal mortgage fraud.
buff.ly
October 11, 2025 at 7:28 AM
They got Mosby with mortgage fraud too. And she also claimed it was a political prosecution.
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Réforme des retraites : ce que le chef de l’Etat a proposé aux partis
Réforme des retraites : ce que le chef de l’Etat a proposé aux partis
La gauche a jugé décevantes les esquisses de concessions sur la réforme, pourtant inédites. Emmanuel Macron avait érigé le texte en totem de son second quinquennat.
www.lemonde.fr
October 11, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Réforme des retraites : ce que le chef de l’Etat a proposé aux partis
I'm all for it, affordable housing for all.
I hereby declare war on premature Christmassing.
Any shop caught doing this before 1st December must be shut down and turned into affordable housing.
Choose sanity. Vote Binface.
(Photo dated 9th October 2025)
Any shop caught doing this before 1st December must be shut down and turned into affordable housing.
Choose sanity. Vote Binface.
(Photo dated 9th October 2025)
October 11, 2025 at 7:35 AM
I'm all for it, affordable housing for all.
In the United States, I'm unclear on how this is a day. Life is so fucking bad that nearly everyone wears their pajamas to the Met and church. For the most part, I could fucking care less if someone wears pajamas, I'm more worried we're all gonna die.
October 11, 2025 at 7:26 AM
In the United States, I'm unclear on how this is a day. Life is so fucking bad that nearly everyone wears their pajamas to the Met and church. For the most part, I could fucking care less if someone wears pajamas, I'm more worried we're all gonna die.
I've been wrong about a few things, but I believe the 2026 World Cup is going to be a disaster. Imagine if I talked up hosting Thanksgiving for weeks and your family came to my house only to realize I hadn't prepared and, um, I was a hoarder.
October 11, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I've been wrong about a few things, but I believe the 2026 World Cup is going to be a disaster. Imagine if I talked up hosting Thanksgiving for weeks and your family came to my house only to realize I hadn't prepared and, um, I was a hoarder.
@pooyaism.bsky.social The lie detector portion was one of the funniest goddamned things I’ve ever seen. «une bonne baladodiffusion».
October 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
@pooyaism.bsky.social The lie detector portion was one of the funniest goddamned things I’ve ever seen. «une bonne baladodiffusion».
I bet this ‘peace plan’ folds and next thing you know in 32 days he’ll be attacking the inflatable pool industry for making kiddie pools that ‘make kids gay’ or some such whogivesafuck.
October 10, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I bet this ‘peace plan’ folds and next thing you know in 32 days he’ll be attacking the inflatable pool industry for making kiddie pools that ‘make kids gay’ or some such whogivesafuck.
GUESS WHO DID NOT WIN THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE?
Trump va pas être content. Une femme du Venezuela a obtenu son prix tant convoité 😬
October 10, 2025 at 9:04 AM
GUESS WHO DID NOT WIN THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE?
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What part of fascism makes you think you're not next?
October 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
What part of fascism makes you think you're not next?