Jason Titus
@jmauricetitus.bsky.social
Écrivain, scènariste. Américain. He/him, il/lui. Skeets are my own opinions and my French is bad.
Insta: @jmauricetitusofficial
Mastodon: @jmauricetitus@mstdn.social
Insta: @jmauricetitusofficial
Mastodon: @jmauricetitus@mstdn.social
Nothing big here, just last night's «60 минут» casually talking about how we could get our asses easily nuked this year.
October 27, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Nothing big here, just last night's «60 минут» casually talking about how we could get our asses easily nuked this year.
OMG imagine a country where the citizens can entirely agree on basic-ass laws such as, say, straight-up bribery, and agree it should be enforced regardless of who it is.
September 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
OMG imagine a country where the citizens can entirely agree on basic-ass laws such as, say, straight-up bribery, and agree it should be enforced regardless of who it is.
I saw this on a Russian subreddit 2 days ago and now it’s the only damn image I can think about.
September 6, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I saw this on a Russian subreddit 2 days ago and now it’s the only damn image I can think about.
She just wants her mom's approval.
June 21, 2025 at 6:59 AM
She just wants her mom's approval.
The Telegraph can go fuck itself again.
June 14, 2025 at 12:48 PM
The Telegraph can go fuck itself again.
Capitalist shitheads, I’m assuming?
October 19, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Capitalist shitheads, I’m assuming?
This is, like, one of my favorite things, ever.
September 28, 2024 at 8:44 AM
This is, like, one of my favorite things, ever.
Ha ha, see what he did there.
August 7, 2024 at 7:55 AM
Ha ha, see what he did there.
These guys are great.
July 27, 2024 at 5:59 PM
These guys are great.
Stay classy, Le Monde.
July 16, 2024 at 10:47 AM
Stay classy, Le Monde.
Well, I don't know you personally, but as far as I'm concerned you can go to hell.
July 13, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Well, I don't know you personally, but as far as I'm concerned you can go to hell.
I'm assuming this "Step 3: Profit"-operating asshole is taking the playbook from Jordan Bardella.
Don't tell Pierre Poilievre how the second round went in France.
Don't tell Pierre Poilievre how the second round went in France.
July 10, 2024 at 5:06 PM
I'm assuming this "Step 3: Profit"-operating asshole is taking the playbook from Jordan Bardella.
Don't tell Pierre Poilievre how the second round went in France.
Don't tell Pierre Poilievre how the second round went in France.
GODDAMN I LOVE MELTDOWNS
July 7, 2024 at 7:43 PM
GODDAMN I LOVE MELTDOWNS
This is why The Telegraph is a piece of shit.
June 14, 2024 at 6:07 AM
This is why The Telegraph is a piece of shit.
I see your “Alton Conservative Club” and I raise you a “what I did at my local hospital”.
June 10, 2024 at 1:59 PM
I see your “Alton Conservative Club” and I raise you a “what I did at my local hospital”.
I still can’t get over this chyron. I know that these producers just throw anything to see what works/fills the hour but I have never heard of anyone post Gen Y giving a fuck about libraries. If this were true then I got nothing but pussy during high school.
June 10, 2024 at 8:51 AM
I still can’t get over this chyron. I know that these producers just throw anything to see what works/fills the hour but I have never heard of anyone post Gen Y giving a fuck about libraries. If this were true then I got nothing but pussy during high school.
This is the first time I’ve ever assembled Ikea without it resulting in an argument and subsequent tumbler of vodka.
June 9, 2024 at 11:20 AM
This is the first time I’ve ever assembled Ikea without it resulting in an argument and subsequent tumbler of vodka.