Jasie
@jmauden.bsky.social
Mom, feminist, pro-choice, ally. Anglophile, travel lover. Anything after "Mom" is not necessarily in that order.
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I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
June 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
I made the mistake of listening to Hamilton while I cleaned the house the other day, and now I can’t stop singing it. This is why I stopped listening to it in the first place. The whole thing is an earworm. It will be WEEKS before I stop.
Or I could listen to it one more time. What can that hurt?
Or I could listen to it one more time. What can that hurt?
March 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I made the mistake of listening to Hamilton while I cleaned the house the other day, and now I can’t stop singing it. This is why I stopped listening to it in the first place. The whole thing is an earworm. It will be WEEKS before I stop.
Or I could listen to it one more time. What can that hurt?
Or I could listen to it one more time. What can that hurt?
I’d like to have my innie deal with the governmental stress so my outie can finally enjoy a hobby that isn’t just ‘coping.’
March 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I’d like to have my innie deal with the governmental stress so my outie can finally enjoy a hobby that isn’t just ‘coping.’
I’d like to have my innie deal with the governmental stress so my outie can stop doomscrolling and start learning the names of trees like a normal person.
March 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I’d like to have my innie deal with the governmental stress so my outie can stop doomscrolling and start learning the names of trees like a normal person.
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Spoilers! Devour Feculence - in the shop now! Click the link in our bio.
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March 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Spoilers! Devour Feculence - in the shop now! Click the link in our bio.
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Why is it that when I read this my brain says:
Rage consumes me, girls adore me
I mean even the ones who never saw me
Like the way that I rhyme at a show
The reason why, man, I don’t know
So let’s go, ‘cause
It takes two to make a thing go right
It takes two to make it outta sight
Rage consumes me, girls adore me
I mean even the ones who never saw me
Like the way that I rhyme at a show
The reason why, man, I don’t know
So let’s go, ‘cause
It takes two to make a thing go right
It takes two to make it outta sight
March 13, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Why is it that when I read this my brain says:
Rage consumes me, girls adore me
I mean even the ones who never saw me
Like the way that I rhyme at a show
The reason why, man, I don’t know
So let’s go, ‘cause
It takes two to make a thing go right
It takes two to make it outta sight
Rage consumes me, girls adore me
I mean even the ones who never saw me
Like the way that I rhyme at a show
The reason why, man, I don’t know
So let’s go, ‘cause
It takes two to make a thing go right
It takes two to make it outta sight
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Did you know that since the election, calls to Congress have increased by 3,900%?!?! While that’s incredible, we wouldn’t have to use @5calls on a weekly (daily??) basis if we weren’t living in a modern hellscape. 🔥🫠
March 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Did you know that since the election, calls to Congress have increased by 3,900%?!?! While that’s incredible, we wouldn’t have to use @5calls on a weekly (daily??) basis if we weren’t living in a modern hellscape. 🔥🫠
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Did you know that the US has been downgraded to non-democracy around the world? We have also been added to the Civicus Monitor Watchlist. Other countries on this list include Serbia, Pakistan, & the Democratic Republic of Congo. Google how well they’re all doing!
March 13, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Did you know that the US has been downgraded to non-democracy around the world? We have also been added to the Civicus Monitor Watchlist. Other countries on this list include Serbia, Pakistan, & the Democratic Republic of Congo. Google how well they’re all doing!
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What witches and non-witches don’t agree? Mugs 11 oz $16.50, 18 oz $18.50, t-shirts, sizes XS-2XL are $30-35, and sweatshirts sizes S-2XL are $45-$50. Check out our link in the bio!
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March 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
What witches and non-witches don’t agree? Mugs 11 oz $16.50, 18 oz $18.50, t-shirts, sizes XS-2XL are $30-35, and sweatshirts sizes S-2XL are $45-$50. Check out our link in the bio!
#smallbusiness #etsy #tshirt #sweatshirt #coffeemug #witchy #witchythings #witchaesthetic #crystals #healingcrystals
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I didn’t come here to play cards. 💙💛🇺🇦 — Mugs 11 oz $16.50, 18 oz $18.50, t-shirts, sizes XS-2XL are $30-35, & sweatshirts sizes S-2XL are $45-$50. Check out our link in the bio! *A portion of the proceeds will be donated.
#ukraine #shopsmall #shoponline #etsy #tshirt #sweatshirt #coffeemug #mug
#ukraine #shopsmall #shoponline #etsy #tshirt #sweatshirt #coffeemug #mug
March 13, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I didn’t come here to play cards. 💙💛🇺🇦 — Mugs 11 oz $16.50, 18 oz $18.50, t-shirts, sizes XS-2XL are $30-35, & sweatshirts sizes S-2XL are $45-$50. Check out our link in the bio! *A portion of the proceeds will be donated.
#ukraine #shopsmall #shoponline #etsy #tshirt #sweatshirt #coffeemug #mug
#ukraine #shopsmall #shoponline #etsy #tshirt #sweatshirt #coffeemug #mug
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Democracy Dies in Decorum. Poor Statue of Liberty 😵 — Mugs 11 oz $16.50, 18 oz $18.50, t-shirts, sizes XS-2XL are $30-35, and sweatshirts sizes S-2XL are $45-$50. Check out our link in the bio!
Stop going high! #shopsmall #statueofliberty #democracy #etsy #tshirt #sweatshirt #coffeemug #mug
Stop going high! #shopsmall #statueofliberty #democracy #etsy #tshirt #sweatshirt #coffeemug #mug
March 13, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Democracy Dies in Decorum. Poor Statue of Liberty 😵 — Mugs 11 oz $16.50, 18 oz $18.50, t-shirts, sizes XS-2XL are $30-35, and sweatshirts sizes S-2XL are $45-$50. Check out our link in the bio!
Stop going high! #shopsmall #statueofliberty #democracy #etsy #tshirt #sweatshirt #coffeemug #mug
Stop going high! #shopsmall #statueofliberty #democracy #etsy #tshirt #sweatshirt #coffeemug #mug
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We have been SO busy! We’ve uploaded a lot of new merch & more is coming.
So Much Panic Very Little Disco — Mugs 11 oz $16.50, 18 oz $18.50, t-shirts, sizes XS-2XL are $30-35, & sweatshirts sizes S-2XL are $45-$50. Check out our link in bio! #shopsmall #etsy #tshirt #sweatshirt #coffeemug #mug
So Much Panic Very Little Disco — Mugs 11 oz $16.50, 18 oz $18.50, t-shirts, sizes XS-2XL are $30-35, & sweatshirts sizes S-2XL are $45-$50. Check out our link in bio! #shopsmall #etsy #tshirt #sweatshirt #coffeemug #mug
March 13, 2025 at 1:54 AM
We have been SO busy! We’ve uploaded a lot of new merch & more is coming.
So Much Panic Very Little Disco — Mugs 11 oz $16.50, 18 oz $18.50, t-shirts, sizes XS-2XL are $30-35, & sweatshirts sizes S-2XL are $45-$50. Check out our link in bio! #shopsmall #etsy #tshirt #sweatshirt #coffeemug #mug
So Much Panic Very Little Disco — Mugs 11 oz $16.50, 18 oz $18.50, t-shirts, sizes XS-2XL are $30-35, & sweatshirts sizes S-2XL are $45-$50. Check out our link in bio! #shopsmall #etsy #tshirt #sweatshirt #coffeemug #mug
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March 9, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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I made some stickers. #letsgokrasnov nostalgicremnants.etsy.com/listing/1864...
Let's Go Krasnov Sticker Sheets Red White Blue Propaganda Style, Trump Code Name, Russian Poster, 8 Total Stickers - Etsy
This Stickers item is sold by NostalgicRemnants. Ships from Redmond, WA. Listed on Feb 22, 2025
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February 23, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I made some stickers. #letsgokrasnov nostalgicremnants.etsy.com/listing/1864...
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I made a mug. #letsgokrasnov nostalgicremnants.etsy.com/listing/1878...
Red White Blue Krasnov Ceramic Mug, Let's Go Krasnov, KGB Name, Patriotic Coffee Cup, Gift Idea, Novelty Tea - Etsy
This Mugs item is sold by NostalgicRemnants. Ships from Beltsville, MD. Listed on Feb 22, 2025
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February 23, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I made a mug. #letsgokrasnov nostalgicremnants.etsy.com/listing/1878...
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8.5”x11” I Choose Violence printables. (612 x 792 resolution). Use some heavy stock paper or send it to a print shop. This will look great on your wall. Just $3 each! High value art for a low price? Heck yes.
January 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
8.5”x11” I Choose Violence printables. (612 x 792 resolution). Use some heavy stock paper or send it to a print shop. This will look great on your wall. Just $3 each! High value art for a low price? Heck yes.
Yes! Some prints, too. Nice.
You ever wake up and choose violence? Us, too. Shirts and mugs available now! nostalgicremnants.etsy.com
January 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Yes! Some prints, too. Nice.
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🚨 🚨 🚨 HOMEWORK 🚨 🚨 🚨
The email address for federal workers to inform on their colleagues is DEIAtruth@opm.gov.
Would be a real shame if folks flooded that inbox, rendering it useless.
The email address for federal workers to inform on their colleagues is DEIAtruth@opm.gov.
Would be a real shame if folks flooded that inbox, rendering it useless.
January 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
🚨 🚨 🚨 HOMEWORK 🚨 🚨 🚨
The email address for federal workers to inform on their colleagues is DEIAtruth@opm.gov.
Would be a real shame if folks flooded that inbox, rendering it useless.
The email address for federal workers to inform on their colleagues is DEIAtruth@opm.gov.
Would be a real shame if folks flooded that inbox, rendering it useless.
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Please don’t even talk to me in the morning until I’ve had my coffee, 27 hours of alone time, several months by the seaside to ease my agonies, and many decades to wander the earth until the fabled blade of my ancestors can finally be reforged
January 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Please don’t even talk to me in the morning until I’ve had my coffee, 27 hours of alone time, several months by the seaside to ease my agonies, and many decades to wander the earth until the fabled blade of my ancestors can finally be reforged
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Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole
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January 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole
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Love these.
January 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Love these.